When did Gemma O Doherty go batshyt crazy?

Do you know that simply glancing at a unicorn these days will turn your child into a transexual gay communist?

Momo ain't got sh*t on unicorns. Lock up your children.

I went to a faith school.

My parents never talked to me about gay stuff.

Yet here I am, 36 years later and gay as Christmas.

Riddle me that.

SoundsRight wrote: »

I'm faith schools it could confuse them, being taught about their faith and what love & family means, and then hearing this contrary view from outside sources. It's best to let schools decide on their ethos without government interference.

So you're ok with gay children being told that they are unnatural and sinful?

I went to a faith school and we got relationship counselling. It was from a married couple who met on a retreat to glendalough (Don't know why that stuck in my mind).
They said nothing about actual relationships and kept talking about how important it was to have God in the relationship.

We had a priest who did retreats. His nickname was Sexy Sam because he always covered the sex bits. He told us that gay people were unnatural and sinful. He also said that if we ever had problems with people of our own sex, people of the opposite sex or with animals we could tell him in confession.
I remember his lecture about masturbation where he never called it that but referred to it as spilling the seed of live. That too was sinful and evil.

So, forgive me, but I'd prefer that kids actually get facts. they should learn about relationships, sex, boundaries, consent and that gay people exist. All of that information would be far more valuable than the religious waffle I was given.

Grayson wrote: »

Must have been something you ate.

:cool:

Odhinn wrote: »

She's now saying "The people of Ireland have less than five years to save their country or else they consent to communism." I'll regret asking, but does anyone know where shes getting this timeline from or what it refers to?

Fair play to you, at last one of the sheeple is waking up and asking the right questions.

Gemma, or Supreme Hedgehog of the Order of Perpetual Evaporation to give her her true title in the hierarchy of the one true faith, speaks the truth as laid out in the first chapter of the Book Mafestus, in the Holy Book of the Three Magpies of the Inner Sanctum.

The first sign obviously is the cutting down of trees and hedges in Danesfort, as prophesised in verse 2 of the Book of Mafestus, where it says "and there will be trees and hedges cut down in Danesfort, Co Kilkenny, Ireland in 2019". Oddly specific for 9,000 year old book handed down by our alien masters, the Lizard People of Saturn's outermost ring, but the truth cannot be questioned.

The second sign is obviously the rise of the Unicorns, the natural enemy to the invisible Gryffons who defend the Land of the Sorrowful Exaltedness (Leitrim to you and me).
As we can see from evidence presented by the Supreme Hedgehog via twitter and other social media, the acceptance of Unicorns is the first step on the rise of the Unicorns, whose horns contain the Poison of the Sun, and can pierce the flesh of the Invisible Gryffons. With the acceptance of Unicorns (obviously supported and facilitated by their natural allies, the gays), their rise is inevitable.

Once risen, the Unicorns will wage war on, and eventually smite, the Invisible Gryffons, and the Land of the Sorrowful Exaltedness will then become undefended, allowing for the return of Lizard People. This war, based on the numbers, will last about 5 years. Once the war is completed, the Lizard people will ask us to consent to communism (their form of governance) or annihilation.

That's the truth, we know, and Gemma speaks it. And if you wish to avoid the country being forced into communism, then it's your duty to support a ban on pictures of Unicorns, and to help grow more hedges and trees in Danesfort, Co Kilkenny.

May the sparrow shield you, the trees hug you and moon show you some water in this fight, dear Brotherling of the Order.

Basically, SoundsWrong

Force Carrier wrote: »

When europeans first heard stories of an African animal - a four legged beast with a horn on its head i.e a Rhinoceros they named the creature for its most distinctive feature the one horn on it's head Uni - Corn which is ancient latin for 'one horn'

Of course their sketches of the creature that they had never seen in person were some what inaccurate. That doesn't change the fact that these Unicorns do exist contrary to what so many people foolishly believe.

so what you're saying is that Rhino's are gay. That's what I'm getting from this.

SoundsRight wrote: »

Some people don't want young children indoctrinated with those ideas in school. If a parent really wants their child to learn about it, do it in their own time.

If by "those ideas" you mean Catholicism, I am fully in agreement with you.