Even more adverts you despise

Auld Jim Halpin · 08-02-2019 01:25AM

"No matter how much you clean does your house still smell, that's because your home is filled with soft surfaces" - NO!, its because you let your big smelly hairy dog sleep on the couch ya daft mare! FECK.RIGHT.OFF!

Auld Jim Halpin · 08-02-2019 01:31AM

I have hated Renault Kadjar ads for sometime and that hate continues with this pair of turkeys.

RabbleRouser2k · 08-02-2019 02:53AM

Auld Jim Halpin wrote: »

I have hated Renault Kadjar ads for sometime and that hate continues with this pair of turkeys.

The 'virtual driver' advert just creeps me out-it's so unnatural, like, not uncanny valley-just bad and wooden.

PopePalpatine · 08-02-2019 01:14PM

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

The 'virtual driver' advert just creeps me out-it's so unnatural, like, not uncanny valley-just bad and wooden.

They couldn't find any real people to show enthusiasm for Yet Another 2-Tonne Crossover.

The Crowman · 08-02-2019 07:21PM

Auld Jim Halpin wrote: »

I have hated Renault Kadjar ads for sometime and that hate continues with this pair of turkeys.

The CGI in that first one is mank. Would they just stop trying to make these things look human.

Arcsurvivor · 11-02-2019 04:20AM

A lot of average superbowl commercials.. Glad I skipped most of them.

blueser · 11-02-2019 08:06PM

That RSA ad urging us to give cyclists more room (for "a liitle bit of safe", whatever the fcuk that's supposed to mean). It's REALLY beginning to irritate me now. Particularly the girl. She comes across as preachy. And yes; I do realise she's almost definitely an actress. Doesn't make her any less annoying.

RabbleRouser2k · 11-02-2019 10:18PM

blueser wrote: »

That RSA ad urging us to give cyclists more room (for "a liitle bit of safe", whatever the fcuk that's supposed to mean). It's REALLY beginning to irritate me now. Particularly the girl. She comes across as preachy. And yes; I do realise she's almost definitely an actress. Doesn't make her any less annoying.

Also the 'give cyclists room' law that was meant to be passed wasn't.

So the ads are redundant.

Mr.Maroon · 11-02-2019 10:21PM

blueser wrote: »

That RSA ad urging us to give cyclists more room (for "a liitle bit of safe", whatever the fcuk that's supposed to mean). It's REALLY beginning to irritate me now. Particularly the girl. She comes across as preachy. And yes; I do realise she's almost definitely an actress. Doesn't make her any less annoying.

The young lad is even more annoying. 'Anything can happen when you're riding a bike'.

optogirl · 12-02-2019 09:29AM

I have had 'Lucky Lucky Lucky me, I'm a lucky son of a gun' on repeat in my head for about 2 weeks. And I kind of like it.

Pussyhands · 12-02-2019 10:04AM

I despise that allianz ad with Michael O'Mhuirehurtaigh - stupid choir type song then. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

blueser · 12-02-2019 06:25PM

Pussyhands wrote: »

I despise that allianz ad with Michael O'Mhuirehurtaigh - stupid choir type song then. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

He's not going to win any Oscars for his acting, is he?

The Crowman · 12-02-2019 07:47PM

That car insurance ad where that miserable looking studenty fella is driving his @sshole of a mother around and she grabs his phone off him to talk shyte to his girlfriend. I can't stand her.

whisky_galore · 13-02-2019 11:06AM

That new Dermot Bannon show ad, wandering around pretentious homes nearly having an orgasm at a toilet with plain glass in front of it.

Gwynplaine · 13-02-2019 11:24AM

Pussyhands wrote: »

I despise that allianz ad with Michael O'Mhuirehurtaigh - stupid choir type song then. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Am I not alone in that I can't stand him?

Elmo · 13-02-2019 11:35AM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Am I not alone in that I can't stand him?

Ah the poor old man, no problem with him, more of an issue with the choir because all choirs are stupid.

Howth looks amazing in that ad.

whisky_galore · 13-02-2019 11:45AM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Am I not alone in that I can't stand him?

Inoffensive veteran GAA luvvie, I wouldn't be able to listen to his spiel for more than a few minutes.

Shifty Shellshock · 13-02-2019 11:58PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Am I not alone in that I can't stand him?

The way he walks towards the camera at the end of the ad makes me howl with cringe. Big slow mo duhhhhh

hawkwing · 14-02-2019 04:22PM

optogirl wrote: »

I have had 'Lucky Lucky Lucky me, I'm a lucky son of a gun' on repeat in my head for about 2 weeks. And I kind of like it.

That's one lucky guy:mad:

lertsnim · 14-02-2019 07:46PM

That KBC ad with all the smug looking arseholes staring into the camera is really starting to piss me off.

blueser · 14-02-2019 07:57PM

That AIB ad with the two squealing bra, er, children in their fancy new bedroom. It's not quite at the level of THAT An Post ad from a year or two back.

But it's getting there!

:mad:

my3cents · 16-02-2019 09:10PM

Anyone else have the urge to give Paul Schofield a swift kick in the proverbial?

lbc2019 · 16-02-2019 09:11PM

Aviva fcuk off!!!!

And that annoying Bank of Ireland one

I hate made up noun-verbs!

my3cents · 16-02-2019 09:16PM

lbc2019 wrote: »

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I hate made up noun-verbs!

"Are you going ta Bingo" :mad:

jojofizzio · 18-02-2019 08:25PM

The insurance ad with the daughter driving the mother who is obviously criticizing her driving....they then pull up at Seniors speed dating.....but since when do you get escorted in to speed dating by a bloke you fancy....I think they let out the word “swingers” in the “Seniors speed dating banner”......

lertsnim · 19-02-2019 12:56AM

Lucky lucky lucky me, I'm a lucky son of a gun

I have no idea what they're advertising but everytime that ad comes on I weep a little on the inside.

von Smallhausen · 19-02-2019 09:44AM

lertsnim wrote: »

Lucky lucky lucky me, I'm a lucky son of a gun

I have no idea what they're advertising but everytime that ad comes on I weep a little on the inside.

I have an issue with that song.
Working 8 hours, sleeping 8 hours and leaving 8 for fun...yeah it gives you 24 hours, but one of the 3 cant be 8 hours because if your working 8 hours, then when you sleep 8 then the 8 for fun is reduced as you need to change, shower and all of the other amenities that are not fun.

Or maybe i have it wrong.....

RMAOK · 19-02-2019 02:30PM

Them webuyanycar.com ads with Philip Scofield - they annoy the shot out of me.

There's a new one of them out with him pretending to be a Ninja type individual holding a vase up in the air with his foot while taking a selfie. :mad:

my3cents · 19-02-2019 02:41PM

RMAOK wrote: »

Them webuyanycar.com ads with Philip Scofield - they annoy the shot out of me.

There's a new one of them out with him pretending to be a Ninja type individual holding a vase up in the air with his foot while taking a selfie. :mad:

I keep praying that in the one with the puppy the puppy bites him.

Auld Jim Halpin · 20-02-2019 01:40AM

DAVE!, that grease is going nowhere!

I like the dog but Dave is a bit of a spanner!

Also no cleaning products ever work like they do in the ads so eff off!

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