Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Pherekydes

Procting?

Does that, like, require a qualified proctologist?

Vital was a typo. It was supposed to be vigal, wasn't it? That makes it so much better...

corner of hells

Pherekydes wrote: »

Procting?

Does that, like, require a qualified proctologist?

Vital was a typo. It was supposed to be vigal, wasn't it? That makes it so much better...

Any God fearing vigilante would ashamed of that post.

emeldc

This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.

Ipso

emeldc wrote: »

This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.

Looks like a Hungarian eye test.

emeldc

Ipso wrote: »

Looks like a Hungarian eye test.

One of the comments:

'Ho dit dat’

And then underneath: 'See Translation'

fullstop

Thomas Cook Fans wrote:

One of our customers cancelled a non-refundable Tenerife holiday for 4 in Aug 2019. Someone who shares by 11pm Jan 26th gets it free

165,000 shares in 8 hours. The mind ****ing boggles.

emeldc

09 touota avensis diesal

sligojoek

emeldc wrote: »

09 touota avensis diesal

Is that the car that was totaled?

PARlance

emeldc wrote: »

09 touota avensis diesal

Genuinely surprised that they managed to spell NCT correctly

Martina1991

fullstop wrote:

165,000 shares in 8 hours. The mind ****ing boggles.

This is after popping up on my timeline as well.

What company wouldn't give ya a refund on a holiday 7 months away.

Samsgirl

St Patrick's day dresses. Irders taken now and they are nearly sold out.

Discovered this and many gems on an ethnic minority buy and sell page. Hours of wonder and awe on there

emeldc

sligojoek wrote: »

Is that the car that was totaled?

No, same lad though.

sligojoek

emeldc wrote: »

No, same lad though.

How did I know?

emeldc

emeldc wrote: »

This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.

RIP the English language. There is no coming back from this

SusieBlue

"No1's business if I don't want to vacation my kids, I did my research and I believe vacationing lil ones is wrong, I'm the mam I know best so mind ur on business instead of judging me smelly busybodys"

Accompanied by an article about how vaccinations cause autism. :rolleyes:

RhubarbCrumble

"smelly busybodys". She's sounds about 10!

corner of hells

"Potter cabbin" for sale.

It's actually a Portacabin.

Bigbagofcans

corner of hells wrote: »

"Potter cabbin" for sale.

It's actually a Portacabin.

It must be a Harry Potter themed "cabbin" :P

Martina1991

SusieBlue wrote: »

Accompanied by an article about how vaccinations cause autism. :rolleyes:

Those poor children

Big Nasty

'I'm On Ruth'

robarmstrong

"sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha

marcbrophy

Aptly describes her, IMO

robarmstrong

robarmstrong wrote: »

"sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha

I acutally agree with that poster

Grande isnt a screecher granted, but her music is sh1te nonetheless

Bredabe

Big Nasty wrote: »

'I'm On Ruth'

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emeldc

Bredabe wrote: »

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En route (I think)

Big Nasty

Under a news article about the increase in demand for Irish passports:

'Theresa May has done more for the reunification of Ireland in 2 years than the Sinn Fein in 50 years. She well deserves a statue in Dublin, next to Molly Mallone's 🀣'

Chiorino

Great little runarounds those Nicaraguas.

BattleCorp

robarmstrong wrote: »

"sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha

For the life of me, I can't figure out why she does so well.

ohnonotgmail

It's a complete mystery to me as well BattleCorp. *rubs thighs*

TomSweeney

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

It's a complete mystery to me as well BattleCorp. *rubs thighs*

Thighs ?