Do you know anyone who brags about their fighting skills?

Wanderer2010 · 19-08-2017 2:38pm #1

I have a friend who, without exception, whenever there is a piece on the news about a burglary or violent incident, steps up to proclaim how "I would have knocked that guy out in 2 seconds, tortured him then throw him in a vat of acid no bother it would be nothing to me" when in reality I feel that people who brag about their Tekken fighting skills are just showing bravado.

I know people who have some serious martial arts skills but you would never know as they don't talk about it or brag. Has anyone else got that one friend who is all bluster and in reality would probably start crying if faced with a fight?!

Neon_Lights · 19-08-2017 2:41pm

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

Barry Badrinath · 19-08-2017 2:44pm

Usually the ones talking crap are weak as puppy sh1t and would fold like wet cardboard if anything kicked off.

I'd batter dem ones like a Cod if dey even luked at me the wrong way.

mloc123 · 19-08-2017 2:45pm

Neon_Lights wrote: »

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

Does it pay well?

timthumbni · 19-08-2017 2:46pm

****e in a bucket........

ArchXStanton · 19-08-2017 2:47pm

No matter how hard they claim to be there is always someone bigger and better than them..

timthumbni · 19-08-2017 2:50pm

ArchXStanton wrote: »

No matter how hard they claim to be there is always someone bigger and better than them..

Indeed arch. That's why I like to carry a six shooter and call out lee van cleef at a graveyard.....

I like the username btw..... they don't make films like that anymore....

PCeeeee · 19-08-2017 2:51pm

Connor McGregor

Los Lobos · 19-08-2017 2:53pm

I have,you know, like numchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

Jimbob1977 · 19-08-2017 2:53pm

Napoleon Dynamite

McDermotX · 19-08-2017 3:00pm

Come at me bro !

Neon_Lights · 19-08-2017 3:19pm

mloc123 wrote: »

Does it pay well?

Pays a bag o cans and a chipper every night haw haw haw

osarusan · 19-08-2017 3:54pm

Neon_Lights wrote: »

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

I am the mad bastard he works full time for.

A right mad bastard I am.

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-08-2017 4:10pm

I'm the hardiest man in the town

Esel · 19-08-2017 4:20pm

I know karate, ju-jitsu, and aikido - and a few other Japanese words.

D3V!L · 19-08-2017 4:26pm

I know a lad from Crumlin that's always bragging about his fighting skills. Jumped up little sh!te.

Vinculus · 19-08-2017 4:34pm

Do ya want your go bud ?
I'll bate the bleeden head off you!

Neon_Lights · 19-08-2017 4:38pm

D3V!L wrote: »

I know a lad from Crumlin that's always bragging about his fighting skills. Jumped up little sh!te.

Fintan O'Toole seems to have that effect

19-08-2017 4:47pm

Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

Neon_Lights · 19-08-2017 4:49pm

My Ma is better than your ma

19-08-2017 4:53pm

Go wan ouwwa dat, Id lave ye drinkin yer blood

( runs...)

Neon_Lights · 19-08-2017 4:55pm

Jake1 wrote: »

Go wan ouwwa dat, Id lave ye drinkin yer blood

( runs...)

You come across as the type of person who enjoys eating polo biscuits, that's sick man

19-08-2017 4:57pm

Neon_Lights wrote: »

My Ma is better than your ma

Thats what the squad say anyway....

kylith · 19-08-2017 5:06pm

Just one, and TBH I'd believe him cos he's a fcking nutter. He's not an 'I'm so hard, I'd batter him' type, more an 'I'd go in there, fists everywhere, gouging, biting, and generally fighting like a rabid animal'.