Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

I bought a Microsoft Signature laptop for 500 dollars in the US nearly 9 years ago. This thing wont slow down or break, battery life is still great. It has a better screen than most new laptops... but I want a new laptop. I love buying new tech. But I just can't justify it when this one is still going so well. So I am annoying myself.

Back in my day computers were obsolete in 3-6 months.... what's happened man!

The cold wind every day. Trying to get the garden tidied up, cut back shrubs etc, and no matter how I dress, I end up shivering.

How do you know my teenager? 🤔

I'd say the relative let the cat out and either forgot about it or left before the cat came back, it's probably howling to get back in.

Speaking of relatives, why are some of them so irritating? One of mine can only be tolerated in very small doses.

No, it’s mostly an indoor cat, you’d come home from wherever and it’s sitting in the window eyeballing you. 👀😅

the mother is a nice woman from anytime I’ve met and spoken with her but let’s say I wouldn’t say she’s without her eccentricities…..but a stupid fûckin move if she went to visit and feed the cat and ended up instead leaving it out in the cold. 😳

It must have tired itself out… about 20 minutes of absolute quiet. Bliss

My mother just put a foil-lined carton into the microwave. The entire house reeks of ozone now. Plus I'm pretty sure we need a new microwave.

Flicked on the RTE News Channel saw headline with ‘North East Expects Severe Snow’ .

With pictures of snow and lots of it. Unusual to get weather like that in the North East of Ireland says I….

Newsreader comments on story only then I realise they mention America……..

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By the way, it was lovely weather today in the North East………of Dublin!

That I’m still awake , but mostly my TA is I’ve ate all my chocolate biscuits.

The amount of sheer pussies playing professional football these days… Everton Vs Arsenal… Arsenal’s Saka goes down in a heap holding his face… physio comes on…the replay shows that the end of an opposition players finger grazed Sakas cheek slightly.. Saka is going on like he just got shot in a car crash..0-0 and 17 minutes played so he’s not tired or time wasting… the physio is wiping the entire players face with a tissue, (no blood) like the players mother might have done when he was six… still no blood, the player is blathering on sitting on the deck, motionless with an expression like he’s upset…

its a contact sport… yet this shîtehawk is sitting on the ground, keeping us waiting. Get up the fûck… there would be more physical contact between people getting out of the lift in Jervis St, rush hour, Friday and there ain’t people falling on the ground crying and blabbering there… Christ…to be seen to be believed about 3 minutes wasted, why ?

Butter dishes that don't fit a pound of butter.

It’s the weekend, its Sunday, it’s quiet…. About to go out for lunch, seconds from leaving but the phone rings…. 14.35 on a Sunday afternoon ?! A family member just wanted to talk about a certain issue of no real importance that could have easily waited until tonight. It’s Sunday lunchtime, come on !

my fantastically nice, humorous and friendly neighbour has died… I saw him a number of months ago looking fairly sprightly out for his walk as usual, but I was concerned about the quite substantial weight loss and almost gaunt look, something wasn’t right obviously… about a week ago he was admitted to a hospice and he is no more… late ‘80’s so a good innings but he was always the sort of lad that when you bumped into him be it in the park or the local pub, two minutes just shooting the breeze with him and you would be the better of it, elevated above any bad mood, worry or stress…a seriously rare quality to have, so long Jim.