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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 461 ✭✭ mk2


    i'm that hungry i could eat a scabby wayne(child in donegal lol)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭ Sitec


    "I've a micky like a baby carrott but an arse like a flys wing":D


  • Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭ WallysWorld


    "Ah sure a sniper wouldn't take her out"

    "An arse on her like two melons in a floursack" (this can work for tits too)

    "I'd ate chips out of her knickers and drink tae out of her bellybutton"

    And the perennial favorite on asking someone what they will have to drink "You'd drink it out of the hollow of a cowsh1te..."


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,613 ✭✭✭ Aglomerado


    Fánny like a welly top :D

    I'm breaking my shíte laughing at this thread...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ neil_hosey


    i wouldnt ride her into battle..

    i wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall..


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭ cournioni


    Not a saying as such but I was talking to a local lad who had seven shades of ****e beaten out of him St. Stephens day two years ago by some bouncers. I asked him how he got the shiner on his eye... He replied "I battered the ****e out of 10 lads and walked into a door!"

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 sensibleken


    Go raibh grainneóg a chead chac eile agat - may your next sh1te be a hedgehog


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭ Standard Toaster


    "Spit on me Dickie"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 moonpurple


    a lot done .... more to do


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭ MitchKoobski


    Shure he's as mad as a month of sundays!


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭ cournioni


    "Thats me arse of a crack"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,830 Jonty


    "I wouldn't ride her even if she had pedals"


  • Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭ veXual


    "You'd be better off throwin stones at a jacket"

    Personal favourite of mine


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭ Standard Toaster


    "She's a head like a bag of burnt Lego"


  • Registered Users Posts: 539 Live4Ever


    Whiskey when ur sick makes you well, whiskey when your well makes you sick! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭ Funky G


    that would be an ecumenical matter, father.


  • Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭ Funky G


    how are ye Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

    storeeeee buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

    jaysus

    fcuk sake

    ask me boll ox


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,283 Kent Brockman


    It could be worse, "shur the ass could be dead and the turf still in the bog"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,283 Kent Brockman


    When a cracking girl is going out with a fat/ugly tosser....

    "He must have a chocolate cock!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭ Rubberlegs


    When someone loves themselves: If she was a bar of chocolate she'd eat herself. Or as my friend's Mam says " She thinks she's Calvita cheese. She's not even the cow on the box!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 rrbm


    One my dad says when I criticise his driving is 'I was driving before your arse was the size of a shirtbutton'......


  • Registered Users Posts: 715 _sparkie_


    she's only a bleedin' slu


  • Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭ pipelaser


    "I will in me week"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    "My arse and Pady Flaherty's"

    Footnote: I think this may have been the phrase that gave birth to Paddy Whiskey's popularity. Although I have no limks and would be interested. I'm pretty sure it had to do with a revolt by publicans against overpriced established whiskey brands.

    I'm still a traitor and a Jameson man.:(

    Edit: The lads in the bar who trained me still say it was about a salesman who could sell you a case of anything, and his name happened to be Paddy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 701 christina_x


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Up me arse, pickin daisys

    Person 1: Do you know where (name of person/object) is?
    Person 2: Is my face red?
    Person 1: Nope
    Person 2: Well then, theyr/its not up my arse picking daisys


  • Registered Users Posts: 701 christina_x


    Michaelrsh wrote: »
    F*#~ me pink and call me pony!

    **** me pink and call me rosie ;)

    i seen a few variations of this one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 StereoLove


    You've got Bob hope and no hope:) This one always cracks me up!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭ delaad


    This may have been mentioned before, but the Germans, seemingly, reckon that one of our funniest sayings - in a country where things, in their eyes, could not possibly be more desperate - is....."Ah, sure, there's nothing bad, but could be worse."


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,134 FarmerGreen


    delaad wrote: »
    This may have been mentioned before, but the Germans, seemingly, reckon that one of our funniest sayings - in a country where things, in their eyes, could not possibly be more desperate - is....."Ah, sure, there's nothing bad, but could be worse."
    I heard it as.
    Enjoy the war while you can.
    When its over there will be nothing for us.
    Could be wrong.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭ puffdragon


    "Ah sure that'n has no arse , just a hole in her back!"

    "As sure as there's ****e in a dog!"

    "Fit as a butcher's dog"

    Bad hangover; "I've a heed like a football and a mouth like a boxers armpit"


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