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I Think My Co-Worker Fancies Me

Feeky Magee · 2010-08-26 13:49:05

Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing. I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she…

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#32 26-08-2010 3:06pm
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#33 26-08-2010 3:06pm
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Terry wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

Here's the deal. Ride her, finish yourself off, then suggest engaging in scat play.
You score and she never hassles you again. It's a win win situation.

Or she agrees and he gets to poo on her?

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#34 26-08-2010 3:07pm
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pump the clown.

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#35 26-08-2010 3:08pm
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Can I get fired?

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#36 26-08-2010 3:09pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Can I get fired?

Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.

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#37 26-08-2010 3:09pm
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Its only an internship, organise a night out when ya finish and lob it in to her afterwards!

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#38 26-08-2010 3:09pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Can I get fired?

as long as you don't do it on the premises, it's none of their business.

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#39 26-08-2010 3:10pm
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Cavehill Red wrote: »

Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

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#40 26-08-2010 3:11pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

At least he's not talking it !

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#41 26-08-2010 3:12pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

Just make sure she's not a GAA fan that goes to matches & Cavehill should be cool with it.

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#42 26-08-2010 3:13pm
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You have a moral obligation to.

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#43 26-08-2010 3:15pm
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Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

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#44 26-08-2010 3:16pm
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funk-you wrote: »

Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

-Funk

That could work. She's French, so I could quote Cantona, pretend it was a philosophical act and be off the hook.

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#45 26-08-2010 3:16pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Only downsides are that:

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

There's a girl at work we call "butterface" It goes like this...

"Her body ,YEAHHH WHOOO" ,"but-her-face ,NOOOOOOO ";)

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#46 26-08-2010 3:20pm
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I say as long as its not during work hours (lunch excluded, thats your time) go for it!
As she is french, tell her about the fine old irish tradition of motorboating.

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#47 26-08-2010 3:22pm
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She's off today unfortunately, so there shall be no shticking today anyway.

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#48 26-08-2010 3:24pm
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Come on feeky, where is the pic or facebook link?

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#49 26-08-2010 3:26pm
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shes poking you because you're not doing anywork...

"Aw man she loves me! Did you see the look in her eyes when she tole me to '**** Off'?":D

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#50 26-08-2010 3:26pm
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Feeky is just trying to recreate the glory days of when he thought his grinds teacher fancied him and she completely rejected him.

He's gonna get rejected again, but this time nobody really cares!

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#51 26-08-2010 3:28pm
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I've just done a muppetcheck on you Feeky. Came up with a couple of IP matches that I reckon are people posting from your office. One of them was a one post wonder. The other identified herself as French in the ladies lounge so I reckon that's your girl.

I dropped her a pm linking her to this thread. Hope that's ok.

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#52 26-08-2010 3:29pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Can I get fired?

Is she the boss's daughter/sister/wife/ all three?

If not, he can't fire you unless you bend her over the desk and do her in front of everyone or something.

Also,national grab a boob day is over i'm afraid.

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#53 26-08-2010 3:29pm
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MrStuffins wrote: »

Feeky is just trying to recreate the glory days of when he thought his grinds teacher fancied him and she completely rejected him.

He's gonna get rejected again, but this time nobody really cares!

Harsh stuff. I'm just trying to bring a bit of life to After Hours, I'm not particularly bothered if I get the girl or not. If you don't like it then how about you feck off out of the thread?

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#54 26-08-2010 3:30pm
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Feeky......... i also just caught a glimpse of your mug in "Know Your Nerds"

Seriously?

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#55 26-08-2010 3:31pm
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Blind French nymphomaniacs are always trouble.

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#56 26-08-2010 3:31pm
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reinvent yourself man....

you don't see pighead going around changing peoples usernames to insults.

or Terry posting nude pics.

or Facekicker...................................well....

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#57 26-08-2010 3:31pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Harsh stuff. I'm just trying to bring a bit of life to After Hours, I'm not particularly bothered if I get the girl or not. If you don't like it then how about you feck off out of the thread?

Because AH, and this thread inparticular, is the perfect place to voice my cynicism!

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#58 26-08-2010 3:33pm
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Do her...or not I dont really care!!

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#59 26-08-2010 3:34pm
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MrStuffins wrote: »

Feeky......... i also just caught a glimpse of your mug in "Know Your Nerds"

Seriously?

Yes, seriously. You'll see from the other girl in the picture that I tend to punch a bit above my weight. I never claimed to be some sort of male model, I think I'm fairly average-looking. Where's your picture Leonardo?

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#60 26-08-2010 3:36pm
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Feeky Magee wrote: »

Yes, seriously. You'll see from the other girl in the picture that I tend to punch a bit above my weight. I never claimed to be some sort of male model, I think I'm fairly average-looking. Where's your picture Leonardo?

I'm a complete hound, but i ain't claiming that every girl i come into contact with is trying to get my sweet sweet lovin'!

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#61 26-08-2010 3:40pm
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MrStuffins wrote: »

I'm a complete hound, but i ain't claiming that every girl i come into contact with is trying to get my sweet sweet lovin'!

Yes, I've only come into contact with two women over the past 8-odd months.

Actually I'm reasonably certain this one will happen, there's more that she's done than what I said in the OP, I just thought I'd add a bit of tension. I'm also reasonably certain that nobody actually cares, but it's the internet, and if this thread keeps people mildly entertained at work like it's done me, then that's good enough for me.

Lighten up sunshine.

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