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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    #152
    RoundyMooney
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    Thread of the year (so far) IMO.

    Roffles for all.


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    #153
    Adam
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    connundrum wrote:
    :confused:
    Let's just say I rocked her world.

    :cool:


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    #154
    randylonghorn
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    Mirror wrote:
    Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!
    Did she? :p:D


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    #155
    redzerdrog
    Registered Users Posts: 7,750 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    randylonghorn wrote:
    My first sexual experience ... hmm!

    Oh, my VERY first? .... easy!!

    class:D


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    #156
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    randylonghorn wrote:
    Did she? :p:D
    Haha :D


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    #157
    Adam
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Did she? :p:D
    Why do you think she's crying?


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    #158
    Ruu_Old
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    Less chat, more peeks please! Been a good thread up until now.


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    #159
    Terry
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    Well, it's official.
    Women cannot use MS paint.


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    #160
    Dutchology
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    Retorts...


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    #161
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Dutchology wrote:
    Retorts...
    What's my penis doing in the picture?! Slender and lacking girth! :eek:


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    #162
    brianthebard
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    firsttimeej0.png

    Yep, good times...


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    #163
    Adam
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    Was she?

    Cheaper than buying lube tbh.


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    #164
    brianthebard
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    Mirror wrote:
    Was she?

    Cheaper than buying lube tbh.

    Was she good? A good kisser, but wasn't very active in the bed...


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    #165
    Adam
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    brianthebard wrote:
    Was she good? A good kisser, but wasn't very active in the bed...
    No, was she on the rag?


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    #166
    brianthebard
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    Apparently she thought she had finished the day before. :(


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    #167
    Rb
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    Ruu wrote:
    Less chat, more peeks please! Been a good thread up until now.
    But is very quickly going downhill.


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    #168
    Gaspode
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    Teenager are such liars. She told her folks she was away with a gang of girls, mine were told I was away with a gang of lads.
    If I were to describe it in words, I'd have to use 'furtive', and possible 'ameteurish'.


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    #169
    xzanti
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    Mirror wrote:
    Well excuse you both, but I know you're a chick (chic = a french word, pronounced "sheek"...), hence my pointing out that your attempt was crap, and you should actually draw something :p

    I did draw something... Sorry it's not as filthy as the rest but I'm a lady :D


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    #170
    Adam
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    xzanti wrote:
    I did draw something... Sorry it's not as filthy as the rest but I'm a lady :D
    They're not necessarily filthy, but actually being funneh helps.

    :p


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    #171
    Rb
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    Mirror wrote:
    They're not necessarily filthy, but actually being funneh helps.

    :p
    Women can't do funny, its a fact. Sure, some may have their moments, but never consistently.


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    #172
    brianthebard
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    rb_ie wrote:
    Women can't do funny, its a fact. Sure, some may have their moments, but never consistently.

    Usually when they are being funny its because they are trying to be funny and failing, or else you are laughing at them rather than with them.


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    #173
    [Deleted User]
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    I was 17 and He's still a friend to this day:)

    Forgive my drawing....A half arsed effort!


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    #174
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    rb_ie wrote:
    Lol! I'll add my own later on when I've gotten my hands on a mouse.
    Days later ... still no pic ...
    rb_ie wrote:
    But is very quickly going downhill.
    So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

    Must keep showing this thread to people ... getting some great stories!
    Contributions from a couple of friends attached (well, the stories are theirs, the lousy artwork is all mine!)


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    #175
    brianthebard
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    The second one makes me laugh so much. Brings random sex to a whole new random level...


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    #176
    Rb
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Days later ... still no pic ...
    I said I'd add it when I get my hands on a mouse! I'm on a laptop and can't draw with the touchpad so I guess you'll just have to wait
    randylonghorn wrote:

    So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

    Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep :D


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    #177
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    rb_ie wrote:
    Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep :D
    As a last ditch alternative in case there's ever a weekend when the place isn't flooded with Dublin girls on hen nights, of course! :rolleyes: :D


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    #178
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    rb_ie wrote:
    [/I]I said I'd add it when I get my hands on a mouse! I'm on a laptop and can't draw with the touchpad so I guess you'll just have to wait



    Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep :D
    Hungrily...? :D


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    #179
    bugs90
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    How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D


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    #180
    bugs90
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    bugs90 wrote:
    How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D
    No pics yet tho:p


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    #181
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    bugs90 wrote:
    How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D
    bugs90 wrote:
    No pics yet tho:p
    Yes there are ... Slow coach (taking slow to a new low) and Civilian Target

    In my case it wasn't my first, so I didn't have to draw ... oops, TMI!

    Anyway, why am I even explaining to another Dub ... MICE, for pity's sake!!!! :rolleyes:


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