Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Stench Blossoms · 03-02-2007 11:23AM

randylonghorn wrote:

Days later ... still no pic ...

So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

He's still waiting for the experience.

Rb · 03-02-2007 11:25AM

orla wrote:

He's still waiting for the experience.

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

Stench Blossoms · 03-02-2007 11:36AM

rb_ie wrote:

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

I attached it just there.

Wyverne · 03-02-2007 07:45PM

this girl was a legend, however, she did get all crazy and start showin me diamond engagement rings and stuff, not saying i didnt like, but man i was soooooooooooo young, i ran like ben johnson on drugs.

lemon_of_old · 06-02-2007 04:16AM

It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

JIZZLORD · 07-02-2007 01:13AM

lemon_of_old wrote:

It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

is that why you're still wearing your socks?

Adam · 07-02-2007 02:11AM

The expression on your face can only be described as "made-for-porn"...

09-02-2007 07:55PM

Doing this was a bit traumatic!

Baggly · 09-02-2007 10:45PM

what a symetrical penis. lucky you...

Undercoverguy · 10-02-2007 02:06AM

....... Even as the OP f this thread i cant help but feel the sticklyness of this thread has been outlived lol

Good while it lasted tho lol

randylonghorn · 10-02-2007 02:25AM

There's certainly been a fair amount of stickiness ...

Ach, it's grand where it is, save it being bumped every time someone new falls over it ... or just reaches that moment, and wants to commemorate it!

And yes, it was a bloody good idea, fair play, mate.

Sputs-Lover · 10-02-2007 03:04PM

My first moment was in a field near a tree.

Oh he was a filthy animal.

Woooooooof

smash · 10-02-2007 06:18PM

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

randylonghorn · 10-02-2007 08:06PM

steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

ROFL!

At least you had the bigger dick, dude!

frobisher · 10-02-2007 08:22PM

She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

me and the biz · 11-02-2007 02:44AM

frobisher wrote:

She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

are you peeing on her?

Plug · 11-02-2007 11:37AM

steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

ya left her like a painters radio, well done;)

Otacon · 14-02-2007 01:38AM

Not entirely accurate but it would have been epicly funny later.

Attachment not found.

Piste · 22-02-2007 09:28PM

rightio, I'm not gonne do my first "real" sexual experience cos I know far too many people on this forum! But I've done my first kiss here, which is probably much more amusing.

Sengoku79 · 23-02-2007 10:10AM

was he a St.Mary fairy

Piste · 24-02-2007 02:47PM

Ha I knew someone would end up recognising the uniform, this was in primary school but I think he played rugby there and later went there for secondary school.