Confessions

rainbow kirby · 25-06-2019 10:17pm

I'm a metalhead... who also enjoys show tunes way more than she should.

Panthro · 25-06-2019 10:19pm

Banana on pizza is the absolute schizzle

the14thwarrior · 25-06-2019 10:25pm

i don't know how to put those funny little pics into boards. i find them fascinating

jimbobaloobob · 25-06-2019 10:28pm

I know nothing about the GAA and how they get to the all Ireland or any of the players

Day Lewin · 25-06-2019 10:32pm

I can't understand tennis. Or golf or any kind of football, dammit, any sport at all except boxing and croquet.
I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones.
I can't work the TV remote. [So I never watch TV anyway]
I can't work the central heating.
Basically I'm Darwin's Nemesis.

Strumms · 25-06-2019 10:32pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

The pineapple makes the pizza healthy Candie !

It makes it taste like your grandmother smells, it’s horrible

super_furry · 25-06-2019 10:36pm

I've no willy.

jimbobaloobob · 25-06-2019 10:37pm

super_furry wrote: »

I've no willy.

sure didnt we know that from your name super furry:D

I dont know what a tracker mortgage is.

jimmy180sx · 25-06-2019 10:39pm

I like to use recreational drugs

Dial Hard · 25-06-2019 10:42pm

There are many AH posters I consider convincing arguments for eugenics.

I 100% judge people on their spelling and grammar...

...and the contents of their shopping trolleys...

...and how old they were when they had kids.

(This one's kind of nice) When I was about 9 I sent my older sister an anonymous Valentine's card because I knew she was having a hard time. We fought like cats and dogs back then and for years afterwards but we're now 37 and 39 respectively and to this day she still has the card and doesn't know it was me. That's a secret I'll take to my grave.

freshpopcorn · 25-06-2019 10:50pm

When a post/thread that may be a tad controversial appears I try and predict who's going to report it!

Aceandstuff · 25-06-2019 10:52pm

I like big ears with men attached.

PistolsAtDawn · 25-06-2019 11:16pm

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....

No need to be alarmist since at this point the outcome is indeterminate

Dual wheels · 25-06-2019 11:18pm

Sometimes I wear my underpants over my trousers

PistolsAtDawn · 25-06-2019 11:20pm

Sorry about that wrote: »

I was a fairly dangerous driver in my 20's.

All is forgiven as I am sure you are 'sorry about that

dexter_morgan · 25-06-2019 11:36pm

I had relations with my sister! And I married her! I knew I had to have her when she dressed up as a prostitute!

FFred · 26-06-2019 7:35am

Dial Hard wrote: »

I 100% judge people on their spelling and grammar...

...and the contents of their shopping trolleys...

...and how old they were when they had kids

Does poor grammar include the improper use of ellipses? :pac:

eviltwin · 26-06-2019 7:37am

I have lied extensively on my cv

Autosport · 26-06-2019 7:46am

I love pineapple on pizza

Deebles McBeebles · 26-06-2019 8:02am

Man, there are some very honest comments in this thread. Nice work.

I cannot stand women's football (or MLS to be fair).
Money does not make the world go round, nice tits do.
I would trade all my morals and ideals for a go on Ivanka Trump.

Junkyard Tom · 26-06-2019 8:45am

I absolutely love playing football - but couldn't be bothered watching it or talking about it. I prefer to watch Rugby.

26-06-2019 12:26pm

I quite like James Corden.

Boom_Bap · 26-06-2019 1:55pm

I like a soak in a bath from time to time

magic_murph · 26-06-2019 3:07pm

soiseztomabel wrote: »

Since I started a new job three weeks ago I have developed a serious dislike for Chinese people.

Do you deliver?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 26-06-2019 3:14pm

I have longstanding crushes on both Pat and Enda Kenny.

If I don't have plans for the weekend and won't be leaving the house much, I will not be having a shower. And my weekends are three days long!

My romantic history has consisted of three long term relationships with erm, busy periods in between, I've been single for a total of two years of my adult life...and I'm not sure how many people I've slept with. Like I have it to the nearest ten but gosh things just blend into each other after a bit.

0gac3yjefb5sv7 · 26-06-2019 3:15pm

I hate live pub music. Horrible.

Coopaloop · 26-06-2019 3:21pm

I HATE tea. its disgusts me.

I dont like Irish tv show or movies, so have never seen the commtiments, the snapper, Love/Hate etc.....I just cant do it.

Oh and I have a weird obsession with mens arms, as in they have to be nice arms. Ill judge you otherwise !

GRACKEA · 26-06-2019 3:25pm

I elected to get minor surgery midweek rather than on a weekend to maximise my time off work. I'm honestly buzzing for July 8th, it's as if I have a holiday planned

26-06-2019 3:35pm

Some of you need to be annihilated. I mean not liking tea? Jaysus.

There was a similar thread a few years ago and I posted about some of my less than stellar moments. Well. Things have not improved so I won't be sharing the 'bad things' since then.

Buford T. Justice XIX · 26-06-2019 4:10pm

Coopaloop wrote: »

I HATE tea. its disgusts me.

I dont like Irish tv show or movies, so have never seen the commtiments, the snapper, Love/Hate etc.....I just cant do it.

Oh and I have a weird obsession with mens arms, as in they have to be nice arms. Ill judge you otherwise !

I confess I'm intrigued by your obsession with mens arms. Who would top the list and who should only ever wear long sleeves?

Strumms · 26-06-2019 4:44pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Some of you need to be annihilated. I mean not liking tea? Jaysus.

There was a similar thread a few years ago and I posted about some of my less than stellar moments. Well. Things have not improved so I won't be sharing the 'bad things' since then.

What’s the ****ing OBSESSION in this country with tea..

“Ohhh the house is on fire, I’ll call the fire brigade just when I finish this tea”

“I just found out I have cancer” “That’s terrible, I better put the kettle on”

Etc...

In my old job, if you weren’t seen to be up to much there was a stewards enquiry, but if you spent 30 minutes at the back door having a fag and tea it was not only grand, it was expected, from managers to staff...

LirW · 26-06-2019 4:53pm

I don't think long hair suits every woman by default.

I irrationality dislike horses. Same with rodents.

I see Ireland as a country full of deeply ingrained civil disobedience and entitlement, but in a funny way.

lunamoon · 26-06-2019 5:13pm

I'm insanely jealous of people who get things for free.

Yer Da sells Avon · 26-06-2019 5:14pm

Strumms wrote: »

What’s the ****ing OBSESSION in this country with tea..

Kivaro · 26-06-2019 5:45pm

Sometimes, when threads are 10 pages or longer, I just quickly scroll through the posts and only stop to read it if there a good number of 'thanks' attached to it.

LirW · 26-06-2019 5:49pm

Also when there are threads about certain topics like driving, renting and rural vs urban Ireland, I scroll through and wait until a certain user starts posting because that's the point where sh*t gets good.

Pintman Paddy Losty · 26-06-2019 5:50pm

I've cheated on my wife at least 50 times possibly even more. I've lost count to be honest. It's my greatest weakness.

I still love her to bits though.

Schwiiing · 26-06-2019 6:00pm

There is a particular AH poster whose posts usually vary from moralistic ****, to know-it-allism to sometimes a high degree of humblebragging and I want to push him down some steps.

I think the rest of you are just cnuts tbh.

padd b1975 · 26-06-2019 6:04pm

I've never ended a relationship.

parttimeadult · 26-06-2019 6:07pm

I've never caught a fish. And I've been fishing loads of times, had my own rod and kit at one stage.

Taiga · 26-06-2019 7:16pm

I've recently been abandoning Boards for a sneaky look on Mumsnet. I don't have an account or anything, but some of the threads are great entertainment.

I also love pineapple on pizza.

I go through my husband's pockets when he comes in from the pub. I've a right stash of cash hidden.

Last night said hubby was feeling my arse (annoyingly) and with epic timing I farted on his hand. A good one too. Didn't put him off though.

Taiga · 26-06-2019 7:18pm

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've cheated on my wife at least 50 times possibly even more. I've lost count to be honest. It's my greatest weakness.

I still love her to bits though.

No way! Really?:eek:

FFred · 26-06-2019 7:46pm

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've cheated on my wife at least 50 times possibly even more. I've lost count to be honest. It's my greatest weakness.

I still love her to bits though.

Well you are an irresistible ride after all ...

Yer Da sells Avon · 26-06-2019 7:56pm

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've cheated on my wife at least 50 times possibly even more.

Taiga wrote: »

I've recently been abandoning Boards for a sneaky look on Mumsnet.

I can't believe how blasé some people are about the fact that they've been seeing other people.

FFred · 26-06-2019 8:00pm

Taiga wrote: »

I go through my husband's pockets when he comes in from the pub. Last night said hubby was feeling my arse (annoyingly) and with epic timing I farted on his hand.

That’s disgusting...

Robbing from your husband ....

Collie D · 26-06-2019 8:10pm

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

I can't believe how blasé some people are about the fact that they've been seeing other people.

I always assumed Mumsnet was a forum for parenting tips and female discussion.

Taiga · 26-06-2019 8:44pm

There's a trending now section on the homepage. I usually rifle through that. If I've had a glass of wine I go and check out the classics section. Keeps me entertained for waay too long!

Yer Da sells Avon · 26-06-2019 9:02pm

Collie D wrote: »

I always assumed Mumsnet was a forum for parenting tips and female discussion.

Mod-Redacted

FFred · 26-06-2019 9:03pm

On my first boards account 15 years ago I was a troll

decky1 · 26-06-2019 9:05pm

I have no time at all for Recycling. hate everything to do with it, i don't wash out anything i put in that bin, and it's sometimes dog sh1t,
oh and if i have hard skin on my hands i will eat it.

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