Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) MOD WARNING IN OP

littlemiss023 · 22-07-2020 10:05am

people scraping out their yogurt pot for ages even though there is nothing left in it!

Pawwed Rig · 22-07-2020 10:32am

littlemiss023 wrote: »

people scraping out their yogurt pot for ages even though there is nothing left in it!

They need to get their finger in there and then lick around the edges. Extra points if they tear the carton and lick out the inside

New Home · 22-07-2020 10:34am

Waste not, want not. :cool:

Pawwed Rig · 22-07-2020 10:38am

New Home wrote: »

Waste not, want not. :cool:

Sounds like you are having an interesting morning.

TA that I know it is none of my business but that I am incredibly nosey :pac:

NewbridgeIR · 22-07-2020 10:51am

Went out for breakfast. Usually leave car in a car park about 5 minutes walk from cafe. Was lashing rain this morning so decided to drive around first to see if could get an on-street space close by. Found a space right outside the cafe’s front door. Sorted I thought. Went to parking meter. Vandalised. So had to walk in the rain to find another - about as far away as the car park but in the opposite direction.

Brendan Bendar · 22-07-2020 10:52am

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

They need to get their finger in there and then lick around the edges. Extra points if they tear the carton and lick out the inside

:eek: WTF

Oops Soz Mr P... just saw the reference to a yoghurt carton now

22-07-2020 11:34am

littlemiss023 wrote: »

people scraping out their yogurt pot for ages even though there is nothing left in it!

YES!!

How tasty can a yogurt be for all that desperate scraping - there must be cocaine in it.

This irritates me beyond reason.

ITDept · 22-07-2020 11:46am

Fecking useless courier - DPD.

"Your package was delivered on Monday at 13:35."
No, it certainly wasn't.

"The driver says he knocked but there was no answer so he left it safe there."
I work from home due to the lovely Covid, so I was here all day, and we have a doorbell that works fine. Also, I work in the room right next to the front door so I would have heard a knock.

"We've checked the GPS and he was in that area at that time."
And?!

"I'll get him to call you back himself."
Well, my number is on the package / your system from the start, and I've called 3 days in a row now to be told "We'll call you back." so you'll excuse me if I don't hang up and you can just pass me through.

"Our phone system doesn't do that."
I'm aware that if I swear at you, you'll have an excuse to hang up. Now please use your sense and get me through to the driver or get a valid explanation from him as to where my package actually is.

"We can't do that right now, we'll call you back."
Mother of F***.

Called the vendor, they have reshipped via a different courier and will chase DPD for the refund themselves. At least the vendor knows what they're doing.

Rodney Bathgate · 22-07-2020 12:28pm

littlemiss023 wrote: »

people scraping out their yogurt pot for ages even though there is nothing left in it!

You will be complaining about people licking their dinner plates after a meal next.

Badly Drunk Boy · 22-07-2020 1:18pm

D'ya know the way superstitious people say "Hello, Mr Magpie!" or something like that when they see a magpie? I never do that, but a few minutes ago I looked out the window from where I'm working and just said "Howya!" to a magpie. That's annoying, because I didn't mean it in the superstitious way, I just like magpies. Last week, there were a few sheep out there and I said "Howya" to them, even though I'm not mad about sheep.

(I must be lonely...) :pac:

Autosport · 22-07-2020 1:38pm

Dealing with adults who act like children

New Home · 22-07-2020 1:40pm

YESSSS!!!!!!!!

Purple Mountain · 22-07-2020 1:41pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

My coffee grinder broke, I'll have to go back and drink instant for a while *shudder*.

Coffee snob thread - - - - - - - - - >

the purple tin · 22-07-2020 1:44pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

My coffee grinder broke, I'll have to go back and drink instant for a while *shudder*.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Coffee snob thread - - - - - - - - - >

I read that in Niles Crane's voice :pac:

Brendan Bendar · 22-07-2020 2:03pm

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

D'ya know the way superstitious people say "Hello, Mr Magpie!" or something like that when they see a magpie? I never do that, but a few minutes ago I looked out the window from where I'm working and just said "Howya!" to a magpie. That's annoying, because I didn't mean it in the superstitious way, I just like magpies. Last week, there were a few sheep out there and I said "Howya" to them, even though I'm not mad about sheep.

(I must be lonely...) :pac:

Get a cat, they don’t ‘talk’) (mew) to other cats , only humans.

You’ll always get a ‘hello’ in the morning.

New Home · 22-07-2020 2:18pm

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Get a cat, they don’t ‘talk’) (mew) to other cats , only humans.

You’ll always get a ‘hello’ in the morning.

Goes to show how much you know about cats, Brendan... but yes, get a cat BDB, they're great!

Archeron · 22-07-2020 2:19pm

Walking into a shopping centre, people funnelling into the barriers to enter. I reach the start of the entrance lane the same time as a nice lady, so I say no please, after you. She smiles her thanks, goes ahead of me and instantly stops to check her phone, blocking the entire entrance.

Brendan Bendar · 22-07-2020 2:39pm

This forkhing humidity.

Crotch band like the handle of a suitcase.

Brendan Bendar · 22-07-2020 2:52pm

New Home wrote: »

Goes to show how much you know about cats, Brendan... but yes, get a cat BDB, they're great!

Now now

https://www.loc.gov/everyday-mysteries/item/how-do-cats-communicate-with-each-other/

Robsweezie · 22-07-2020 3:01pm

TA making a phone call and they answer just as youre taking a sip of tea, so cant verbally respond for a sec.

New Home · 22-07-2020 3:23pm

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Now now

https://www.loc.gov/everyday-mysteries/item/how-do-cats-communicate-with-each-other/

Just shows what they know about cats...

ohnonotgmail · 22-07-2020 3:28pm

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

My big toe is absolutely killing me. it feels like somebody is trying to cut it off just behind the nail. #prayfortoe

a week later and my big toe is still absolutely killing me.

Mam of 4 · 22-07-2020 4:18pm

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

a week later and my big toe is still absolutely killing me.

Have you gout by any chance ?
Is it swollen or inflamed ?
I'm sure someone else can ask the people relevant questions

Sephiroth_dude · 22-07-2020 4:57pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Coffee snob thread - - - - - - - - - >

ahhahahaha...ha.ha.HA!

purple purple you are just hilarious! a hoot!

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:pac:

New Home · 22-07-2020 5:20pm

Don't mind her. she probably doesn't even drink Barry's tea........

Purple Mountain · 22-07-2020 5:43pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

ahhahahaha...ha.ha.HA!

purple purple you are just hilarious! a hoot!

:pac:

You love me so much, you had to say my name twice

Archeron · 22-07-2020 5:48pm

Never eat egg and then belch in your face mask

Porklife · 22-07-2020 6:06pm

New Home wrote: »

Just shows what they know about cats...

On a call with my boss and this happened... my delayed response "sorry, I was swallowing"
Cringe!!

Ta...I'd love a Guinness right now

New Home · 22-07-2020 6:07pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

You love me so much, you had to say my name twice

That's deep, Purple. :pac:

Bredabe · 22-07-2020 6:41pm

Trying to find some light fabriced dark denim jeans in a boyfriend cut for myself.
Preferably for less than a month's grocery budget!

the purple tin · 22-07-2020 7:05pm

Blimey these new shoes don't half pinch! They were grand in the shop but you only wear them for a couple of minutes.

Porklife · 22-07-2020 8:25pm

I live on a busy street and between the seagulls (why the hell are they screeching around town at 11 o clock at night?!) and the car noise o find it really hard to sleep.
I bought a sleep machine to play white noise and it actually helped.
My TA is that it plays ocean sounds and I keep waking up thinking I'm on some tropical beach only to realise it's five past nine and I'm late for work...oh and it's raining >.<

Sephiroth_dude · 22-07-2020 9:22pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

You love me so much, you had to say my name twice

I most certainly do not love you.......

😏😏

😛

freshpopcorn · 22-07-2020 10:54pm

People who say groceries instead of shopping!

New Home · 22-07-2020 11:00pm

They're not the same thing, though.

22-07-2020 11:01pm

Where dafuk does dust come from? I hoovered this house a week ago, and even in the front room which nobody uses there is now a thin film of dust on every surface. I doubt anyone has even been in here. They should invent some kind of extractor fan, but for dead skin cells, so we don't have to put up with this garbage.

freshpopcorn wrote: »

People who say groceries instead of shopping!

I find myself doing this and it even annoys me. It just crept in, I don't know how. Also found myself saying "I'm going to the store". Have an Australian staying in my house so I'll blame it on that. Might as well put a shrimp on the barbie while I'm at it, struth!

the purple tin · 22-07-2020 11:04pm

Sweet Louise! I am beat.

madmaggie · 22-07-2020 11:15pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

People who say groceries instead of shopping!

Surely you mean messages?

freshpopcorn · 22-07-2020 11:18pm

madmaggie wrote: »

Surely you mean messages?

Messages, shopping,bit and pieces,etc is fine.

It's just when people talk about groceries, store, trunk, parking lot, sidewalk, etc grates as me.

New Home · 22-07-2020 11:26pm

New Home wrote: »

Just shows what they know about cats...

dubstarr · 22-07-2020 11:54pm

I can never use chopsticks.

Seanachai · 23-07-2020 10:53am

When the barista topped up the coffee with water from a burco boiler and now the coffee tastes manky and it's lukewarm.

wildwillow · 23-07-2020 11:38am

Seanachai wrote: »

When the barista topped up the coffee with water from a burco boiler and now the coffee tastes manky and it's lukewarm.

That was no Barista. Wouldn't accept that as properly made coffee.

dubstarr · 23-07-2020 11:54am

The moving profile pics on FB,always reminds me of Harry Potter.

Porklife · 23-07-2020 1:18pm

TA that some people simply won't accept when you say you're not drinking. All supportive and full of "fair play to ya" mid week but come Thursday it's "what...so you mean you're not drinking at the weekend either?! **** that. Snap out of it".
I am snapping out of it, snapping out of the blurry bubble I was trapped in and if you can't accept that then jog the **** on!

*This message was brought to you by our sponsors Temptation Thursday*

Gwynplaine · 23-07-2020 1:37pm

Why is this Johnny Depp court case on the news every day? Who gives a fcuk?

23-07-2020 1:46pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Why is this Johnny Depp court case on the news every day? Who gives a fcuk?

Probably about 20% of 50% of the population + about 3% of the other 50% who give some sort of a fcuk.

So, at a guess maybe 11.5% give a fcuk, which is not an insubstantial amount.

The amount though who give a proper fcuk is probably closer to 5% of the population. There's a lot of womenfolk in a lot of offices :pac:

23-07-2020 1:53pm

My TA Converse runners/runnerboots, and people who go on about socks and sandals - would they be happy with just socks and no sandals, or sandals and no socks

Bredabe · 23-07-2020 2:24pm

I hung out the office window to show our 'visitors' where the lunch meeting would be, I pointed at the building, drawing their attention to the sign saying it was X Cafe, same as on their running order.

There are no buildings on the left side of the green(not that I was pointing there) and only one other in the direction I was pointing, this building is clearly marked as Y museum.

These buildings are 5 mins walk from the office and in line of sight at all times, assuming you are turned the right way.

Still getting messages from ppl who are 'lost' ffs.

I feel the meeting scheduled for the rest of the day will be a hard of understanding convention.

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 23-07-2020 2:41pm

littlemiss023 wrote: »

people scraping out their yogurt pot for ages even though there is nothing left in it!

My fiancee is guilty of this with crisp packets.

Down to the last mm of powder. It honestly looks like she digs her hand right into the unseen corner of the bag and pulls out nothing.

I've told her already, either bin it or pour the rest of it into your mouth like a normal person stop rustling an empty poke.

I swear she does it now just to annoy me because she's now aware that it does lol

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