Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Mirror

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

:rolleyes: Jesus be original ffs!

Adam

I was tempted but I wouldn't wanna be tarnished a liar on boards now would I?

spacecoyote

Dutchology

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

Was there an entry fee?

faceman

LordChessington wrote:

If you can make out what's going on...

And yes, my first was also a ginger. I see a strange pattern here

best boobs so far on this thread!

Gaspode

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Does someone want to volunteer ?

To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint?

deswalsh

deswalsh wrote:

To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint?

describe it using MSPaint of course!

Adam

Yeah, at least I'm in the know! :rolleyes:

RoundyMooney

That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them

Adam

RoundyMooney wrote:

That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them

Moi?

Karl Hungus

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

TerrorFirmer

Mirror wrote:

Sure.

Ha. Best one on the thread so far.

D-Generate

I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.

joejoem

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

For a minute I thought that was the monstor in Donnie Darko having sex in the missionary position.



A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!

connundrum

D-Generate wrote:

I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.

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Karl Hungus

joejoem wrote:

A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!

Well, in truth we were in a number of positions throughout the night, but I got lazy and didn't draw a comic strip.

Basq

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

Christ.. how naive am I? I actually thought it was a rabbit! :eek:

xzanti

Adam

xzanti wrote:

Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!

Crucifix

xzanti wrote:

Woah, you've got a back up. Handy.

Adam

lollers, second best come back after mine!

Only for lack of mspaint usage

Dutchology

Spares do come in handy, as was discovered by the iguana with the permanent stiffy!

xzanti

Mirror wrote:

Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!

I am a chic :cool:

Dutchology

xzanti wrote:

I am a chic :cool:

Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!

xzanti

Dutchology wrote:

Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!

Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:

connundrum

xzanti wrote:

Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:

People often think I'm a girl, thats what I get for admitting to crying

Adam

xzanti wrote:

I am a chic :cool:

Well excuse you both, but I know you're a chick (chic = a french word, pronounced "sheek"...), hence my pointing out that your attempt was crap, and you should actually draw something

Gaspode

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass.

Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.

Adam

deswalsh wrote:

Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.

Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!

connundrum

Mirror wrote:

Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!