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Naughty things you do

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  • 20-08-2017 12:50pm
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    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?


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    Skihunta13
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭Skihunta13


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?

    You are a disgusting animal!


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I'm inclined to accidentally whack my elbow off the chin of anybody I notice deliberately peeing in the pool. Naughty I know, but I can never resist.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?

    I hunt down, torture then kill people who pee in swimming pools.

    Unorthodox I know, but what can I say? We all have our foibles.


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    Skihunta13
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭Skihunta13


    Cancelling my swimming pool membership.


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    #6
    Old Perry
    Registered Users Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭Old Perry


    Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?

    I think getting off on you and others swimming in your piss is more of a degenerate fetish than a naughty foible.


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.


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    pjohnson
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    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    This is such a prick thing to do.


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    super_furry
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    Old Perry wrote: »
    Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.

    Are we talking nice biscuits or Nice biscuits here?


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    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    As was pointed out to you the last time you boasted about this, that's not naughty, it's criminal damage. And it makes you even more of a prick than the pricks who park on pavements.


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    sentient_6
    Registered Users Posts: 2,780 ✭✭✭sentient_6


    This thread is going to go well.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    That'll beyond naughty. One inconsiderate idiot damaging the property of another is just senseless vandalism.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    That's not right either. That's just vandalism


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    [Deleted User]
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?

    'Naughty ways'. 'Little foible'. Vomit


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    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,183 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    sentient_6 wrote: »
    This thread is going to go well.

    What might have been humorous goes south fast when gobsh*ts start boasting over breaking the law.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

    What are your naughty ways ?
    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    I give a bottle of vodka to homeless people if they kill a kitten while I film it.

    Just continuing the downward trend...


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    #18
    alberto67
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭alberto67


    - Posting in AH without telling anyone.

    - Drinking sparkling water instead of still.


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    pjohnson wrote: »
    This is such a prick thing to do.
    maudgonner wrote: »
    As was pointed out to you the last time you boasted about this, that's not naughty, it's criminal damage. And it makes you even more of a prick than the pricks who park on pavements.
    Winston Gorgeous Shelf wrote: »
    That'll beyond naughty. One inconsiderate idiot damaging the property of another is just senseless vandalism.
    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    That's not right either. That's just vandalism
    pjohnson wrote: »
    What might have been humorous goes south fast when gobsh*ts start boasting over breaking the law.

    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.


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    The_Valeyard
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    RayM wrote: »
    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I had killed him while his family watched.

    All part of your communist manifesto I supoose


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    hawkwind23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭hawkwind23


    Naughtiest thing i ever did was run through a wheat field


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    All part of your communist manifesto I supoose

    Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    RayM wrote: »
    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

    I think you are confusing a fleeting passing disgust with outrage.


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    RayM wrote: »
    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

    Because who the **** are you to go around damaging other peoples property?

    How would you feel if i kicked the legs from under you every time you crossed the road some where other than a pedestrian crossing?


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Because who the **** are you to go around damaging other peoples property?

    I'm just some innocent guy, trying to innocently squeeze past an illegally-parked car. Innocently, like.


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    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,183 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    RayM wrote: »
    Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.

    I suppose the ignorant cant help their mental deficits. We shouldnt judge you just sympathise with you.


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    Spider Web
    Closed Accounts Posts: 386 ✭✭Spider Web


    I eat After Eights before 8. :eek:

    I take out the USB key without doing the thing first. :eek: :eek:

    I use kitchen bleach spray... in the bathroom!!!

    And I sometimes don't put a coaster under a lukewarm beverage too!


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    RayM wrote: »
    I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

    2 of my cars were keyed several times by some base degenerate because somebody thought I was parked where I shouldn't have been. Both times I was parked on a public road. Scummy thing to do, and I hope the karma is 10 fold...


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    #29
    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,183 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    RayM wrote: »
    I'm just some innocent guy, trying to innocently squeeze past an illegally-parked car. Innocently, like.

    Be a shame if someone innocently injured someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently like.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    RayM wrote: »
    Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.

    Your story would be better and incur more outrage if you could happen to be a cyclist while damaging cars.


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Spider Web wrote: »
    I eat After Eights before 8. :eek:

    What kind of animal comes along and ruins a perfectly nice thread with a sick admission like that?


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