Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

So Glad

bazolsen wrote:

Found behind big brothers bed...

How detailed.

tba

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8718/toomuchbeerrz7.gif

RoundyMooney

So coy, ye wimmins.

little lady

Very disappointing

randylonghorn

Mind you, despite his grin, he doesn't look very "satisfied" either, judging by the angle you've drawn him at!

louisecm

This thread is amazing!

LilKitty

louisecm wrote:

This thread is amazing!

Reminds me of that Sex in the City episode. What did Samantha say? "You can put it in now". "It is in". Something like that!:D

chazza_2007ie

classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible

LilKitty

chazza_2007ie wrote:

classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible

You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.

Fizman

bazolsen wrote:

Found behind big brothers bed...

I'd get that looked at if i was you.

patrickc

chazza2007 is all women i can vouch for that :rolleyes:

brianthebard

Less chat more ms paint porn

you get off on it don't ya:eek:

Pepe LeFrits

solo and multi.

late night missionary left out as its too boring to be worth drawing

chazza_2007ie

LilKitty wrote:

You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.

im all female

R0ot

Feck was I embarrassed
http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg

tba

tut tut Root

Always test the "water" first

brianthebard

R0ot wrote:

Feck was I embarrassed
http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg

That's almost as good as "sorry, wrong hole!"

mc nuggets

well where else did she expect you to put it

R0ot

mc nuggets wrote:

well where else did she expect you to put it

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

drdre

basquille wrote:

2nd post in... woot!

Excellent

tba

R0ot wrote:

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

we do now..

The_Minister

mc nuggets wrote:

well where else did she expect you to put it

ROLF!!

Mr Magnolia

R0ot wrote:

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

bus-driver sex*



More MS paint





*Pull out to avoid the child

Jonesy3110

Wouldnt it be interesting If two people posted on this board, who's first time was actually with each other?

Jonesy3110

Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.

LilKitty

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.

That boring was it?

Overheal

Not a first time, but sex-orientated...

Ever wonder what happens to those condoms you flush down the loo? Someone has to count them as they migrate upstream: if they reach a critical mass the plumbers have to be called in.

I call this one "Counting Condoms with the Old Man"

beer enigma

wild......just wild......

R0ot

Andip wrote:

wild......just wild......

Anyone else confused?