Naughty things you do

Jobs OXO

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

Skihunta13

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

You are a disgusting animal!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I'm inclined to accidentally whack my elbow off the chin of anybody I notice deliberately peeing in the pool. Naughty I know, but I can never resist.

Jobs OXO

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

I hunt down, torture then kill people who pee in swimming pools.

Unorthodox I know, but what can I say? We all have our foibles.

Skihunta13

Cancelling my swimming pool membership.

Old Perry

Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.

PirateShampoo

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

I think getting off on you and others swimming in your piss is more of a degenerate fetish than a naughty foible.

RayM

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

pjohnson

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

This is such a prick thing to do.

super_furry

Old Perry wrote: »

Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.

Are we talking nice biscuits or Nice biscuits here?

maudgonner

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

As was pointed out to you the last time you boasted about this, that's not naughty, it's criminal damage. And it makes you even more of a prick than the pricks who park on pavements.

sentient_6

This thread is going to go well.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

That'll beyond naughty. One inconsiderate idiot damaging the property of another is just senseless vandalism.

The_Valeyard

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

That's not right either. That's just vandalism

Jobs OXO

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

'Naughty ways'. 'Little foible'. Vomit

pjohnson

sentient_6 wrote: »

This thread is going to go well.

What might have been humorous goes south fast when gobsh*ts start boasting over breaking the law.

Jobs OXO

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

I give a bottle of vodka to homeless people if they kill a kitten while I film it.

Just continuing the downward trend...

alberto67

- Posting in AH without telling anyone.

- Drinking sparkling water instead of still.

RayM

pjohnson wrote: »

This is such a prick thing to do.

maudgonner wrote: »

As was pointed out to you the last time you boasted about this, that's not naughty, it's criminal damage. And it makes you even more of a prick than the pricks who park on pavements.

Winston Gorgeous Shelf wrote: »

That'll beyond naughty. One inconsiderate idiot damaging the property of another is just senseless vandalism.

The_Valeyard wrote: »

That's not right either. That's just vandalism

pjohnson wrote: »

What might have been humorous goes south fast when gobsh*ts start boasting over breaking the law.

I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

The_Valeyard

RayM wrote: »

I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I had killed him while his family watched.

All part of your communist manifesto I supoose

hawkwind23

Naughtiest thing i ever did was run through a wheat field

RayM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

All part of your communist manifesto I supoose

Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

RayM wrote: »

I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

I think you are confusing a fleeting passing disgust with outrage.

PirateShampoo

RayM wrote: »

I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

Because who the **** are you to go around damaging other peoples property?

How would you feel if i kicked the legs from under you every time you crossed the road some where other than a pedestrian crossing?

RayM

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Because who the **** are you to go around damaging other peoples property?

I'm just some innocent guy, trying to innocently squeeze past an illegally-parked car. Innocently, like.

pjohnson

RayM wrote: »

Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.

I suppose the ignorant cant help their mental deficits. We shouldnt judge you just sympathise with you.

Spider Web

I eat After Eights before 8. :eek:

I take out the USB key without doing the thing first. :eek: :eek:

I use kitchen bleach spray... in the bathroom!!!

And I sometimes don't put a coaster under a lukewarm beverage too!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

RayM wrote: »

I love how angry people on here get about it. A stranger claiming to have accidentally damaged another stranger's car. You'd all get less outraged if I admitted to killing him while his family watched.

2 of my cars were keyed several times by some base degenerate because somebody thought I was parked where I shouldn't have been. Both times I was parked on a public road. Scummy thing to do, and I hope the karma is 10 fold...

pjohnson

RayM wrote: »

I'm just some innocent guy, trying to innocently squeeze past an illegally-parked car. Innocently, like.

Be a shame if someone innocently injured someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently like.

The_Valeyard

RayM wrote: »

Look, I can't help it if my elbows are a bit clumsy sometimes.

Your story would be better and incur more outrage if you could happen to be a cyclist while damaging cars.

RayM

Spider Web wrote: »

I eat After Eights before 8. :eek:

What kind of animal comes along and ruins a perfectly nice thread with a sick admission like that?

Foweva Awone

Deleted User wrote: »

I give a bottle of vodka to homeless people if they kill a kitten while I film it.

Just continuing the downward trend...

Actually on that note, remember that homeless guy who died outside the Dail a couple of years back?

I gave him a tenner a few hours beforehand ... always felt a bit guilty about that.

Are Am Eye

Sometimes I don't leave feedback for stuff I bought on ebay.

RayM

RayM wrote: »

I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

I don't believe for one minute that you do this.

shaunr68

pjohnson wrote: »

This is such a prick thing to do.

It is, they should park more considerately. The pricks.

RayM

pjohnson wrote: »

Be a shame if someone innocently injured someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently like.

Oh yeah? It'd also be a shame if someone innocently killed someone innocently injuring someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently, like.

pjohnson

shaunr68 wrote: »

It is, they should park more considerately. The pricks.

Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

Rumpy Pumpy

I report people I suspect of social welfare fraud to the relevant authority. Get huge satisfaction from it. Almost a hobby of mine at this stage.

shaunr68

pjohnson wrote: »

Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

Well my comment was more in jest, I would't commit criminal damage personally, but I have on occasion whacked the wing mirror back on particularly badly parked cars, just to make a point. However I have often seen cars parked in such a way that mothers (or indeed fathers) pushing prams would have no option than to walk out into the road. Now *that* is prickish, inconsiderate behaviour.

I open the Batch loaf at both ends, so I can get the heels before my other half

fullstop

RayM wrote: »

Look, I can't help it I'm a **** sometimes.

FYP

maudgonner

pjohnson wrote: »

Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

Parking on a path is a rotten thing to do because not everyone can easily get around it. The elderly, people with disabilities etc. It can also damage kerbs. And anyway, paths are meant for people walking, not cars. The lazy slobs are the drivers who won't walk from a carpark to wherever they're going.

But that's still not an excuse for maliciously damaging the cars.

bee06

Jake1 wrote: »

I open the Batch loaf at both ends, so I can get the heels before my other half

You eat the heels! Now that's shocking.

ThisRegard

pjohnson wrote: »

Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

I once pointed out the irony of someone calling someone lazy because they wouldn't walk around a car parked on a footpath because the owner was too lazy to park in a parking space and walk a few metres further as a result.

Teyla Emmagan

I abhor the word "naughty".

Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.

RayM

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't believe for one minute that you do this.

I did it once (to a 4x4, parked on an unlit road with a very narrow pavement) but it was genuinely an accident. I mean, I elbowed the mirror deliberately, but it was supposed to fold back inwards, not fall to the ground. I just love retelling the story here because it makes people so irrationally angry.

maudgonner

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I abhor the word "naughty".

Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.

That would be very naughty of you...

The_Valeyard

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I abhor the word "naughty".

Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.

When you have children certain words begin to sound creepy.

shaunr68

On a lighter note, my personal admission of utter debauchery is that I don't bathe on Saturdays. 48 hours of being slightly and increasingly grubby because it's the weekend and I can't be arsed. I wonder whether I could manage until Monday? :eek:

McMurphy

Sometimes, if I sprinkle when I tinkle, I don't be that much of a sweetie by walking away and forgetting to wipe the seatie.

Stigura

Old Perry wrote: »

Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.

You complete and utter bastard! :mad: It was you, was it?!