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  • Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Jafin


    Don't be taking it seriously

    Ah I wont, I've already had a thread started about a similar situation, im not gonna start getting into a fight or anything, il just ignore it all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Jafin


    soundsham wrote: »
    obviously;)
    i'm off to bed now x x x

    Boy kisses back to you soundsham XXX


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    jesus,
    1st with a man now
    1st with female 1983


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    soundsham wrote: »
    jesus,
    1st with a man now
    1st with female 1983
    Nice one!:pac:

    Can't believe the average age for this is so high:confused:Can believe all the people eagerly offering up when they lost their virginity when nobody asked:) My first kiss was when I was 12, wouldn't mind knowing how the OP has got on in the intervening year and a bit since he started the thread...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    yerayeah wrote: »
    Nice one!:pac:

    Can't believe the average age for this is so high:confused:Can believe all the people eagerly offering up when they lost their virginity when nobody asked:) My first kiss was when I was 12, wouldn't mind knowing how the OP has got on in the intervening year and a bit since he started the thread...
    OP hasn't logged in since April last year, don't think we'll find out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Jafin


    soundsham wrote: »
    jesus,
    1st with a man now
    1st with female 1983

    You're welcome soundsham, though by the sounds of it you're a bit old for my taste so that's the first and last you'll be gettin from me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Just looked through the OPs previous posts and had a good laugh.

    i am being builled at school i got stabbed in the knee i am still bleeding


    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Jafin


    Just looked through the OPs previous posts and had a good laugh.





    :pac:

    Who the fook gets stabbed in the knee? I feel bad but I laughed too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Just looked through the OPs previous posts and had a good laugh.





    :pac:


    kisses OP better in knee (and skews the statistics for the thread a bit)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    OP, you'll be grand it'll all work out anyway, and if not:

    Flights to Berlin: €150
    Hostel for a week: €128
    Strip Club: €500

    Having an unbelievably fúcked up messy night that'll keep you smiling for a month... priceless!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    15 is young, don't worry :)

    I was 14 and it was the absolute worst, most wonderful kiss ever haha :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    First kiss was 12, it was awful

    I'm still a virgin though, I'm saving myself for ebay


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,135 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    14, with a hooker.

    ejaculated in my pants after we started tongue. good times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    12 ya just gotta love holidays!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    hitcher wrote: »
    i am a 15 year guy and did't have my first kiss yet some people in my class arent virgins any more when did you have your first kiss?

    o hai.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    phasers wrote: »
    I'm still a virgin though, I'm saving myself for ebay

    5 euro and a half bottle of Linden Village is my bid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Hmm is eight a bit young lol? Was in a treehouse and he said we'd get married after.... he lied :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Flojo wrote: »
    Hmm is eight a bit young lol? Was in a treehouse and he said we'd get married after.... he lied :(

    im sorry. i couldnt wait around, i had work the next morning and im afraid of commitment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    I was 14, i'm 16 now.

    Don't worry about all that sex stuff, its annoying and apparently only 20% of people our age are sexually active anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    snyper wrote: »
    im sorry. i couldnt wait around, i had work the next morning and im afraid of commitment

    You b@sterd! :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    12 I think, can barely remember it now, was at some culchie disco in Meath I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    jackbutler wrote: »
    I was 14, i'm 16 now.

    Don't worry about all that sex stuff, its annoying and apparently only 20% of people our age are sexually active anyway.
    and another 40% that lie!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,565 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    14 and it was the worst kiss (thankfully) Iv'e ever experienced. That was 7 years ago!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    just read back over my old posts in here and cringed :)


  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    12 and it was terrible, At some teen disco.


  • Registered Users Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    14 local disco, my friend'ds fist was behind my head to stop me from pulling out,was quite funny, i was the oldest friget in my group by about 3 years,kinda funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    14 local disco, my friend'ds fist was behind my head to stop me from pulling out,was quite funny, i was the oldest friget in my group by about 3 years,kinda funny

    Im 12 what is this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    11..she was damn ugly...second one was a cracker though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭TheKells


    I was 10, she was 15 and I had to pay her 20p to do it. Worth it though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Cookie Jar


    15....We just kissed...the next day he told everyone I gave him a bj:mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭goldenbrown


    caught and pinned against wall by red haired tomboy called deirdre, in east cork, always liked her, in hindsight...a classic even the name...:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Cookie Jar wrote: »
    15....We just kissed...the next day he told everyone I gave him a bj:mad:


    my kinda mate:P heheheheheh:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Cookie Jar wrote: »
    15....We just kissed...the next day he told everyone I gave him a bj:mad:

    Class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    13, school disco. he was about a foot shorter than me and ugly as sin. altho i was probably no prize pig at that age either :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I still haven't had one
    >.>

    <.<

    That miiiiight have something to do with looking like a post-car crash moose and being known as "the perv" - but I can't guarantee the two are linked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    brummytom wrote: »
    I still haven't had one
    >.>

    <.<

    That miiiiight have something to do with looking like a post-car crash moose and being known as "the perv" - but I can't guarantee the two are linked

    :pac: Get off the internet and get yer hole tommy my boy!

    Beg, borrow or steal it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Right here

    I wish..

    We're not talking about First Faps here, OP is well beyond that stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    :pac: Get off the internet and get yer hole tommy my boy!

    Beg, borrow or steal it!


    Does it count if they're unconcious/dead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    brummytom wrote: »
    Does it count if they're unconcious/dead?

    Of course it doesn't, lob it in there while you're at it too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Of course it doesn't, lob it in there while you're at it too.

    Ok, well I live across the road from a hospital..

    I'll be back soon :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ok, well I live across the road from a hospital..

    I'll be back soon :cool:

    And remember, if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I'm trying to think of one to express the fact I prefer it smooth.

    If it's smooth, make your move?


    No


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of one to express the fact I prefer it smooth.

    If it's smooth, make your move?


    No


    If it's smooth, you're a paedophile?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    If it's smooth, you're a paedophile?

    Did you not see a few posts back? Im known as 'perv' :P

    Well I'm only 15 so I'm hardly gonna go for older women... that hair just seems wrong


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    If there's grass on the field I'll play, if there's no grass then I'll turn her around and play in the mud


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I remember my first kiss. It was awesome!!!
    I wonder whatever happened to Fr Murphy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭camero


    i was 17 ya i know but i the 1st girls i liked not just for looks but every thing going stong now for the last six mouths


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    camero wrote: »
    i was 17 ya i know but i the 1st girls i liked not just for looks but every thing going stong now for the last six mouths

    Once more, in English please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭camero


    Once more, in English please

    i am going out with the gf now for 1/2 a year if thats ok with you and she was my 1st kiss turd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    If there's grass on the field I'll play, if there's no grass then I'll turn her around and play in the mud

    Why dyou have to play anything? Can't you just do her up the arse?


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