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Sex party, have you ever been?

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I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

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demanufactured

Thread of the year... And it's only February.

gerrybbadd

This thread made my weekend!

A dose of the horn no less!:D

JohnnyFlash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

Dya mind me asking what the fūck an AVB ais? Sounds like a disease or something.
Anyhow I’m not off riding prossies. Don’t see much wrong with Pintman doing t though. Might be keepin the marriage together. Right shower of moralising types heee. You’d swear they never got a dose of the horn after a rattle of porter and fancied a go on a new fanny.

_Kaiser_

Deleted User wrote: »

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

Oh dear god, don't go there... you'll summon him like Candyman

This thread is at least entertaining - not just the exploits of the 2 lads (which as I said before are actually fairly plausible) but the outraged, almost personally-offended, responses to the idea from some posters.

That other lad though wasn't funny to begin with and even less so the more the shtick is repeated.

[Deleted User]

Specialun wrote: »

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

There is an energy and comedy to his posts that is reminiscent of AVB.

aidoh

Will someone please go to this and give us minute-to-minute updates?

It has the potential to be like the 'safe in the shed' thread all over again.

Yeah. Like a weird, gross version of that.

demanufactured

Hector Diaz wrote: »

<snip: quoting posts from PI is a distinct no-no...>

Haaaa

BalcombeSt4

Why can't we organize a sex party here on AH's & we can PM anyone who wants to go the location? ??

I can go for a good 7 & a half minutes if there is any virgins out there ? And I can bring Benzo's if anyone wants.

Brendan Bendar

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

It’s like a ham & cheese party

Bambi985

I assume the folks still replying to this moron still haven't clocked that "johnnyFlash" and "pintmanpaddylosty" are the same guy? exact same posting style with the durrrty verbose and jerking each other off for about half the thread now. sounds like quite the "hero" indeed

anewme

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

The women would be laughing at the likes of you. Like a bad caricature a gropey perve and ogler to be avoided at all costs. With the conversation skills and intellect of a bluebottle.

Talking about gashes and minges and flutes and sucking me knob at 50 odd

It’s hilarious .

You could just not keep a straight face.

Every office has one!

demanufactured

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That aimed at me amigo?? Nothing wrong with a game of golf, plenty of world class courses in this country, and very affordable to play compared to the rest of the world. Certainly a more healthy pursuit than sitting inside pretending to be a dragon slayer on the xbox before watching porn while beating the cock off yourself like it owed you money....

Nice comeback hombre... But does not describe me.

JohnnyFlash

demanufactured wrote: »

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

That aimed at me amigo?? Nothing wrong with a game of golf, plenty of world class courses in this country, and very affordable to play compared to the rest of the world. Certainly a more healthy pursuit than sitting inside pretending to be a dragon slayer on the xbox before watching porn while beating the cock off yourself like it owed you money....

[Deleted User]

Specialun wrote: »

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

there needs to be some sort of sitcom or something made about this brand of unmerciful bollocks. It's priceless!

Specialun

think johnnyflash might be my new favourite poster...reminds me of the caravan club episode of the inbetweeners

demanufactured

RubyGlee wrote: »

This thread is so funny but the thoughts of a sex party with middle aged golfer types....eeeww,

Balding middle aged lads, who drive an 07 lexus who think they are the dogs bollix... Probably work as a sales rep, belly hanging out over the belt and slacks... Stink of stale fags and lynx Africa..... Yup.... That's them..

[Deleted User]

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

funniest sentence ever written on boards!!

RubyGlee

This thread is so funny but the thoughts of a sex party with middle aged golfer types....eeeww,

JohnnyFlash

listermint wrote: »

Been around the world buddy and back again. And with the verbage on display there sounds like you wouldn't know how to chat to any lady.

Don’t know what your travels around the world have to do with anything to be honest, pal. Let me assure you that I know how to chat to the more dangerous sex. Buy them a drink, tell a few jokes, be yourself, flirt a little, don’t be too meek. Women hate those lads who think they really understand women and what they want. They don’t. There’s loads of chicks who are just looking for a good girthy flute with a bit of staying power of a Saturday night, and not some long winded aul discussion about sexual politics and equal rights :pac:

listermint

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Wouldn’t get too worried mate. No offense, but some of the lads around here wouldn’t know what to do if there was a gooter staring them in the face. Some of them would probably try and swipe a credit card through it so they could buy a new computer game. :eek:

Brought the two young lads to the races today. Fine bit of skirt there. One of the young lads has a right eye for the women, the tongue was hanging out of the little fücker, like a Jack Russell in heat. Bit of a jack the lad I’d say. Will be breaking hearts and mattresses like his auld lad! :cool:

Been around the world buddy and back again. And with the verbage on display there sounds like you wouldn't know how to chat to any lady.

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.

Wouldn’t get too worried mate. No offense, but some of the lads around here wouldn’t know what to do if there was a gooter staring them in the face. Some of them would probably try and swipe a credit card through it so they could buy a new computer game. :eek:

Brought the two young lads to the races today. Fine bit of skirt there. One of the young lads has a right eye for the women, the tongue was hanging out of the little fücker, like a Jack Russell in heat. Bit of a jack the lad I’d say. Will be breaking hearts and mattresses like his auld lad! :cool:

coleslaw

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/masquerade-mask-encounter-dublins-second-event-tickets-42217320141

thats where the hole in the wall pub is,foods nice if your feeling peckish

AttentionBebe

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex

Chrongen

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

It's a party. Lots of sex. Sex party. The fact that we look after the girls for it is irrelevant. Anyway. I don't care. I get my ballsack licked by a young one at least twice a year. That keeps me happy.

A sex party involves women who aren't prostitutes.

listermint

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

You'll have to point out what part of what I said you find so unbelievable?

Have you ever been on a golfing trip, stag party or lads holiday?

I have of course and you can always spot the loolaa who thinks he is Jack the lad but everyone is talking about him as soon as he exits the room.

Usually he's the fella in the middle of the pub telling everyone about his exploits mostly made up all the time ballooning his own ego

No one wants to share a room with him for fear of catching edgitery off him.

Standard fare I've been on many stags and gigs away.

_Dara_

I can’t see the appeal of orgies. In our mind’s eye, everyone in attendance would be a supermodel but the reality would be way different, I imagine.

ken.51

BoroMan32 wrote: »

Coming might be the problem, not going.

ha ha,

badboyblast

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.

Dirty and sinfull, you sound like the Catholic church now !!

You're a gas man

Galwayguy35

Crea wrote: »

Didn't Vogue Wiiliams do a program on sex parties a few years ago? Looked pretty grim tbh.

It probably only got grim when she showed up.

Pintman Paddy Losty

badboyblast wrote: »

We actually head away to events , gigs, on the piss , etc like in Amsterdam , blowing 50 euros on some infested pro would be the last thing we would do , been going to Amsterdam for donkeys years and riding a whore is the last thing to enter our minds but each to their own , just giving you my side of things .. believe what you like

Very interesting to note the type of language used here.

Often the people who will present themselves as virtuous are far from it. They view sex as something dirty and sinful.

infested pro....whore...

I wonder which side of things is the healthier outlook.