I Think My Co-Worker Fancies Me

Feeky Magee

Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

Only downsides are that:

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
b) I've got another love interest right now too.

I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

SV

Just getting in early.

-Trek-

My rule is never sh!t where you have to eat, but that's just me.

easyeason3

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

Only downsides are that:

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
b) I've got another love interest right now too.

I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

She sounds like a tit tbh.

Stay away, from the sounds of it she could be a clingon.

SugarHigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZImSdnanWhs

Tomebagel

Legendary thread part II.

By Feeky Magee

Scrappychimow

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Not to cheapen the franchise, but I reckon this is a relatively sure thing.

I'm working in an office for the summer with another temp and I'm fairly certain she wants to get inside my trousers. For one she keeps poking me on Facebook from across the office. I have no idea what poking is but I'm fairly sure it means she wants me to poke her back, IRL.

She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day", or something along those lines, and suggested, jokingly I presume, that we practise.

Only downsides are that:

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
b) I've got another love interest right now too.

I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job. Also, could I get fired?

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

You live in cuckoo land.

Sykk

Helicopter.

--Kaiser--

Jake?

djimi

Never dip your pen in company ink etc etc

anniehoo

Eh nobody "pokes" on facebook anymore :rolleyes:

422nd

Do her. Repeatedly. Nothing serious. Nuff said.

thenightrider

karltimber

oh just give her one in the office after hours and leave it at that.

Feeona

Feeky Magee wrote: »

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.
I think it boils down to just how many cool points I would get for fooling around with a co-worker 3 years older than me on my first job.

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

I think your thread about the teacher was better. You seemed decent.

But I think your online celebrity has gone to your head and you're acting the douche.

NothingMan

Feeky Magee wrote: »

She also linked me to some page advertising "National Boob Grab Day"

Nobody told triseke about this.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I've seen your picture in know your nerds Feeky, take what you can get son!

GLaDOS

Feeky Magee wrote: »

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.

Once her face isn't downright ugly I'd go for it.

Oh, and personality yada yada

Feeky Magee

Feeona wrote: »

I think your thread about the teacher was better. You seemed decent.

But I think your online celebrity has gone to your head and you're acting the douche.

I'd actually consider myself still to be quite a decent guy. Any particular reasons of why I'm a douche?

Feeky Magee

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I've seen your picture in know your nerds Feeky, take what you can get son!

My Daddy says I'm cute.

Cavehill Red

Feeky Magee wrote: »

My Daddy says I'm cute.

So to recap, your grinds teacher, co-worker and father ALL fancy you?

deepsouthtalla

Go for it son! you only live once and all that......:D

Wazdakka

Feeky Magee wrote: »

My Daddy says I'm cute.

Well that's a little unsettling.

Terry

Pics or GTFO.

Here's the deal. Ride her, finish yourself off, then suggest engaging in scat play.
You score and she never hassles you again. It's a win win situation.

antodeco

An average face, which takes away from her body, means you need to jizz on it. Think of it like a punishment for her, for being average looking.

GavRedKing

If you rememebr your thread about your grinds teacher and I pressume you do, find out if she is interested, becasue by the sounds of it, if you cant tell if she is interested in you or not there is no point asking internet folk, all we can do is tell you do the same thing you did with your grinds teacher.

Just ask, their is a fine line between been flirty and wanting someone, a very fine line and you have to know what side you stand on with her.

mfceiling

What would feeky do......oh wait.......

karltimber

post link to her facebook page and we'll have a look at her for ya

Tomebagel

wipe it on the curtains on the way out

talla10

your a temp she's temp so as christy would say ride on

Wazdakka

karltimber wrote: »

post link to her facebook page and we'll have a look at her for ya

And most definitely not repost it on 4chan...


Honest..

Not eligible.

Cavehill Red

Terry wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

Here's the deal. Ride her, finish yourself off, then suggest engaging in scat play.
You score and she never hassles you again. It's a win win situation.

Or she agrees and he gets to poo on her?

General Zod

pump the clown.

Feeky Magee

Can I get fired?

Cavehill Red

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Can I get fired?

Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.

Doctor_Socks

Its only an internship, organise a night out when ya finish and lob it in to her afterwards!

General Zod

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Can I get fired?

as long as you don't do it on the premises, it's none of their business.

Feeky Magee

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Depends if you poo on her in front of the boss, really.

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

_feedback_

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

At least he's not talking it !

easyeason3

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Enough with the poo already Cavehill!

Just make sure she's not a GAA fan that goes to matches & Cavehill should be cool with it.

Zulu

You have a moral obligation to.

funk-you

Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

-Funk

Feeky Magee

funk-you wrote: »

Seagull her from across the office. If it sticks, she's yours.

-Funk

That could work. She's French, so I could quote Cantona, pretend it was a philosophical act and be off the hook.

iPlop

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Only downsides are that:

a) While her body is slammin', her face is exceedingly average.

Thoughts?

In b4 Fakey Magee, and grinds jokes.

There's a girl at work we call "butterface" It goes like this...

"Her body ,YEAHHH WHOOO" ,"but-her-face ,NOOOOOOO ";)

phill106

I say as long as its not during work hours (lunch excluded, thats your time) go for it!
As she is french, tell her about the fine old irish tradition of motorboating.

Feeky Magee

She's off today unfortunately, so there shall be no shticking today anyway.

phill106

Come on feeky, where is the pic or facebook link?

Brendog

shes poking you because you're not doing anywork...


"Aw man she loves me! Did you see the look in her eyes when she tole me to '**** Off'?":D

MrStuffins

Feeky is just trying to recreate the glory days of when he thought his grinds teacher fancied him and she completely rejected him.

He's gonna get rejected again, but this time nobody really cares!

javaboy

I've just done a muppetcheck on you Feeky. Came up with a couple of IP matches that I reckon are people posting from your office. One of them was a one post wonder. The other identified herself as French in the ladies lounge so I reckon that's your girl.

I dropped her a pm linking her to this thread. Hope that's ok.