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  • #52
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,914 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    weeder wrote: »
    well the funny thing is this is somewhat true for one of the girls,

    as the above quote " I got the Diddy :D " but she wasnt ready for her first kiss, Didnt have to ask either as i was more a less told that, Ah looking back on it she was a weirdo :rolleyes: im still friends with her today though

    Sounds like she's gonna grow up to be one of those heroes that will gladly give blowjobs and won't want sex. Get back in there!


  • #53
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    weeder wrote: »
    well the funny thing is this is somewhat true for one of the girls,

    as the above quote " I got the Diddy :D " but she wasnt ready for her first kiss, Didnt have to ask either as i was more a less told that, Ah looking back on it she was a weirdo :rolleyes: im still friends with her today though
    Should have asked to kiss her other lips so :D


  • #54
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dangit. I just realised that it wasnt a British girl. The british girl was in Spain. It was a blonde haired girl from Kerry whose name escapes me.
    We are talking about ... "shifting" here right? Like tongues or its not real situation?
    Cos if its non-tongued I can go back earlier.


  • #55
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Ach balls to the kissing. Tear on in for a bit of the aul anal. That's quare stuff I'm tellin ye!!


  • #56
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Should have asked to kiss her other lips so :D

    rofl very good :D


  • #57
    Tzetze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    Ahhh, the first kiss.

    I had just turned 13. It was at the Céilí Mór at the end of 3 glorious weeks in Coláiste Bhríde, Rann na Feirste. Míle, naoi gcéad, ochtó a chuig.

    Had to wait a couple years for the next one though.

    Thanks for reminding me of it! :D


  • #58
    [Deleted User]
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    That's THE quintessential culchie phrase for me! :D

    ~Highly confussed~

    What do fancy pants people like you use.
    I would have said tipping was a quintessentially culchie phrase.


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    rb_ie wrote: »
    This is a verrrry good point Cormie.

    In 1984 maybe.....we are a nation of sheep. The only people who are waiting for marraige either don't particulaly want to, or The Mammy hasn't let them out alone since they first sprouted pubes.


  • #60
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,914 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    ~Highly confussed~

    What do fancy pants people like you use.
    I would have said tipping was a quintessentially culchie phrase.

    It's the subtle usage of the word 'the' in between 'got' and 'ride'.

    I use the word ride myself but I'd say "I got a ride" or "I got me ride" whereas culchie people always say "I got the ride". Never heard a Dub say that.


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  • #61
    SheroN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    It's the subtle usage of the word 'the' in between 'got' and 'ride'.

    I use the word ride myself but I'd say "I got a ride" or "I got me ride" whereas culchie people always say "I got the ride". Never heard a Dub say that.

    That's because it's hard to make out what they're saying when they're goofed up on smack. ;)


  • #62
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    SheroN wrote: »
    That's because it's hard to make out what they're saying when they're goofed up on smack. ;)


    Goofed UP smack huh?


  • #63
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Ah yes, Pighead remembers his first kiss as if it were yesterday. Not gonna divulge the lady in questions name in case shes reading and starts blushing. We'll call her Marah Surphy for now.

    They say the first kiss is given with the eyes and not the mouth but they're full of crap. Pighead used his mouth and so did everybody else he knows. That first kiss with Marah was wonderfully slimey. There was saliva everywhere, it was in her hair and everything by the time we'd finished. Pigheads face was relatively saliva free but that was probably because her technique wasn't quite as good.

    That was our first and last kiss together. Pighead likes to think we didn't kiss again because in that moment we'd created the perfect kiss. To go at it again would put all of that at risk.


  • #64
    Aurora Borealis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Aurora Borealis


    When I was thirteen in Irish college. Was so nervous I went for it like the clappers :p:p, poor guy! Have learnt to slow things down quite yummily since...


  • #65
    Niamho!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    hitcher wrote: »
    i am a 15 year guy and did't have my first kiss yet some people in my class arent virgins any more when did you have your first kiss?

    God. you've ages to go. the more you think about it the worse it'll be. trust me. You dont even wanna know how old i was...(A very late starter)
    its not that big a deal, it seems like it now but in a few years you'll wonder why you worried about it so much. :)


  • #66
    N1njapirate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭N1njapirate


    I shared the same plight as you when I was 15, but it's all gravy now..

    and I grew a pair of bewbs since then too! :)


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  • #67
    Niamho!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    N1njapirate wrote: »
    I shared the same plight as you when I was 15, but it's all gravy now..

    and I grew a pair of bewbs since then too! :)

    lol


  • #68
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,871 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    I was 8 believe it or not...didnt have another til i was 11 though.


  • #69
    Jello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Had my first proper kiss when I was 10 or 11. Didn't really know what I was supposed to do tbh.


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
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    13 first kiss & 17 for the ol sex. Eh, dont worry young man. The more you do, the longer it will be until it happens! Best of luck & make sure she has a big chest ;)


  • #71
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    15 in the leisureplex with some girl from school


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  • #72
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,407 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    N1njapirate wrote: »
    and I grew a pair of bewbs since then too! :)

    Pics....... ;)


  • #73
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Im 26 and have never been kissed Im keeping that privilege for my wife on my wedding day


  • #74
    gillyfromlyre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭gillyfromlyre


    Collie D's first kiss was with his uncle in a barn when he was sixteen


  • #75
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Age 10 with Samantha bside the football clubhouse sitting on an old tractor tyre that the centre of it was filled in with muck, man i was so happy that day!


  • #76
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,407 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    gillyfromlyre wrote: »
    Collie D's first kiss was with his uncle in a barn when he was sixteen

    WTF :eek: I have obvioulsy offended you in another thread. Shame you don't stick out in my memory :rolleyes:


  • #77
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,117 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    When I was 12, I just ran upto the girl and planted it on her lips. I actually lost my virginity that way, too.


  • #78
    Allison91
    Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭Allison91


    First kiss 16 and everything else 16..I guess I was kinda freaked out about the whole thing


  • #79
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    everyone in this thread is of loose morals shame on you all.
    Ye all need to go to confession


  • #80
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,407 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Rob_l wrote: »
    Ye all need to go to confession

    More likely to lose your virginity in there tbh


  • #81
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Collie D wrote: »
    More likely to lose your virginity in there tbh


    Not in the church of the big teapot


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  • #82
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    I was 16 and my best mate had lost even her bum-virginity that summer. So I was feeling the pressure you might say. First night out in September I forcibly wore the face off a fisherman from Gort 10 years my senior.

    I felt quite sick afterwards.

    Then my first kiss with someone I fancied was a big disappointment, he had no control over his lips and I ended up soaked.

    It all improved after that and from what his current girlfriend told me drunkenly over Christmas, he's improved his technique as well. Just as well or she'd have to carry a towel around in her handbag!


  • #83
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    God reading this thread makes me feel like such a whore. :eek:
    11 first proper kiss. Slobber all over my face, shudder.
    14 losing virginity, but biggest mistake of my life.
    16 was my "first" time, with a guy I love(d). Mmm.

    But yeah. don't rush it. No point in running out and kissing people you dont feel comfortable with eh.


  • #84
    misslt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭misslt


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    When I was 12, I just ran upto the girl and planted it on her lips. I actually lost my virginity that way, too.

    What, by running up and planting it on her lips?


    I was 14, was the last one of all my friends to kiss someone so it was a bit of a hasty rush...perfected the tehnique since tho, lotsa practice ;)


  • #85
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,441 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    first kiss-13
    first time doing anything more-14
    sex-15


  • #86
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    jezza wrote: »
    but biggest mistake of my life.


    So far!


  • #87
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    hitcher wrote: »
    i am a 15 year guy and did't have my first kiss yet some people in my class arent virgins any more when did you have your first kiss?

    The amount of people I know who are around that age and even older who've never kissed anyone yet. And they're damned attractive most of them, have people of the opposite sex desperately trying to get with them, they're just picky (no, that doesn't mean fridgid).


  • #88
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Big LOL at those posting about what age they lost their viriginity, you weren't asked, stop trying so hard.


  • #89
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    First kiss, 13. Was a big deal in my primary school not to be a 'fridgid' so I got it over with with a fairly good looking guy of the same age. Twas fishlike. I told everyone that. He was very pissed off with me then.


  • #90
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,407 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Acid_Violet wrote: »
    First kiss, 13. Was a big deal in my primary school not to be a 'fridgid' so I got it over with with a fairly good looking guy of the same age. Twas fishlike. I told everyone that. He was very pissed off with me then.

    lol, you've probably set some random bloke off on a life of harbouring a deep hatred of women


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  • #91
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    Ah no, he's had girlfriends since, some of whom are good friends of mine. But all his gfs I know of cringed when thinking of the time they spent with him........


  • #92
    Smyth
    Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    ahh, the first kiss. I was 13 and it was at a spannish disco. I was the only irish fella who got to kiss a spanish bird. We stayed penpals for 3 years and by chance i was on holidays in spain and met up with her.

    15 is young...don't stress out man.

    to the other posters who are 18,19,20, you've most definately missed out on a very innocent and exciting time in your life. people grow and mature, so you'll probably never get to experience that 'young love' ****e. It just doesn't happen as you get older. It'll be a different type of experience...(better one tbh)

    still, wouldn't throw away my early teen years for anything.


  • #93
    Tak3n
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 290 ✭✭Tak3n


    first kiss - age 5

    lost virginity - age 15


    :D


  • #94
    JC 2K3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    I was 14/15 at some ****ty underage disco. Didn't get her name, and don't really remember what she looked like, it was dark. Oddly enough, at the time I thought that I was pretty old for having my first kiss at that stage, but in retrospect it wasn't really.

    First kiss with someone I knew and really liked was at 16.


  • #95
    Gummy Panda
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    First kiss - 12. First panda love kiss was 15.


  • #96
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    When I was 12, I just ran upto the girl and planted it on her lips. I actually lost my virginity that way, too.

    LOL :D:D

    Funniest thing i have read all week.


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  • #97
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Acid_Violet wrote: »
    I got it over with with a fairly good looking guy of the same age. Twas fishlike. .

    As it is when we kiss your breed, down there......


  • #98
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    misslt wrote: »
    Originally Posted by AlmightyCushion
    When I was 12, I just ran upto the girl and planted it on her lips. I actually lost my virginity that way, too.

    What, by running up and planting it on her lips?

    Think about it...


  • #99
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    As it is when we kiss your breed, down there......

    Ha. Ha.... No.


  • #100
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,117 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Acid_Violet wrote: »
    No.

    The only way you would know that would be if you have had your face in other womens crotches?


  • #101
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Indeed.

    Why do you think Captain Birdseye called his product fish fingers?


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