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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Duffy the Vampire Slayer

CJC999 wrote: »

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Irish border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree

Are you agreeing with this? Because not only is it blatantly untrue, it wasn't even true in the US where tea-party nutjobs started saying it several months ago.

Slunk

Anything involving the words Roll on . . . .
****in hate that phrase.
Also anything with .com too

Twee.

"inbits.com/hungover

"

No Michelle, just piss off. *Hides user*.

"Watching social network while on facebook! Pretty mad! Lol

"

You so crazy.

"Getting My Roots Done Tomorrow YaY + A Cut & Blow Dry lol"

HAHAHAHA HAIRCUTS.

Napper Hawkins

justryan wrote: »

My personal favourite

"inbits.com"

Oh how I hate Facebook

See this is the thing.

You don't hate Facebook. It's not Facebooks fault that you are friends with ****ing muppets.

Delete the tards and Facebook can be quite good, believe it or not!

Thanks for reading.

El Siglo

Slunk wrote: »

Anything involving the words Roll on . . . .
****in hate that phrase.
Also anything with .com too

ihaveaids.com

Fucking stupid so it is.

Kotek Besar

El Siglo wrote: »

ihaveaids.com

Fucking stupid so it is.

Have you actually been to that website?

El Siglo

Kotek Besar wrote: »

Have you actually been to that website?

I just typed "ihaveaids.com" into my browser bar and this came up...

Temptamperu

El Siglo wrote: »

I just typed "ihaveaids.com" into my browser bar and this came up...

BEST WEBSITE EVER :pac:

Chocoholic84

Marathon Man wrote: »

25 year old woman (child)- no f*cking joke:

'had a brilliant time at a sleep over last night at my friend Emma's house! She has an awesome family...we all got to play board games, (including a legendary game of Twister!!) video games...ate pizza, sweets, popcorn and watched Disney movies!! It was such a laugh! '

Tempted to respond: 'grow the f*ck up will you?' And its typical of all her posts.

That actually does sound fun

and I'm nearly 28!

mcc85

One thing i hate is how people go on about there kids!!! just logged onto facebook to see a friend had written a poem about her daughter and posted it on facebook!! seriously cringeworthy! its not even a good poem!

Bobby42

The dumbest thing I've seen recently is people "checking in" in bed with their partners.

Seen a post from a from a friend who's married that said:

"Looking for love - with (wife's name) at - in bed"

I've lost faith in humanity

pow wow

If you were raised on rainbow,blue peter and school started with the lord prayer <rabble rabble racist guff rabble rabble> and you still turned out ok, then repost this..WHEN ENGLAND WAS GREAT...RULE BRITANIA

:shudder:

amdublin

mcc85 wrote: »

One thing i hate is how people go on about there kids!!! just logged onto facebook to see a friend had written a poem about her daughter and posted it on facebook!! seriously cringeworthy! its not even a good poem!

A son/daughter enters your life and fills a special place in your heart. A place you never even knew was empty!

Temptamperu

Pdfile

looky loo wrote: »

I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like a internet mental institution really.:)

so... you've never been to Robotswanking.com then ?

Ciderswigger

Status : eeek! OMG! HUGE news! Happy happy happy days!!
Comment : Ooooh... do tell.
Comment : What's the goss?
Comment : Tell us!!
Status maker : Can't say it here. Too many nosey people. Mail sent!!!

x x x

:mad: FFS! What is the point of that? That's like going 'Did you hear about the..oh, actually no, never mind...'
If you don't want people to know, don't put it in your news feed!!

skeleton_boy

One of my fb friends put up a picture of their corn harvesters "first day out this year". 8 people have like it so far..........safe to say I'm from Kerry

pow wow

Earlier today: "Life is not tried it is merely survived if you're standing outside the fire." - Garth Brooks

Followed swiftly by: Dear Law School Friends, As you may have heard, I am moving back home at the end of this month with the intention to complete my law degree at another institution starting Spring 2012. Many factors went into this decision - all of which I'm more than happy to discuss on request. I hope to see you all before I return to my home, and wish you all the best. Sincerely, <fb friend's name>

No-one has replied yet but I'm sure he's hopeful.

alwayswright

One of the girls I went to school with just posted a picture of her child in a fecking washing machine...
Just what is wrong with some people?

mfceiling

The 35 year old singleton who posts every hour with rubbish and ends every day with "it's time this princess went to bed lol"...

[Deleted User]

I've never met my friend's baby but thanks to her mother's status updates I know she's had diarrhoea for the past 2 days.

mackeire

realy pisses me off wen nathan wears his chelsea jersey n ppl in united jerseys the looks they give em n tings de say not banter vicious stuff ****n egits never even a liverpool fan r no1 else would says a ting..de very ones who run frm the pub early wen THEIR team bn beating saps...glory glory man united more like glory glory hunters!!!!

This was written by a girl in Dublin.

Samich

If De Weather's Plannin Of Bein Lyk Dis De Whole Wknd Den Im Gonna Be In Bed De Whole Wknd ... Didnt Wanta Bitta Sunshine Neway!!! .....
30 minutes ago via mobile · Like ·

Idiot.

sunflower27

alwayswright wrote: »

One of the girls I went to school with just posted a picture of her child in a fecking washing machine...
Just what is wrong with some people?

hahaha.

:D:D

Take one of you half in a fridge and send it back and maybe she will see how ridiculous it is.

JessicaRabbit

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with ~ Artemus Ward

JessicaRabbit

Or this one :-

"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar." ~ Jerome K. Jerome

barakus

feels2gd2btrue wrote: »

I saw it before with a baby that had died at birth, the parents posted pictures of all of their family (cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents etc.) holding the dead baby in their arms in the hospital and other pictures of the baby in different outfits at home. That kind of thing is private and definitely not something you need to see on facebook

fcuking hell your not serious? that has to be one of the most fcuked up things Ive ever heard

sunflower27

barakus wrote: »

fcuking hell your not serious? that has to be one of the most fcuked up things Ive ever heard

Agree. That is just so wrong.

Tayla

"Cnt even put d washin out wit d ****n wasps......"

A bit dramatic don't you think?

im invisible

So they want to stick gruesome images on cigarette packs..??
Why not put pictures of starving children on McDonald's packaging..?
Why not put pictures of tortured animals on cosmetics products..?
Why not put the photos of the victims of drunken drivers, on beer and wine bottles..? Why not pictures of dishonest, thieving Politicians enjoying our money,
Although 100% of you guys will agree! I'll Bet 99% of you do not copy this......

oh, i coppied it allright