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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
Apologies once again.

PopePalpatine

Now THAT's a dumb Facebook status.

Lisha

emeldc wrote: »

FYP

Perfect ðŸ‘ŒðŸ»

heretothere

emeldc wrote: »

FYP

Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?

purpleisafruit

heretothere wrote: »

Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?

Fixed your post

It wasnt me123

Fixed your post

thesandeman

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
Apologies once again.

Moto G4?

kunst nugget

thesandeman wrote: »

Moto G4?

I'd say it's a G8888888

BattleCorp

heretothere wrote: »

Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?

Don't mind them. It means Fcuk You, Pussy.

kg703

On a post about the 8th:

Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit

purpleisafruit

kg703 wrote: »

On a post about the 8th:

Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit

Stay away from the chips Mary ffs!

Schwanz

"I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."

wexie

Schwanz wrote: »

"I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."

Couldn't have been posted by a more apt username either

rawn

"That woman has no compashion for a anyone i dont realy like abortion but i know ther are times when it is nesasary as everyones sitiuations are diferent and some casees ive read about latly have made me cry ive come to the conclushion that voting no doesent mean irish women wont be having abortions they will still traval away from loved ones to have this done and i dont think its an easy disition for them these wemen need to have the help and suport in ther own country so im going to vote yes as a no vote from me woud be selfish and uncaring and unconpashinate"

Holy run-on sentences, Batman.

rawn

"Happy one year anniversary to our baby ðŸ˜â™¥ï¸â™¥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.

Hotblack Desiato

I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!

Gravelly

rawn wrote: »

"Happy one year anniversary to our baby &#55357;&#56877;♥ï¸♥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.

People who refer to their pets as their babies are a little bit sad.

rawn

"Guy: What school you went to
Girl: Why?
Guy: You look for meal you
Girl: I Look What?
Guy: You look for meal your
Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
Guy: You look like i no you damn "

Lady Haywire

rawn wrote: »

"Guy: What school you went to
Girl: Why?
Guy: You look for meal you
Girl: I Look What?
Guy: You look for meal your
Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
Guy: You look like i no you damn "

Sweet mother of phonetic Jesus!:pac:

rawn

Hotblack Desiato wrote:

I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!

No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB! My ex's youngest brother was about 10 and his parents wouldn't let him have a FB page so he asked could he set one up for their dog. He friended loads of his siblings friends and for a while every so often a friend would post a picture of their own dog and he would respond "nice" or "hi doggy" from his dogs FB. It was very cute

Hector Savage

kg703 wrote: »

On a post about the 8th:

Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit

Gold!

Has to be a wind up !!

aoh

rawn wrote: »

No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB!

I used to be friends with my nephews hedgehog - until Kurt McPricklesworth died :-(

Guy:Incognito

The missus just showed me a post from someone looking to reunite someone with a bank card and drivers licence they found.

If only they had some way of getting the persons address they could send them to them...........

Jerichoholic

Did these people ever hear of a school?

WHIP IT!

Today, on Weddings Group wankerism...

"Just looking for options or to know what you did at your wedding
I have a toddler and just looking for ideas as to who could help us mind her at our wedding. Suggestions greatly appreciated!!!!"

Eh.... What??

corner of hells

WHIP IT! wrote: »

Today, on Weddings Group wankerism

I'm pissin myself laughing at this sentence.