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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    #122
    [Deleted User]
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    Mirror wrote:
    Sure.
    :rolleyes: Jesus be original ffs!


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    #123
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I was tempted but I wouldn't wanna be tarnished a liar on boards now would I?


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    #124
    spacecoyote
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    spacecoyotelove2gd4.jpg


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    #125
    Dutchology
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    Mirror wrote:
    Sure.
    Was there an entry fee?


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    #126
    faceman
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    LordChessington wrote:
    firsttime.jpgIf you can make out what's going on...

    And yes, my first was also a ginger. I see a strange pattern here

    best boobs so far on this thread!


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    #127
    Gaspode
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    coolsmileygirl wrote:
    Does someone want to volunteer ?

    To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint? :D


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    #128
    [Deleted User]
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    deswalsh wrote:
    To provide first sexual experience, or describe it using MSPaint? :D


    describe it using MSPaint of course!


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    #129
    Adam
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    Yeah, at least I'm in the know! :rolleyes:


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    #130
    RoundyMooney
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    That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

    I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them :p


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    #131
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    RoundyMooney wrote:
    That was probably one of the funniest retorts using mspaint.exe I've seen.

    I suppose I'd better, unlike some who want others to do it for them :p
    Moi? :D


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    #132
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass. :D


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    #133
    TerrorFirmer
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    Mirror wrote:
    Sure.

    Ha. Best one on the thread so far.


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    #134
    D-Generate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.


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    #135
    joejoem
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    Karl Hungus wrote:
    This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass. :D


    For a minute I thought that was the monstor in Donnie Darko having sex in the missionary position.



    A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!


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    #136
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    D-Generate wrote:
    I don't kiss and tell so I won't draw them. Suffice to say though, she wasn't a ginger.... for that I should be proud.

    You had sex with a tunnell? Joo must be <
    THIS BIG
    >

    :D


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    #137
    Karl Hungus
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    joejoem wrote:
    A 69 was your first sexual experience? Well done!

    Well, in truth we were in a number of positions throughout the night, but I got lazy and didn't draw a comic strip.


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    #138
    Basq
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    Karl Hungus wrote:
    This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass. :D
    Christ.. how naive am I? I actually thought it was a rabbit! :eek:


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    #139
    xzanti
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    popaa3.th.png


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    #140
    Adam
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    xzanti wrote:
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    Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!


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    #141
    Crucifix
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    xzanti wrote:
    popaa3.th.png
    Woah, you've got a back up. Handy.


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    #142
    Adam
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    lollers, second best come back after mine! :p

    Only for lack of mspaint usage :D


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    #143
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Spares do come in handy, as was discovered by the iguana with the permanent stiffy!


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    #144
    xzanti
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    Mirror wrote:
    Come on, that was too easy! And no chicks have done one yet!

    I am a chic :cool:


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    #145
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    xzanti wrote:
    I am a chic :cool:
    Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!


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    #146
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Dutchology wrote:
    Lol, you get done for that too? I've already had to clarify 3 times this week!
    Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:


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    #147
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    xzanti wrote:
    Mmm Hmm, I think everyone is assumed to be male until otherwise stated :rolleyes:

    People often think I'm a girl, thats what I get for admitting to crying :(


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    #148
    Adam
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    xzanti wrote:
    I am a chic :cool:
    Well excuse you both, but I know you're a chick (chic = a french word, pronounced "sheek"...), hence my pointing out that your attempt was crap, and you should actually draw something :p


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    #149
    Gaspode
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    Karl Hungus wrote:
    This is the honest to god truth, there was a dog in the room barking. I'm the one with the long hair and the sexy ass. :D

    :D Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
    Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.


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    #150
    Adam
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    deswalsh wrote:
    :D Looks like your standing up humping a coat stand. no wonder the dog was pissed!
    Still..... 69 as a first experience, not bad.
    Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!


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    #151
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Mirror wrote:
    Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!

    :confused:


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