Confessions

Deebles McBeebles · 25-06-2019 04:23PM

I broke the dam!

Yer Da sells Avon · 25-06-2019 04:26PM

Sometimes, when the traffic lights turn green, I count down from 5 to 1 before moving off. If someone beeps, I start the countdown again. I always make sure to get away before they turn red again, but the same can't always be said for the car behind me.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 25-06-2019 04:30PM

I don't really like dogs.

Sometimes, people with handicaps annoy me.

I hate fascists, but the nazi uniform and flags etc, looked cool as fuk.

I hate women's football. It's just not very good, folks.

I don't find fat women attractive.

Sometimes, at home only, I don't wash my hands after a wee (seldom, but it does happen occasionally).

I don't really want to go to see Mrs. Ragnar's friend and her new baby tonight.

I'm sure I can think of plenty more in time.

Roger Hassenforder · 25-06-2019 04:32PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Sometimes, when the traffic lights turn green, I count down from 5 to 1 before moving off. If someone beeps, I start the countdown again. I always make sure to get away before they turn red again, but the same can't always be said for the car behind me.

I think i was behind you one morning you mother *******, c**** fu***** w****

PinotNero · 25-06-2019 04:34PM

I am the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

punisher5112 · 25-06-2019 04:35PM

I can't go out without having a crash....

Feisar · 25-06-2019 04:36PM

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

93% of communication is non verbal.

Cool_CM · 25-06-2019 04:37PM

I have never watched Gladiator

Feisar · 25-06-2019 04:40PM

I think there is a certain element of our society that should be put down like dogs

I'm definitely a fascist

I'll forgive a lot for a great set of tits

I'm glad I'm having a son as I'd hate for a daughter to meet an asshole like me

Boom_Bap · 25-06-2019 04:42PM

I always eat the last rolo.

Gimme A Pound · 25-06-2019 04:44PM

I love loads - not a few, LOADS - of Phil Collins songs. :eek:

Tony EH · 25-06-2019 04:54PM

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Skill Magill · 25-06-2019 05:13PM

The Irish flag is mankey , give me the Union Jack any day of the week

JohnnyFlash · 25-06-2019 05:22PM

Alex Ferguson was a complete bastàrd, but also a man who instilled his philosophy of winning into every facet of the club he ruled over like a dictator.

ToddyDoody · 25-06-2019 05:23PM

I hope the Summer is crap cause people are easier to deal with when they're depressed.

Working class heroes · 25-06-2019 05:31PM

Feisar wrote: »

93% of communication is non verbal.

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hatrickpatrick · 25-06-2019 06:38PM

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

Most people who know me tell me I have a posh D4 accent, and don't even realise that half of my family are from the shticks near the Kerry/Limerick border. I hate outright rejecting people, so I have occasionally switched into a nigh incomprehensible exaggeration of my dad's accent in order to make a woman lose interest on a night out. If she doesn't and can actually understand what I'm saying, in my view she's probably got a more interesting story than I thought and is worth chatting to to see what happens

hatrickpatrick · 25-06-2019 06:41PM

I'll admit to having a reasonably nice singing voice, and strategically (and successfully!) deploying it on rare occasions to get the attention of a woman on a night out, by just happening to be near her on the dancefloor when the high part comes on and then acting like it's no big deal when she's impressed that I can sing along to it

Mr Brightside, Hey Brother and Rude are some of my personal favourites for this particular purpose

Buford T. Justice XIX · 25-06-2019 07:15PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Mods, please lock this thread. It's already out of control, next thing you'll have is someone dividing by zero.

Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....

hatrickpatrick · 25-06-2019 07:30PM

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....

harr · 25-06-2019 07:35PM

I don’t like music

IAMAMORON · 25-06-2019 07:54PM

I am a time traveller.

ILoveYourVibes · 25-06-2019 07:57PM

Autecher wrote: »

I confess I apparently can only communicate with humans using gifs.

Me too plus emojis.

ILoveYourVibes · 25-06-2019 07:58PM

I say 'LOL' real life. As in the word lol rather than laughing. If i find something funny i might giggle and then say the word 'lol'.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 25-06-2019 08:03PM

This is my first account.

Angel1971 · 25-06-2019 08:04PM

I'm American and I hate apple pie!

BrokenArrows · 25-06-2019 08:05PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

That math doesn't work. If you put in any value the result is 0 = 0. Not 2 = 1

Ken. · 25-06-2019 08:05PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

After 6 hours of negotiation with the admins (where site bans were mentioned) I've got them to let you off with a crucifixion.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 25-06-2019 08:07PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I say 'LOL' real life. As in the word lol rather than laughing. If i find something funny i might giggle and then say the word 'lol'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwlx0aTBi4

Gimme A Pound · 25-06-2019 08:10PM

Confessions are surely for dark secrets, not obvious, non shocking stuff that might be unpopular to a tiny minority.

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