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I Think My Co-Worker Fancies Me

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not eligible.


  • #33
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Terry wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO.

    Here's the deal. Ride her, finish yourself off, then suggest engaging in scat play.
    You score and she never hassles you again. It's a win win situation.

    Or she agrees and he gets to poo on her?


  • #34
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    pump the clown.


  • #35
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Can I get fired?


  • #36
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Can I get fired?

    Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.


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  • #37
    Doctor_Socks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Doctor_Socks


    Its only an internship, organise a night out when ya finish and lob it in to her afterwards!


  • #38
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Can I get fired?

    as long as you don't do it on the premises, it's none of their business.


  • #39
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Cavehill Red wrote: »
    Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.
    Enough with the poo already Cavehill!


  • #40
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

    At least he's not talking it ! :p


  • #41
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Enough with the poo already Cavehill!


    Just make sure she's not a GAA fan that goes to matches & Cavehill should be cool with it.


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  • #42
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    You have a moral obligation to.


  • #43
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

    -Funk


  • #44
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    funk-you wrote: »
    Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

    -Funk
    That could work. She's French, so I could quote Cantona, pretend it was a philosophical act and be off the hook.


  • #45
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Feeky Magee wrote: »

    Only downsides are that:

    a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.

    Thoughts?

    In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

    There's a girl at work we call "butterface" It goes like this...

    "Her body ,YEAHHH WHOOO" ,"but-her-face ,NOOOOOOO ";)


  • #46
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I say as long as its not during work hours (lunch excluded, thats your time) go for it!
    As she is french, tell her about the fine old irish tradition of motorboating.


  • #47
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    She's off today unfortunately, so there shall be no shticking today anyway.


  • #48
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Come on feeky, where is the pic or facebook link?


  • #49
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    shes poking you because you're not doing anywork...


    "Aw man she loves me! Did you see the look in her eyes when she tole me to '**** Off'?":D


  • #50
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Feeky is just trying to recreate the glory days of when he thought his grinds teacher fancied him and she completely rejected him.

    He's gonna get rejected again, but this time nobody really cares!


  • #51
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I've just done a muppetcheck on you Feeky. Came up with a couple of IP matches that I reckon are people posting from your office. One of them was a one post wonder. The other identified herself as French in the ladies lounge so I reckon that's your girl.

    I dropped her a pm linking her to this thread. Hope that's ok.


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  • #52
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Can I get fired?

    Is she the boss's daughter/sister/wife/ all three?

    If not, he can't fire you unless you bend her over the desk and do her in front of everyone or something.

    Also,national grab a boob day is over i'm afraid.


  • #53
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Feeky is just trying to recreate the glory days of when he thought his grinds teacher fancied him and she completely rejected him.

    He's gonna get rejected again, but this time nobody really cares!
    Harsh stuff. I'm just trying to bring a bit of life to After Hours, I'm not particularly bothered if I get the girl or not. If you don't like it then how about you feck off out of the thread?


  • #54
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Feeky......... i also just caught a glimpse of your mug in "Know Your Nerds"

    Seriously?


  • #55
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Blind French nymphomaniacs are always trouble.


  • #56
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    reinvent yourself man....


    you don't see pighead going around changing peoples usernames to insults.

    or Terry posting nude pics.

    or Facekicker...................................well....


  • #57
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Harsh stuff. I'm just trying to bring a bit of life to After Hours, I'm not particularly bothered if I get the girl or not. If you don't like it then how about you feck off out of the thread?

    Because AH, and this thread inparticular, is the perfect place to voice my cynicism!


  • #58
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Do her...or not I dont really care!!


  • #59
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Feeky......... i also just caught a glimpse of your mug in "Know Your Nerds"

    Seriously?
    Yes, seriously. You'll see from the other girl in the picture that I tend to punch a bit above my weight. I never claimed to be some sort of male model, I think I'm fairly average-looking. Where's your picture Leonardo?


  • #60
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Yes, seriously. You'll see from the other girl in the picture that I tend to punch a bit above my weight. I never claimed to be some sort of male model, I think I'm fairly average-looking. Where's your picture Leonardo?

    I'm a complete hound, but i ain't claiming that every girl i come into contact with is trying to get my sweet sweet lovin'!


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  • #61
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I'm a complete hound, but i ain't claiming that every girl i come into contact with is trying to get my sweet sweet lovin'!
    Yes, I've only come into contact with two women over the past 8-odd months.

    Actually I'm reasonably certain this one will happen, there's more that she's done than what I said in the OP, I just thought I'd add a bit of tension. I'm also reasonably certain that nobody actually cares, but it's the internet, and if this thread keeps people mildly entertained at work like it's done me, then that's good enough for me.

    Lighten up sunshine. :)


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