One-Liner Jokes

We've just trained the family dog to go fetch a bottle of red wine from the kitchen rack.

He's a Bordeaux Collie, if you're interested..

What people don’t know is Cilla Black has a warehouse.

It supplies supplies.

Time flies like an arrow

And fruit flies like a banana

Our cat is called Boston.

To us, he's more than a feline.

Anyone want to swap some bum jokes?

I've got piles.

I used to love Robbie Williams until I discovered Geometry…..

Now I’m loving angles instead.

Did you hear about the cheese who painted his wife?

He double Gloucester.

What’s the difference between a window and an envelope??

Nobody looks at you funny when you’re licking an envelope.

We used to play games to escape reality

Now gaming is our reality

Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England?

Is it......

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

I was at a speed dating event, recently.

"Have you got any pets?", one girl asked.

"Yeah, one goldfish", I replied.

"Got any hobbies?", she said.

"Yes, he absolutely loves swimming.."

The inventor of the lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

Just watched a superb Hollywood film about camping during the lockdown.

Directed by Tentin Quarantino.