Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Stench Blossoms · 03-02-2007 12:23pm

randylonghorn wrote:

Days later ... still no pic ...

So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

He's still waiting for the experience.

Rb · 03-02-2007 12:25pm

orla wrote:

He's still waiting for the experience.

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

Stench Blossoms · 03-02-2007 12:36pm

rb_ie wrote:

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

I attached it just there.

Wyverne · 03-02-2007 8:45pm

this girl was a legend, however, she did get all crazy and start showin me diamond engagement rings and stuff, not saying i didnt like, but man i was soooooooooooo young, i ran like ben johnson on drugs.

lemon_of_old · 06-02-2007 5:16am

It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

JIZZLORD · 07-02-2007 2:13am

lemon_of_old wrote:

It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

is that why you're still wearing your socks?

Adam · 07-02-2007 3:11am

The expression on your face can only be described as "made-for-porn"...

09-02-2007 8:55pm

Doing this was a bit traumatic!

Baggly · 09-02-2007 11:45pm

what a symetrical penis. lucky you...

Undercoverguy · 10-02-2007 3:06am

....... Even as the OP f this thread i cant help but feel the sticklyness of this thread has been outlived lol

Good while it lasted tho lol

randylonghorn · 10-02-2007 3:25am

There's certainly been a fair amount of stickiness ...

Ach, it's grand where it is, save it being bumped every time someone new falls over it ... or just reaches that moment, and wants to commemorate it!

And yes, it was a bloody good idea, fair play, mate.

Sputs-Lover · 10-02-2007 4:04pm

My first moment was in a field near a tree.

Oh he was a filthy animal.

Woooooooof

smash · 10-02-2007 7:18pm

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

randylonghorn · 10-02-2007 9:06pm

steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

ROFL!

At least you had the bigger dick, dude!

frobisher · 10-02-2007 9:22pm

She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

me and the biz · 11-02-2007 3:44am

frobisher wrote:

She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

are you peeing on her?

Plug · 11-02-2007 12:37pm

steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

ya left her like a painters radio, well done;)

Otacon · 14-02-2007 2:38am

Not entirely accurate but it would have been epicly funny later.

Attachment not found.

Piste · 22-02-2007 10:28pm

rightio, I'm not gonne do my first "real" sexual experience cos I know far too many people on this forum! But I've done my first kiss here, which is probably much more amusing.

Sengoku79 · 23-02-2007 11:10am

was he a St.Mary fairy

Piste · 24-02-2007 3:47pm

Ha I knew someone would end up recognising the uniform, this was in primary school but I think he played rugby there and later went there for secondary school.