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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 RhubarbCrumble
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 RhubarbCrumble
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 RhubarbCrumble
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    Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
    Apologies once again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,175 PopePalpatine
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    Now THAT's a dumb Facebook status. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,705 Lisha
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    emeldc wrote: »
    FYP :)

    Perfect 👌ðŸ»


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 heretothere
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    emeldc wrote: »
    FYP :)

    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 purpleisafruit
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    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?
    Fixed your post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 It wasnt me123
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    Fixed your post


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,672 thesandeman
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    Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
    Apologies once again.

    Moto G4?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    Moto G4?

    I'd say it's a G8888888


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 BattleCorp
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    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?

    Don't mind them. It means Fcuk You, Pussy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,102 kg703
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    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 purpleisafruit
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    kg703 wrote: »
    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit
    Stay away from the chips Mary ffs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 898 Schwanz
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    "I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 wexie
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    Schwanz wrote: »
    "I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."

    Couldn't have been posted by a more apt username either :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    "That woman has no compashion for a anyone i dont realy like abortion but i know ther are times when it is nesasary as everyones sitiuations are diferent and some casees ive read about latly have made me cry ive come to the conclushion that voting no doesent mean irish women wont be having abortions they will still traval away from loved ones to have this done and i dont think its an easy disition for them these wemen need to have the help and suport in ther own country so im going to vote yes as a no vote from me woud be selfish and uncaring and unconpashinate"

    Holy run-on sentences, Batman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    "Happy one year anniversary to our baby 😭♥ï¸â™¥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

    She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,603 Hotblack Desiato
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    I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 Gravelly
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    rawn wrote: »
    "Happy one year anniversary to our baby ��♥ï¸♥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

    She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.

    People who refer to their pets as their babies are a little bit sad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    "Guy: What school you went to
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: You look for meal you
    Girl: I Look What?
    Guy: You look for meal your
    Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
    Guy: You look like i no you damn "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 Lady Haywire
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    rawn wrote: »
    "Guy: What school you went to
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: You look for meal you
    Girl: I Look What?
    Guy: You look for meal your
    Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
    Guy: You look like i no you damn "

    Sweet mother of phonetic Jesus!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!


    No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB! My ex's youngest brother was about 10 and his parents wouldn't let him have a FB page so he asked could he set one up for their dog. He friended loads of his siblings friends and for a while every so often a friend would post a picture of their own dog and he would respond "nice" or "hi doggy" from his dogs FB. It was very cute :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 Hector Savage
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    kg703 wrote: »
    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit

    Gold!

    Has to be a wind up !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 aoh
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    rawn wrote: »
    No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB!

    I used to be friends with my nephews hedgehog - until Kurt McPricklesworth died :-(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 Guy:Incognito
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    The missus just showed me a post from someone looking to reunite someone with a bank card and drivers licence they found.

    If only they had some way of getting the persons address they could send them to them...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 Jerichoholic
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    Did these people ever hear of a school?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 WHIP IT!
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    Today, on Weddings Group wankerism...

    "Just looking for options or to know what you did at your wedding
    I have a toddler and just looking for ideas as to who could help us mind her at our wedding. Suggestions greatly appreciated!!!!"

    Eh.... What??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 corner of hells
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    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    Today, on Weddings Group wankerism

    I'm pissin myself laughing at this sentence.


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