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Naughty things you do

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    #92
    railer201
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Spider Web wrote: »
    I eat After Eights before 8. :eek:

    I take out the USB key without doing the thing first. :eek: :eek:

    I use kitchen bleach spray... in the bathroom!!!

    And I sometimes don't put a coaster under a lukewarm beverage too!

    No worries - it doesn't specify AM or PM on the box.


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    #93
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    xzanti wrote: »
    As a mother who brings her young child to the local swimming pool regularly, people like you make me sick. I'm assuming you're a grown adult.

    Cop on to yourself.

    Urine is good for the skin. So I am in fact doing a public service.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2916607/Is-URINE-secret-flawless-complexion.html


    http://www.w24.co.za/Beauty/Skin/would-you-rub-wee-on-your-face-for-better-skin-20161005


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    #94
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    I ran my last diesel car on home heating oil for two years as I could buy it over the border for 44p per litre.


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    #95
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?

    I CAST THEE OUT!

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    #96
    T-Maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,136 ✭✭✭T-Maxx


    xzanti wrote:
    As a mother who brings her young child to the local swimming pool regularly, people like you make me sick. I'm assuming you're a grown adult.

    xzanti wrote:
    Cop on to yourself.


    Like kids don't pee in the pool?


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    #97
    Spider Web
    Closed Accounts Posts: 386 ✭✭Spider Web


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    I occasionally use a babywipe after a poo. I know it's bad and tough on the sewerage system but what's an occasional wipe every couple of weeks as a treat?
    You can buy flushable bum wipes though. The ones in Aldi are Saxon Soft & Fresh. And they really are.


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    #98
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Im on a diet, spend too much on coffee and I'm not allowed a motorbike so,


    When I do the weekly shop I get cash back and blow it on a whopper meal and a nice coffee from Costa while reading a magazine about motorbikes.

    That's as naughty as I get.


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    #99
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Spider Web wrote: »
    I sign off with "regards" instead of "kind regards" or "best regards" as a form of defiance. :eek:
    alberto67 wrote: »
    I sign off with "regardless".
    Candie wrote: »
    Sometimes I sign off with 'Sincerely', when I'm not sincere at all.

    If I'm annoyed with someone they go last on the address list......that feckin' learns them!


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    #100
    con___manx1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    If i caught anyone doing that id accidentally break there nose.


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    #101
    Billy Reid
    Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭Billy Reid


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    If i caught anyone doing that id accidentally break there nose.

    +1


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    #102
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    If i caught anyone doing that id accidentally break there nose.

    I break people's noses for their inability to use 'they're', 'there' and 'their' correctly.


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    #103
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    kind of ironic but if I saw some one damage my car like ray is saying he does I would damage theirs back. if it was a very discrete place I would break their window or lights.
    serves them right for damaging my car. ironic I know but fair


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    #104
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,520 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    I never pay for parking in my local Dunnes.


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    #105
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    If i caught anyone doing that id accidentally break there nose.

    Neither would I.


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    #106
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,190 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    MissMayo wrote: »
    I eat dinner while sitting on my sofa instead of at the dinner table.

    While doing the above mentioned act, instead of using a dinner tray with the bean bag part underneath (which I have in the spare room), I instead choose to rest my plate on my husbands duck pillow pet, or a microwavable aromatherapy oat-filled sheep cushion.

    What language is this? I recognise the sentence structure but none of the words.


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    #107
    Phoenix Wright
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Phoenix Wright


    Jobs OXO wrote:
    I break people's noses for their inability to use 'they're', 'there' and 'their'

    That sounds a little like me, except that I flick the ears of those that confuse 'your' and 'you're'. Unfortunately, I have been forced to flick countless ears.


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    #108
    alberto67
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭alberto67


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    If i caught anyone doing that id accidentally break there nose.


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I break people's noses for their inability to use 'they're', 'there' and 'their' correctly.


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057777127


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    #109
    ...And Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    I pull the wire off my self on a Saturday morning before anyone gets up. Especially before yer one with the CLOSED GEE gets up.


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    #110
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,299 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When I used get buses I used sit on the outside seat so it would be awkward to sit beside me!


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    #111
    Phoenix Wright
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Phoenix Wright


    I don't do anything particular naughty currently, but when I was eight, I intentionally wore the same pair of underpants for six weeks running. Each time I went for a bath, I would subtly take my underpants right back out of the wash basket. I can't remember my reasoning, I just really liked them. They were navy with a walkie-talkie logo at the front, I thought they were class.


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    #112
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    When I used get buses I used sit on the outside seat so it would be awkward to sit beside me!

    Diabolical! ;)


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    #113
    Will I Am Not
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    I travelled 25 miles today just to get a box of donuts in Offbeat.


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    #114
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Sometimes I piss in the shower, even when I'm not having a shower.


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    #115
    alchemist33
    Registered Users Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    RayM wrote: »
    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

    Well, okay then, if that's the way we're playing it.



    You mean nothing to me.


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    #116
    sjb25
    Registered Users Posts: 3,377 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Sometimes I piss in the shower, even when I'm not having a shower.

    .


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    #117
    NinetyTwoTeam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭NinetyTwoTeam


    I'm sorta with Ray on the car thing, it's illegal and ignorant and dangerous to park on footpaths. I don't damage them though I just hock massive loogeys on the driver's side window or door handle.

    Love all the hard cases talking about the bodily harm they'd do. If you're so precious about your car then park where you're supposed to. And btw you'll do fookin nuttin!


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    #118
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    I am hardly ever naughty. So law abiding you wouldn't believe it. But I was very naughty once. Man I was living with was a prick. Once he told me he was going away for the weekend on a stag. Meant to go Fri after work but went Thurs. I text him several times Thurs night wanting to know where he was and he didn't answer me till nearly midnight. Told me he wouldn't be back till Monday lunch time. When I complained he said suck it up.

    Anyway Monday morning I posted his laptop and his charger in a box to his brother's house in England. He didn't get it back till following Wednesday. When he went mad I said suck it up. I thought he was going to get physically violent with me but he didn't.

    That was a bitch thing to do but in ways it was the best week of my life.


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    #119
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    clairewithani wrote: »
    I am hardly ever naughty. So law abiding you wouldn't believe it. But I was very naughty once. Man I was living with was a prick. Once he told me he was going away for the weekend on a stag. Meant to go Fri after work but went Thurs. I text him several times Thurs night wanting to know where he was and he didn't answer me till nearly midnight. Told me he wouldn't be back till Monday lunch time. When I complained he said suck it up.

    Anyway Monday morning I posted his laptop and his charger in a box to his brother's house in England. He didn't get it back till following Wednesday. When he went mad I said suck it up. I thought he was going to get physically violent with me but he didn't.

    That was a bitch thing to do but in ways it was the best week of my life.

    Wow ! cuckoo....


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    #120
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Wow ! cuckoo....

    Cuckoo???


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    #121
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,190 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    What a bizarre thing to do. It must have cost a fortune in postage apart from everything else.


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