Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

randylonghorn · 01-05-2007 1:37am

R0ot wrote:

Anyone else confused?

It took a while, but I reckon they're supposed to be on the flying trapeze ...

Yeah ... right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

LilKitty · 01-05-2007 2:09am

randylonghorn wrote:

It took a while, but I reckon they're supposed to be on the flying trapeze ...

Yeah ... right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Then I got it wrong, I thought they were skydiving.:o

randylonghorn · 01-05-2007 2:28am

LilKitty wrote:

Then I got it wrong, I thought they were skydiving.:o

Oh here, your guess is as good as mine! But whatever they're supposed to be doing, it doesn't look like much fun!

gramlab · 01-05-2007 10:00am

firsttime.jpg

MS paint just wouldn't do it for me. I needed to get a bit more artistic.

Unpossible · 01-05-2007 2:42pm

gramlab wrote:

MS paint just wouldn't do it for me. I needed to get a bit more artistic.

Jaysus, can you imagine attending that church every week?

TerrorFirmer · 01-05-2007 2:47pm

Overheal wrote:

Not a first time, but sex-orientated...

Ever wonder what happens to those condoms you flush down the loo? Someone has to count them as they migrate upstream: if they reach a critical mass the plumbers have to be called in.

I call this one "Counting Condoms with the Old Man"

Best picture on the thread by a mile - that's going as my desktop background

Jonesy3110 · 01-05-2007 3:05pm

That boring was it?

He was crap ... and the two people getttin busy on the couch nest to us was a little off-putting.

wild......just wild......

Looks like an accidental trapeze boner? :P But look at that girls huge boobs and ghetto booty! Can u blame Him!?

Unless ur the girl... Then I have no clue

Overheal · 03-05-2007 2:07pm

HavoK wrote:

Best picture on the thread by a mile - that's going as my desktop background

and for anyone that missed it:
Counting Condoms with the old man

(link ^.^)

Drift · 08-05-2007 2:29pm

Dammit - Jonesy's pic was of such high quality she tricked me into letting her eat my brains. A preying mantis would be proud.

Jonesy3110 · 09-05-2007 3:32pm

Lol the lure of free pie is too much to resist .. and my undead army continues to grow. Muawh hahahahaaaa

Balaam · 20-05-2007 3:55pm

Jonesy3110: You lied there was no free pie!

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

kdouglas · 20-05-2007 4:34pm

and the award for the best mspaint skill goes to.... Balaam, man that is actually quite a good pic

but one question... why is she still dressed and your nekkid? or so it appears

projectmayhem · 21-05-2007 12:52am

Balaam wrote:

Jonesy3110: You lied there was no free pie!

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

nice drawing skill, +1 point for that. -2 for not making me laugh!

Balaam · 21-05-2007 7:15am

It was cold after wards, and she was tired so she's wearing my shirt from that night.

edit: drawing breasts is hard

Numina · 24-05-2007 9:19am

Balaam wrote:

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

C'mon, read the title, it says "Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.", therefore POST sexual experience is not acceptable anything can be a post sexual experience, since I don't think there is any time limit to it, so I could draw a post sexual experience of me eating lunch, or driving a car or something.

do the right thing.

2 stroke · 24-05-2007 2:22pm

That ginger looks familiar. Oh no! Mum. How could you?

Unpossible · 24-05-2007 6:21pm

so I could draw a post sexual experience of me eating lunch, or driving a car or something.

or climbing frantically out a window

sounds like a good idea for another thread

onechewy · 05-06-2007 8:06pm

Thats me there... the one in the back.. classy boord.

oh and he's not punching the air in triumph, that's him gripping the wall to stpo falling over.

So romantic! :eek:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/onechewy/untitled.jpg

passive · 10-06-2007 10:54pm

Another redhead!?

LilKitty · 11-06-2007 5:20am

passive wrote:

Another redhead!?

You dig the redheads?

Undercoverguy · 11-06-2007 1:04pm

I cant believe my thread is still going lol...... Go ME

Numina · 11-06-2007 1:08pm

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

LilKitty · 12-06-2007 12:49am

Numina wrote:

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

Could be dimples!:D

onechewy · 12-06-2007 4:37pm

Numina wrote:

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

no no, they're goosepimples.. twas a tad chilly.

LilKitty · 12-06-2007 7:17pm

onechewy wrote:

no no, they're goosepimples.. twas a tad chilly.

Actually I thought maybe they were an attempt at drawing butt hair, seriously!:eek:

StephenC_IRL · 12-06-2007 11:13pm

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

randylonghorn · 13-06-2007 12:24am

StephenC_IRL wrote:

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many!

Em, how many virginities did you have to lose, Stephen?

Sorry - sometimes I just can't resist being an eejit!

StephenC_IRL · 13-06-2007 12:26am

i dont think a person named RANDYlonghorn is entitled to correct my statement !

randylonghorn · 13-06-2007 2:11am

Who better?!!

LilKitty · 13-06-2007 8:49am

StephenC_IRL wrote:

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

Well since red hair is a rarity, they might want to consider looking very hard!:D

I'd love to see you use that as pick up line with a red head, I'd just be waiting for the drink to be splashed in your face.:p

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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