What are your funniest Irish sayings?

Tá sé mahogany gas pipe.

"I wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall"

"sure go on, its the last friday of the week"

You're an awful eeijet, d'ya know that

My ma is some geebag

Bollocks! The car is banjaxed

Be right out. I'm just taking a ****e

Alright, loosebit. Any chance of a ride

Wha do ya mean do I love ya? aren't I riding ya!

that guiness is cuttin the hole of me

Yer wan was kissing me like a horse eating an apple through a letter box.

*watching girls trying to walk in heels* "she's like a newborn girraffe on roller skates"

*Bouncer to a short chap in a suit acting the muppet* "Here listen shorty, f*ck off back on top of that wedding cake*

*Chinese lad gives a chinese girl a jockey back out of club* Bouncer goes "here look a chinese take away"

Scaldy Balls
Short arms long pockets - Tight
He'd line his pockets with rubber to steal soup - Tight / Light fingered
"Here mate you dropped a triangle" - To a chap thats shaping / strutting
"have you ever picked up teeth with broken fingers...?"
Pick a window your leaving
Good Jaysus- (Colm Meaney does it best!)
How'd you get the black eye....? "Yer owl one man, she poked me in the eye with her cock"

Or the little bow wow was leppin' up at me!
Leppin about the place like a mad whoer

The head on ya - like two mile o' bad road

"he wudnt drink soup"

"she had a f***y like a clowns pocket"

"cudnt organise a p**s up in a brewery"

"and Bobs your uncle" as in job done

"you're your fathers son"

A old man who used to drink in a pub i worked in used to say "never let anyone tell your mother she reared a gibber" which apparently means your not a gobbsh*te made me laugh each time