Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

randylonghorn

Exit wrote:

Ignore the blank space. I can't be arsed fiddling around with it.

Obviously you had much the same attitude on the night in question!

Adam

seansouth wrote:

Here we go...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Heisenberg.

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Faith

The Scientist wrote:

confused...

That would be funny if it was original. In fact, the original was funny.

Adam

Bitch. Takes your laughter killing evilness elsewhere. Or tell us about your first sex.

Heisenberg.

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YeatsCounty

I call this entry "Lover's Leap".

Adam

YeatsCounty wrote:

I call this entry "Lover's Leap".

I don't geddit...

skywalker

Mirror wrote:

I don't geddit...

Thats what I heard.
















Ooooooo no he didnt.

Civilian_Target

I'm obviously from Cork...



(Interestingly, why are we not allowed post pictures on threads here, but the images in our signatures always come out right...)

Dutchology

skywalker wrote:

Thats what I heard.
















Ooooooo no he didnt.

Funny I laughed, inwardly. Response, Mirror? Defend yourself

Dutchology

Civilian_Target wrote:

I'm obviously from Cork...



(Interestingly, why are we not allowed post pictures on threads here, but the images in our signatures always come out right...)

With regards to your manhood...You're sheep shaggin yourself red-raw... Try some lube mate :eek:

Civilian_Target

Dutchology wrote:

With regards to your manhood...You're sheep shaggin yourself red-raw... Try some lube mate :eek:

Thats the kind of thing you only learn with experience

Dutchology

Civilian_Target wrote:

Thats the kind of thing you only learn with experience

Oi! This is the third thread in which I have had to state that I am a lady... not a ewe either!

YeatsCounty

Mirror wrote:

I don't geddit...

What's not to get? I lept into her arms with much enthusiasm, then *insert porn music* and then I had some chocolate. So as well as not being able to get my message across (:(), I'm also quite like a stereotypical woman from mid-90's TV comedies........

Anyway, I couldn't draw any MS Paint nudity on her part as she's a (not very active) member on here. I wanted to be able to show her the picture, haha.

Zapho

Dutchology wrote:

Oi! This is the third thread in which I have had to state that I am a lady... not a ewe either!

Well no one's gonna realise that unless you change your name to something more girly! And that 'deer' avatar isn't fooling anyone......

I_and_I

She was much older I was scared:o

Never mind the red writing I am a cheap-skate

Steoob

quite possibly the best thread ever... STICKY

Mr. CooL ICE

If you can make out what's going on...

And yes, my first was also a ginger. I see a strange pattern here

Dutchology

:eek: Girly? :eek: No thanks! Not usually my style (she says with a sling-shot and the latest issue of Zoo in her hand) Clarification regarding my gender has just gone into KYN so it's all gravy

/me goes to find a new Avatar...

Bambi is dead.

scojones

Stuck.

Dutchology

Who schtuck?

antSionnach

That awkward Sunday-morning moment

rain on

the labels that should be attached to the various components of the picture are:
1. A field in Galway
2. Portaloos
3. Me (with short hair) and a guy from Limerick (with long hair) with our hands down each others' pants
4. A load of people watching us
5. Shirley Manson (on stage in background)

WhiteWashMan

please be kind.

this is the first time i have ever used photoshop

its amazing how many thoughts can go through your head in about 3 seconds

Terry

Dutchology wrote:

:eek: Girly? :eek: No thanks! Not usually my style (she says with a sling-shot and the latest issue of Zoo in her hand) Clarification regarding my gender has just gone into KYN so it's all gravy

/me goes to find a new Avatar...

Bambi is dead.

I saw that.
New 'most lickable boardster' award for you.

WWM, brilliant.


the dude who lost his virginity to a ginger, love that detailed artwork.

now i have to go and try to do this sex thing myself and then learn how to use MS paint.

EDIT: now with picture.

daiixi

mmm mix Dutchology's picture with that of Sparks400 (except I don't have blue eyes) and you kinda have mine...

Dutchology

Julep, thank you... I've just been licked

Great Thread

I'm too tired and lazy to do one

Does someone want to volunteer ?

Adam

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Great Thread

I'm too tired and lazy to do one

Does someone want to volunteer ?

Sure.