What are your funniest Irish sayings?

Tá sé mahogany gas pipe.

"I wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall"

"sure go on, its the last friday of the week"

Yer wan was kissing me like a horse eating an apple through a letter box.

*watching girls trying to walk in heels* "she's like a newborn girraffe on roller skates"

*Bouncer to a short chap in a suit acting the muppet* "Here listen shorty, f*ck off back on top of that wedding cake*

*Chinese lad gives a chinese girl a jockey back out of club* Bouncer goes "here look a chinese take away"

Scaldy Balls
Short arms long pockets - Tight
He'd line his pockets with rubber to steal soup - Tight / Light fingered
"Here mate you dropped a triangle" - To a chap thats shaping / strutting
"have you ever picked up teeth with broken fingers...?"
Pick a window your leaving
Good Jaysus- (Colm Meaney does it best!)
How'd you get the black eye....? "Yer owl one man, she poked me in the eye with her cock"

Or the little bow wow was leppin' up at me!
Leppin about the place like a mad whoer