Sex party, have you ever been?

demanufactured wrote: »

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

That aimed at me amigo?? Nothing wrong with a game of golf, plenty of world class courses in this country, and very affordable to play compared to the rest of the world. Certainly a more healthy pursuit than sitting inside pretending to be a dragon slayer on the xbox before watching porn while beating the cock off yourself like it owed you money....

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

The women would be laughing at the likes of you. Like a bad caricature a gropey perve and ogler to be avoided at all costs. With the conversation skills and intellect of a bluebottle.

Talking about gashes and minges and flutes and sucking me knob at 50 odd

It’s hilarious .

You could just not keep a straight face.

Every office has one!

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

It’s like a ham & cheese party

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

Dya mind me asking what the fūck an AVB ais? Sounds like a disease or something.
Anyhow I’m not off riding prossies. Don’t see much wrong with Pintman doing t though. Might be keepin the marriage together. Right shower of moralising types heee. You’d swear they never got a dose of the horn after a rattle of porter and fancied a go on a new fanny.

johnnyflash

do ya use tinder and plenty of fish.

i defo think you should set up a blog

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I reckon these burds would be after such a right good seeing to, they would forego being paid.

There isnt a prozzie in the world that could pass up on 23 seconds of a chubby* balding* sweating grunting Johnny Flash pounding away like a kango, hammering the lucky victim lady into hitherto inexperienced levels of orgasmic ecstasy. They might as well retire there and then, everything will pale in comparison to this one night, their apogee of carnal pleasure.

No offence mate, but you come across as a dude who hasn’t had the pleasure of a good ride in a long time. Might be playing it up in your head at this stage. Performance anxiety we all get. Suggest you stop putting women up on a pedestal, be yourself, and stop trying to be a knight in shining armour. You can have that advice for nout.

This is the best thread I've seen here in years.

professore wrote: »

The moral majority types are the ones that will say "I don't normally do this" a few times a month, unlike our friend Paddy. You wouldn't believe the women that come on to you in the pub, the ones you would least expect... Or the married guys banging other women, male feminist types are the worst.

I just find it hilarious how personally some are talking the antics (or idea of the antics if you prefer) of the 2 boys. Here I thought we'd moved on from the narrow definition of sex in this country.

Also, as I'm sure any of the ladies here would attest to, the internet dating world is full of guys like Paddy and Johnny - and equally there's plenty of attached/married women - all looking for a good time.

There's any number of reasons why too but it's usually something lacking at home. It's easy to say "well just leave then!" but maybe not so much if you have a couple of kids, a mortgage and a tight budget. Ideally of course you'd work on the problem with your partner, but what if they don't want to? What if the current state of affairs suits their needs just fine?

My point is that relationships and sex aren't something you can throw a one-for-all answer at, and unless you know the full details of what's going on, then maybe don't be so quick to throw stones.