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    #92
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,826 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Autecher wrote: »
    I have reported your post for this untrue, abhorrent and offensive statement.



    Eeewwwwww

    FatalPointedJackrabbit-size_restricted.gif

    Geez , am delighted my confessions were deemed worthy of a gif :p

    Another confession - I love gifs :D


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    #93
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm with Mam on the Oreos.

    I'm not with Mam on the pineapple.


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    #94
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,826 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Candie wrote: »
    I'm with Mam on the Oreos.

    I'm not with Mam on the pineapple.

    The pineapple makes the pizza healthy Candie !


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    #95
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    Since I started a new job three weeks ago I have developed a serious dislike for Chinese people.


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    #96
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    The pineapple makes the pizza healthy Candie !

    I'm sorry Mam, it's just a bridge too far! :(


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    #97
    jcorr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭jcorr


    soiseztomabel wrote: »
    Since I started a new job three weeks ago I have developed a serious dislike for Chinese people.

    You're not near Middle Abbey Street by any chance.


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    #98
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    jcorr wrote: »
    You're not near Middle Abbey Street by any chance.

    Nope.


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    #99
    jcorr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭jcorr


    I was in a place the other day and the guy serving me was Chinese. It wasn't a Chinese restaurant. But the guy could barely speak English. It was such a pain dealing with him.


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    #100
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,671 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    It was me who gassed the office today in this heat. I was just so exhausted and lethargic I said fcuk it, I can’t move, and let rip a silent but deadly.

    I deeply regretted it about ten minutes later when the smell rose and fried everyone’s nasal hairs :o


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    #101
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,826 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Candie wrote: »
    I'm sorry Mam, it's just a bridge too far! :(

    It's alright , your dislike for Oreos saved you :D


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    #102
    rainbow kirby
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I'm a metalhead... who also enjoys show tunes way more than she should.


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    #103
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Banana on pizza is the absolute schizzle


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    #104
    the14thwarrior
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭the14thwarrior


    i don't know how to put those funny little pics into boards. i find them fascinating


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    #105
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    I know nothing about the GAA and how they get to the all Ireland or any of the players


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    #106
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,603 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I can't understand tennis. Or golf or any kind of football, dammit, any sport at all except boxing and croquet.
    I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones.
    I can't work the TV remote. [So I never watch TV anyway]
    I can't work the central heating.
    Basically I'm Darwin's Nemesis.


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    #107
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    The pineapple makes the pizza healthy Candie !

    It makes it taste like your grandmother smells, it’s horrible


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    #108
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I've no willy.


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    #109
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    super_furry wrote: »
    I've no willy.
    sure didnt we know that from your name super furry:D




    I dont know what a tracker mortgage is.


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    #110
    jimmy180sx
    Registered Users Posts: 478 ✭✭jimmy180sx


    I like to use recreational drugs


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    #111
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    There are many AH posters I consider convincing arguments for eugenics.

    I 100% judge people on their spelling and grammar...

    ...and the contents of their shopping trolleys...

    ...and how old they were when they had kids.

    (This one's kind of nice) When I was about 9 I sent my older sister an anonymous Valentine's card because I knew she was having a hard time. We fought like cats and dogs back then and for years afterwards but we're now 37 and 39 respectively and to this day she still has the card and doesn't know it was me. That's a secret I'll take to my grave.


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    #112
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,194 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When a post/thread that may be a tad controversial appears I try and predict who's going to report it!


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    #113
    Aceandstuff
    Registered Users Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    I like big ears with men attached.


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    #114
    PistolsAtDawn
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭PistolsAtDawn


    Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »
    Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....

    No need to be alarmist since at this point the outcome is indeterminate


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    #115
    Dual wheels
    Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dual wheels


    Sometimes I wear my underpants over my trousers


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    #116
    PistolsAtDawn
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭PistolsAtDawn


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    I was a fairly dangerous driver in my 20's.

    All is forgiven as I am sure you are 'sorry about that


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    #117
    dexter_morgan
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭dexter_morgan


    I had relations with my sister! And I married her! I knew I had to have her when she dressed up as a prostitute!


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    #118
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I 100% judge people on their spelling and grammar...

    ...and the contents of their shopping trolleys...

    ...and how old they were when they had kids

    Does poor grammar include the improper use of ellipses? :pac:


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    #119
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I have lied extensively on my cv


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    #120
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,236 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I love pineapple on pizza :D


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    #121
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Man, there are some very honest comments in this thread. Nice work.

    I cannot stand women's football (or MLS to be fair).
    Money does not make the world go round, nice tits do.
    I would trade all my morals and ideals for a go on Ivanka Trump.


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