Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Bigbagofcans · 07-01-2019 7:50pm

rawn wrote: »

They are not trans.

I think it's an insult to trans people the way non-binary folk are going on attention-seeking. I have the utmost respect for trans people but not non-binary.

wildlifeboy · 08-01-2019 9:09am

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

I think it's an insult to trans people the way non-binary folk are going on attention-seeking. I have the utmost respect for trans people but not non-binary.

they are both full blown mental cases, i see little or no difference.

castletownman · 08-01-2019 8:53pm

My cousin's rather psycho wife, who seems to live her life through FB, announced to all and sundry yesterday that she is going off grid for good in 24 hours, and from then on will only be contactable through snapchat etc. And anyone who wanted her number could PM her privately and she would supply it.

Usual "aww hun, we will miss you x" responses from other head wreckers.

Notions.

castletownman · 09-01-2019 12:52am

Traveller lady selling a dress she wore to a wedding on a buy and sell page.....

'Posh frok sute for sale size 8to10 only worn for a cuple ours haed pace shoes and bag included'

€1 quoted price. Bargin

optogirl · 09-01-2019 8:31am

The amount of 'Facebook has been limiting the posts you see' I've seen and all from the worst offenders on Facebook (multiple pics of kids EVERY DAMN DAY. inspirational quotes - usually the 'we may not see each other or speak for 25 years but true friends have your back' ****e, 'share if you hate cancer', post the colour of your underwear but don't tell anyone why to raise awareness for motor neuron disease etc etc)

No, FB hasn't been limiting my feed, no cu*t liked your post, simple as that.

SusieBlue · 09-01-2019 12:56pm

Someone just shared one of those stupid challenges, this is what it said:

"replace every vowel in your name with "oob"

First reply??

which ones are the vowels again lolol

seagull · 09-01-2019 1:13pm

I'm trying to decide which of the pair is the more stupid.

Paddy Cow · 09-01-2019 1:42pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

Someone just shared one of those stupid challenges, this is what it said:

First reply??

Are you friends with these two? :pac:

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Deebles McBeebles · 09-01-2019 2:28pm

castletownman wrote: »

Traveller lady selling a dress she wore to a wedding on a buy and sell page.....

'Posh frok sute for sale size 8to10 only worn for a cuple ours haed pace shoes and bag included'

€1 quoted price. Bargin

That price seems low but it costs money to get blood stains out.

1800_Ladladlad · 09-01-2019 4:00pm

Sun travel holidays : 7 days + nights to playa de knack, a place in Spain for €395 p/p. Inclu travel
My Aunt : "Heyih how much 4 4 people"

I dont know whether she thinks she's at the fairyhouse or just thick.

Ipso · 09-01-2019 4:45pm

rawn wrote: »

They are not trans.

Gender indecisive is the term.

js35 · 10-01-2019 8:38am

:pac:

somesoldiers · 12-01-2019 9:39am

On the FB of a Dublin band

Fan1: Any cds for sale,xxx is looking for one?

Band: sold out at the minute,will let you know

Fan2: make sure they stay in wrapper, sometimes the screws get arsey and will not accept them

Fan1:they will take them with no wrapper once their not copies

RhubarbCrumble · 12-01-2019 11:22am

On a facebook selling page:

"4 sale tree peace suite worn once for weeding"

TerrorFirmer · 12-01-2019 11:26am

There's a good video on the Independent FB page where two teenagers are attempting to work out how to use a rotary dial phone.

One of the comments:

that is just sad....really sad....did there parents never ever told them anything about there childhood, how the grew up??? what is wrong with people....I can not laugh about that at all....have they failed at school too????? can not understand that at all

Yes, failing at school and life because they don't know how to use something that went obsolete almost two decade before they were even born...

Birneybau · 12-01-2019 12:20pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

On a facebook selling page:

"4 sale tree peace suite worn once for weeding"

Back breaking work I'd imagine

StupidLikeAFox · 12-01-2019 12:37pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

On a facebook selling page:

"4 sale tree peace suite worn once for weeding"

emeldc · 12-01-2019 12:51pm

that is just sad....really sad....did there parents never ever told them anything about there childhood, how the grew up??? what is wrong with people....I can not laugh about that at all....have they failed at school too????? can not understand that at all

Whoever posted this is hardly an academic either :rolleyes:

Historybluff · 13-01-2019 7:38pm

Here's a status update one of my Australian Facebook friends liked. It's admonishing the younger generation to 'HARDEN UP', to be more like the OP's generation, presumably people in their 40s or 50s.

The patronising tone is bad enough. Even worse is the fact the things he lists as having suffered when he was young are hardly awe-inspiring: walking to the TV to change the channel; drinking from a garden hose.

Finally, he seems to contradict himself. While his purpose seems to be to admonish the young 'snowflakes' for being soft, he cites phenomena that could perhaps be used to explain why the younger generation is soft, such as a rise in violent crime and STIs. These are debateable, of course. Has the incidence of violent crime and STIs increased between, say, the 1970s and today? Is the younger generation soft?

Overall, the guys just seems to be nostalgic for his childhood, where everything seemed right with the world, and lashing out at social change, such as kids having to wear bicycle helmets.

yerwanthere123 · 13-01-2019 8:04pm

Historybluff wrote: »

Here's a status update one of my Australian Facebook friends liked. It's admonishing the younger generation to 'HARDEN UP', to be more like the OP's generation, presumably people in their 40s or 50s.

The patronising tone is bad enough. Even worse is the fact the things he lists as having suffered when he was young are hardly awe-inspiring: walking to the TV to change the channel; drinking from a garden hose.

Finally, he seems to contradict himself. While his purpose seems to be to admonish the young 'snowflakes' for being soft, he cites phenomena that could perhaps be used to explain why the younger generation is soft, such as a rise in violent crime and STIs. These are debateable, of course. Has the incidence of violent crime and STIs increased between, say, the 1970s and today? Is the younger generation soft?

Overall, the guys just seems to be nostalgic for his childhood, where everything seemed right with the world, and lashing out at social change, such as kids having to wear bicycle helmets.

I hate all that nonsense. It reminds me of this

Bigbagofcans · 14-01-2019 3:13pm

some people should learn ta keep there fukin noise out of other peoples business

gidget · 14-01-2019 4:32pm

some people should learn ta keep there fukin noise out of other peoples business

What you'll always find is the people mouthing off saying this are usually the biggest gossips themselves.

RhubarbCrumble · 14-01-2019 4:51pm

gud riddens ta snakes an cowards you no who yous are else u wuddin be readin dis haha

BattleCorp · 14-01-2019 5:17pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

some people should learn ta keep there fukin noise out of other peoples business

^^^^^^^^^

Applies to most of the posts in this thread to be honest.

Paddy Cow · 14-01-2019 8:39pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

some people should learn ta keep there fukin noise out of other peoples business

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

gud riddens ta snakes an cowards you no who yous are else u wuddin be readin dis haha

Y ok hun? :pac::P

corner of hells · 14-01-2019 11:37pm

On her profile page.

" anyone who ****s with my ma will end up shot and ****ed in a suitcase trust me iv nothing to lose ".

The exclamation marks and full stop are mine.

wildlifeboy · 15-01-2019 1:44pm

corner of hells wrote: »

On her profile page.

" anyone who ****s with my ma will end up shot and ****ed in a suitcase trust me iv nothing to lose ".

The exclamation marks and full stop are mine.

ya min kwotayshun marks ya tik

js35 · 15-01-2019 3:34pm

To all the men that say they dont cheat Cheating isn't just sleeping with a woman Cheating is when ur texting another woman
Cheating is when ur talking to another woman
Cheating is when ur on Fb checking out other women and adding them as friends and liking and commenting on there pictures
Cheating is when ur looking at other women
When u see ur self hiding the things ur doing from ur wife then ur cheating
Once u start telling lies to ur wife about what ur doing or where u've been ur cheating
Once u start deleting messages so ur wife cant see them then trust me ur already cheating
And u no it cause if u didn't think it was any harm and u werent cheating then u wouldn't be deleting and hiding the things ur doing

coolhull · 16-01-2019 11:04am

^^

God, that doesn't leave much much that men can do. Except maybe the washing-up.

BattleCorp · 16-01-2019 11:09am

coolhull wrote: »

^^

God, that doesn't leave much much that men can do. Except maybe the washing-up.

To be fair, not all men look at other women.

rawn · 16-01-2019 3:03pm

A status a friend shared

"People of Ireland 11 people in 2 days in Cork and kerry have taken their own lives not on the news"

The comments include

"Come on up to Governments Building And **** them all out , Scum Bastard's it all for the RicH in That Government ,"

"may every single FF/FG/Labour and all the rest rot in hell. Murderous self serving bastards every one of them. I hope when they are rotting in the depths of the deepest, darkest pit of hell they get to meet every soul of every person they murdered through their self serving policies, because lets face it, they will not be made to answer for their crimes in this life, the worst that happens to them is they get to leave their jobs with a fat pension, a massive pay off and a made up job in Europe to go to that makes them even richer."

" And it wont be Tom Duffy..te government will make sure to cover there backs with there wrong doing...but dats te brillance of social media they dont have te control te people does..leo has his head between his legs turning a blind eye to everything..bt bless him he well use to being bent over.."

I genuinely feel like people copy/paste the same response to everything on Facebook, no matter the subject, it's the gubberment!

rawn · 16-01-2019 3:05pm

Double post

BattleCorp · 16-01-2019 3:08pm

rawn wrote: »

A status a friend shared

"People of Ireland 11 people in 2 days in Cork and kerry have taken their own lives not on the news"

The comments include

"Come on up to Governments Building And **** them all out , Scum Bastard's it all for the RicH in That Government ,"

"may every single FF/FG/Labour and all the rest rot in hell. Murderous self serving bastards every one of them. I hope when they are rotting in the depths of the deepest, darkest pit of hell they get to meet every soul of every person they murdered through their self serving policies, because lets face it, they will not be made to answer for their crimes in this life, the worst that happens to them is they get to leave their jobs with a fat pension, a massive pay off and a made up job in Europe to go to that makes them even richer."

" And it wont be Tom Duffy..te government will make sure to cover there backs with there wrong doing...but dats te brillance of social media they dont have te control te people does..leo has his head between his legs turning a blind eye to everything..bt bless him he well use to being bent over.."

I genuinely feel like people copy/paste the same response to everything on Facebook, no matter the subject, it's the gubberment!

Apologies to people with disability for the incorrect use of the word but there are some amount of spastics in the country, that's for sure.

Deebles McBeebles · 16-01-2019 3:10pm

"bt bless him he well use to being bent over"

Charming.

Bigbagofcans · 16-01-2019 3:10pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Apologies to people with disability for the incorrect use of the word but there are some amount of spastics in the country, that's for sure.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 16-01-2019 3:47pm

"If Eurovision doesn't get a recount neither should brexit #overit"

Commenter 1: Brexit going well then?
OP: I'm just so bored of it
Commenter 1: if only there'd been some kind of opportunity for you to vote on it maybe you wouldn't be hearing so much about it.
OP: so boring.

This is a guy in a demographic that's likely to be hit very fcuking hard. He won't be so bored in a few weeks!

kunst nugget · 16-01-2019 4:01pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Apologies to people with disability for the incorrect use of the word but there are some amount of spastics in the country, that's for sure.

That would be because of the self serving government and all their cronies, eating caviar with their fast cat pensions while all us poor folk suffer with no proper water or housing...

Jesus, it really is so easy to write that type of scutter...

BandMember · 16-01-2019 6:07pm

rawn wrote: »

A status a friend shared

"People of Ireland 11 people in 2 days in Cork and kerry have taken their own lives not on the news"

The comments include

"Come on up to Governments Building And **** them all out , Scum Bastard's it all for the RicH in That Government ,"

"may every single FF/FG/Labour and all the rest rot in hell. Murderous self serving bastards every one of them. I hope when they are rotting in the depths of the deepest, darkest pit of hell they get to meet every soul of every person they murdered through their self serving policies, because lets face it, they will not be made to answer for their crimes in this life, the worst that happens to them is they get to leave their jobs with a fat pension, a massive pay off and a made up job in Europe to go to that makes them even richer."

" And it wont be Tom Duffy..te government will make sure to cover there backs with there wrong doing...but dats te brillance of social media they dont have te control te people does..leo has his head between his legs turning a blind eye to everything..bt bless him he well use to being bent over.."

I genuinely feel like people copy/paste the same response to everything on Facebook, no matter the subject, it's the gubberment!

Clearly, these morons don't get irony because everything Leo says, does and thinks is dictated by what is trending on social media!!

inforfun · 17-01-2019 7:54am

js35 wrote: »

To all the men that say they dont cheat Cheating isn't just sleeping with a woman Cheating is when ur texting another woman
Cheating is when ur talking to another woman
Cheating is when ur on Fb checking out other women and adding them as friends and liking and commenting on there pictures
Cheating is when ur looking at other women
When u see ur self hiding the things ur doing from ur wife then ur cheating
Once u start telling lies to ur wife about what ur doing or where u've been ur cheating
Once u start deleting messages so ur wife cant see them then trust me ur already cheating
And u no it cause if u didn't think it was any harm and u werent cheating then u wouldn't be deleting and hiding the things ur doing

****ing hell... i would probably even start hiding the stuff i had sent her just to be sure.

Paddy Cow · 17-01-2019 3:16pm

js35 wrote: »

To all the men that say they dont cheat Cheating isn't just sleeping with a woman Cheating is when ur texting another woman
Cheating is when ur talking to another woman
Cheating is when ur on Fb checking out other women and adding them as friends and liking and commenting on there pictures
Cheating is when ur looking at other women
When u see ur self hiding the things ur doing from ur wife then ur cheating
Once u start telling lies to ur wife about what ur doing or where u've been ur cheating
Once u start deleting messages so ur wife cant see them then trust me ur already cheating
And u no it cause if u didn't think it was any harm and u werent cheating then u wouldn't be deleting and hiding the things ur doing

That's the type of woman who will hound her partner into someone else's arms.

inforfun · 18-01-2019 11:32am

Or cheats or starts cheating herself

sligojoek · 18-01-2019 3:18pm

A local politician.

OMG !!!

How brave are the Operation Transformation leaders?

Bigbagofcans · 18-01-2019 3:24pm

sligojoek wrote: »

A local politician.

They're brave weighing-in wearing only their underwear with Kathryn Thomas beside them, I'll give them that.

The White Feather · 18-01-2019 6:34pm

Absolutely bonkers post about cabbage growing in a compost heap

"The crazy chunk of cabbage I threw out into the compost has took root!!
The beast is now producing little heads of cabbage not just on the ground but in it’s branches!
And would you believe it! I think one of the seed pods dropped and took root as well!
I am still flabbergasted at this! And rather embarrassed. Embarrassed because I am so AMAZED at a cabbage growing willy nilly in my Leftover Garden. I guess it says something about the world I live in. I tout myself for being a reasonable environmentalist, a do it yourself type, somewhat knowledgeable on the ways of nature & for the most part in tune or in sync with my surroundings … But I’ve never seen this before. I never even thought about how this would work, or look like. I’m embarrassed that I took all of this for granted, and it deserves so much more than that,even if it is just a cabbage…"

Ipso · 18-01-2019 7:49pm

The White Feather wrote: »

Absolutely bonkers post about cabbage growing in a compost heap

"The crazy chunk of cabbage I threw out into the compost has took root!!
The beast is now producing little heads of cabbage not just on the ground but in it’s branches!
And would you believe it! I think one of the seed pods dropped and took root as well!
I am still flabbergasted at this! And rather embarrassed. Embarrassed because I am so AMAZED at a cabbage growing willy nilly in my Leftover Garden. I guess it says something about the world I live in. I tout myself for being a reasonable environmentalist, a do it yourself type, somewhat knowledgeable on the ways of nature & for the most part in tune or in sync with my surroundings … But I’ve never seen this before. I never even thought about how this would work, or look like. I’m embarrassed that I took all of this for granted, and it deserves so much more than that,even if it is just a cabbage…"

More cabbage than the cabbage itself.

764dak · 19-01-2019 3:11am

This woman says she's autonomous:

https://imgur.com/a/HKVLMed#Z4neTDC

corner of hells · 21-01-2019 10:26am

"Be who u needed ... wen u were younger.

Be urself everyone else is taking".

I like it , pretty straight forward and simple.

Loughc · 22-01-2019 1:22pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Homer’s Brain: Uh-oh, what did that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer’s Brain: Swish!

emeldc · 25-01-2019 3:37pm

...

corner of hells · 25-01-2019 3:44pm

emeldc wrote: »

...

Jesus wept.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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