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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #8492
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    orionm_73 wrote: »
    Won them at a wedding?.?

    Edit. Ah I think it means worn once.

    I thought they were won at a wedding too, and she trying to flog them for money!! :D


  • #8493
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Never mind that, what the hell is swad?

    Smoke Weed All Day?


  • #8494
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Never mind that, what the hell is swad?

    Smoke Weed All Day?

    You'll kick yourself...

    Suede :D


  • #8495
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hahaha yeah in retrospect...


  • #8496
    Valentina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Never mind that, what the hell is swad?

    Smoke Weed All Day?

    Suede


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  • #8497
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,916 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    I want £30 for my high heels. Size 2. I wore them once at my mum and dads wedding. They are suede. My bag I want 20 for because when you open the bag it has a zip inside and the zip is broken. You can put it together but i can't do it. It has a purse to go with it, it is sitting on top of the bag. I want these gone ASAP. Tonight if that is ok. Thanks.

    I bet you google translate couldn't figure that out.


  • #8498
    LCD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭LCD


    If people speak like they write, what chance has poor Google Alexa got??


  • #8499
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Woo-hoo! My little ladies gone to their Nanas. Date night with hubby. Sooooo excited!!!

    Nothing gets my goat more than the phrase 'Date night'. The woman in question has been married for about 10 years. He's your husband, you're not bloody 'dating' him!!!


  • #8500
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭Lisha


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Woo-hoo! My little ladies gone to their Nanas. Date night with hubby. Sooooo excited!!!

    Nothing gets my goat more than the phrase 'Date night'. The woman in question has been married for about 10 years. He's your husband, you're not bloody 'dating' him!!!

    Ffs, why does anyone want to broadcast that they will be getting jiggy later.


  • #8501
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Lisha wrote: »
    Ffs, why does anyone want to broadcast that they will be getting jiggy later.

    The 'little ladies' sleep with her and 'hubby' sleeps in the spare room. Little Lady 2 is almost 3, so I'd say it's been a few years since anyone got jiggy there!


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  • #8502
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭Lisha


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    The 'little ladies' sleep with her and 'hubby' sleeps in the spare room. Little Lady 2 is almost 3, so I'd say it's been a few years since anyone got jiggy there!

    That proves my long held suspicion that the more lovey dovey ****e and more rampantness on FB then the less action there is in real
    Life.


  • #8503
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Nothing gets my goat more than the phrase 'Date night'. The woman in question has been married for about 10 years. He's your husband, you're not bloody 'dating' him!!!

    When you've got a couple of kids on board, an adult-only night to yourselves IS like a date though.

    I mean good conversation, good food, good wine, and a damn good ride afterwards with no fcuks given as to who you might wake up :)

    ...Then go home to the other half.

    Just kidding ;)

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • #8504
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Lisha wrote: »
    Ffs, why does anyone want to broadcast that they will be getting jiggy later.

    There's an entire forum for that on Boards :p

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • #8505
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Bit late, but I've just spotted it now. Was posted last Wednesday.

    "Aw kids had a great time trickle treating earlier"

    TRICKLE treating!!! :D


  • #8506
    SirChenjin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭SirChenjin


    From a page about bad parking.
    I can't interpret it, tbh.

    No one wants dopes puttin dents in...weather its good car or not stiil stops dopes...doin it that do be ye hint jealously at times...lile nobody tell me thaty 19years old corrola gives me the entitlement to park like that...im the wanker....u callin him bigger wanker cause he more money...or likes his vechile...


  • #8507
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    SirChenjin wrote: »
    From a page about bad parking. I can't interpret it, tbh.

    No one wants dopes puttin dents in...weather its good car or not stiil stops dopes...doin it that do be ye hint jealously at times...lile nobody tell me thaty 19years old corrola gives me the entitlement to park like that...im the wanker....u callin him bigger wanker cause he more money...or likes his vechile...

    I have no issue interpreting this. I don’t know if I should be concerned.

    -

    Nobody wants dopes denting their car. Whether or not it’s a good car, dopes will dent the car. It is probably a bit of jealousy at times though. Nobody can tell me that a Toyota Corolla from 1998 is entitled to be parked like that. I’m the wanker in this situation. Are you calling him a bigger wanker because he has more money? Or because he likes his car?


  • #8508
    SirChenjin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭SirChenjin


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I have no issue interpreting this. I don’t know if I should be concerned.

    -

    Nobody wants dopes denting their car. Whether or not it’s a good car, dopes will dent the car. It is probably a bit of jealousy at times though. Nobody can tell me that a Toyota Corolla from 1998 is entitled to be parked like that. I’m the wanker in this situation. Are you calling him a bigger wanker because he has more money? Or because he likes his car?

    Aah...right...ok then :pac:


  • #8509
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Christ they have a license to drive ....


  • #8510
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    'Lads no bean covered million times but does any vintage or classic car pre 1980 have to b nct ed tanks'

    No bean :eek:


  • #8511
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    An acquaintance of mine is constantly posting up photos of her two little girls, almost on a daily basis, and what I find a little odd is what she puts under every single photo - "may god keep all evil eyes off them" - along with several crying and praying emojis. I don't know, maybe it's a traveller thing, just strikes me as a very strange/paranoid thing to say.

    Particularly as she's posting these photos on a public Facebook page where she has 2,185 friends ... thus surely maximising their exposure to said "evil eyes", for someone who's paranoid about that sort of thing?!


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  • #8512
    Working class heroes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭Working class heroes


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I have no issue interpreting this. I don’t know if I should be concerned.

    -

    Nobody wants dopes denting their car. Whether or not it’s a good car, dopes will dent the car. It is probably a bit of jealousy at times though. Nobody can tell me that a Toyota Corolla from 1998 is entitled to be parked like that. I’m the wanker in this situation. Are you calling him a bigger wanker because he has more money? Or because he likes his car?

    1999:)

    Racism is now hiding behind the cloak of Community activism.



  • #8513
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Halloween related.

    @ in Darndale giving out home made popcorn in scented nappy bags?"


  • #8514
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    Been a while but this is a pretty direct one...

    What the hell is wrong with the world!! So I get a phone call off ******** constabulary... There asking me questions I'm answering straight away then she says how old are you? 28! Are you straight bisexual lesbian or gay? Straight! What's your ethnic background? White British! Then she says are you male female or described as something else? Yeah love I'm a pink fluffy unicorn with a crocodile mouth shark fin and a otters feet. What the.... I have a pair of tits and a fanny Jesus Christ I'm female. Adam and Eve there was no Im something else!!!

    Nothing like a biblical reference to rest your case on :D


  • #8515
    OfTheMarsWongs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 926 ✭✭✭OfTheMarsWongs


    Under an article about a smoking ban in a hospital:

    “Smoke naxis everywhere now its ridiculous”


  • #8516
    Working class heroes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭Working class heroes


    OfTheMarsWongs wrote: »
    Under an article about a smoking ban in a hospital:

    “Smoke naxis everywhere now its ridiculous”

    Nazis?

    Racism is now hiding behind the cloak of Community activism.



  • #8517
    OfTheMarsWongs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 926 ✭✭✭OfTheMarsWongs


    Working class heroes wrote: »
    Nazis?

    I think so.


  • #8518
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,853 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Chris Martin wrote: »
    Been a while but this is a pretty direct one...

    What the hell is wrong with the world!! So I get a phone call off ******** constabulary... There asking me questions I'm answering straight away then she says how old are you? 28! Are you straight bisexual lesbian or gay? Straight! What's your ethnic background? White British! Then she says are you male female or described as something else? Yeah love I'm a pink fluffy unicorn with a crocodile mouth shark fin and a otters feet. What the.... I have a pair of tits and a fanny Jesus Christ I'm female. Adam and Eve there was no Im something else!!!

    Nothing like a biblical reference to rest your case on :D


    Can you see the constabulary asking those kinds of questions??? :confused:


  • #8519
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,246 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    A FB friend posted a pic of herself and her beau and one of the comments was:
    Congratulate you are so sweet here is to lot's more you guy's are playing a blender

    Apart from the apostrophes, playing a blender?


  • #8520
    Frank Grimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,481 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Apart from the apostrophes, playing a blender?
    I assume they meant playing a blinder.


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  • #8521
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,246 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Frank Grimes wrote: »
    I assume they meant playing a blinder.

    Doh! :o


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