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Naughty things you do

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    #182
    Capt'n Midnight
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    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die


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    #183
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory.
    I tried this but was so shocked by the lifeguard shouting that I almost fell in.


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    #184
    Capt'n Midnight
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    super_furry wrote: »
    Are we talking nice biscuits or Nice biscuits here?
    Nice biscuits of course.


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    #185
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,002 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

    I prefer the Weird Al version:

    "I shot a man in Nepal just to watch him reincarnate."

    Not your ornery onager



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    #186
    bodhrandude
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    hawkwind23 wrote: »
    Naughtiest thing i ever did was run through a wheat field

    Were you naked at the time, just thinking Hawkwind fan and all that. :D:D:D

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    #187
    AndrewJRenko
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I tried this but was so shocked by the lifeguard shouting that I almost fell in.

    My GP told me that I had to stop masturbating. I said "Why, doctor?". He said "Because I'm trying to examine you".


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    #188
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,225 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    Are you in America? :rolleyes:
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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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