Naughty things you do

Sweetemotion · 20-08-2017 3:04pm

When I fart, I occasionally blame the dog.

Richard Hillman · 20-08-2017 3:15pm

I occasionally use a babywipe after a poo. I know it's bad and tough on the sewerage system but what's an occasional wipe every couple of weeks as a treat?

lazybones32 · 20-08-2017 3:16pm

Being naughty is for kids. I'm bad (not like MJ).

Foweva Awone · 20-08-2017 3:22pm

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I occasionally use a babywipe after a poo. I know it's bad and tough on the sewerage system but what's an occasional wipe every couple of weeks as a treat?

Would you not just bin it though? Rather than flushing.

lazybones32 · 20-08-2017 3:23pm

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I abhor the word "naughty".

Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.

And here we have a reader, and practitioner of, 50 Shades of Grey.

ToddyDoody · 20-08-2017 3:25pm

I can never be bothered disposing of my electrical waste proper. I've thrown coffee macines, dvd players, phones etc in the normal waste bin / over the ditch.

Stigura · 20-08-2017 3:25pm

" I've been very naughty and need to be punished. " She murmured. Biting her lip and casting her eyes down.

" Very well ....." He sternly intoned. And loaded Windows 10 onto her lap top .....

beefburrito · 20-08-2017 3:28pm

Fishing in a closed river for Salmon, haven't caught one yet though ðŸ˜

20-08-2017 4:26pm

Sometimes I drink milk and juice straight from the carton
I've eaten pizza in bed
I've faked orgasms
Have spent a week unshowered and in the same pjs. It was a very bad week.
When my Goddaughter was younger I would steal her chicken nuggets when she wasn't looking
If I'm on a very small roundabout and there's nobody around I'll drive straight through it.
I've thrown glass bottles and cans and other recyclables in to the regular bin

I'm a very naughty girl.

Thargor · 20-08-2017 5:08pm

I've been saving a fortune every year with a student card for a course I finished 8 years ago, I just sanded off the expiry in the bottom right.

20-08-2017 5:10pm

Once, I ate an entire large bar of chocolate all by myself in bed. And I didn't brush my teeth either.

Sometimes, when I'm annoyed by my cousin, I take the toilet paper out of the loo and when he shouts he needs some, I make him pay me compliments and beg for it.

I've been known to throw the dregs of the last mug of tea down the sink and make another without rinsing the mug.

If someone is rude to me at a checkout, I won't say thanks when I'm finished. Not even sorry.

Sometimes I pretend I don't see people I would rather avoid.

It's not so much naughtiness, more baddassery.

Surreptitious · 20-08-2017 5:18pm

Thargor wrote: »

I've been saving a fortune every year with a student card for a course I finished 8 years ago, I just sanded off the expiry in the bottom right.

This is giving me ideas.

Nabber · 20-08-2017 5:21pm

i put empty packaging back as if it's not empty. My wife hates it.
She'll say something like "tonight as soon as the kids go to bed I'll have a cuppa and a magnum, I need to indulge a little"

Good look with that one, that box has been empty in the fridge for 3 days!!!

fullstop · 20-08-2017 5:28pm

Nabber wrote: »

i put empty packaging back as if it's not empty. My wife hates it.
She'll say something like "tonight as soon as the kids go to bed I'll have a cuppa and a magnum, I need to indulge a little"

Good look with that one, that box has been empty in the fridge for 3 days!!!

You keep ice cream in the fridge? Strange.

AndrewJRenko · 20-08-2017 5:42pm

pjohnson wrote: »

Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

It is more than a strain if you're in a wheelchair and there is no dropped kerb. It is an insurmountable barrier.

It is also a serious problem for people with sight loss.

http://www.disability-federation.ie/index.php?uniqueID=11191

Spider Web · 20-08-2017 5:54pm

I sign off with "regards" instead of "kind regards" or "best regards" as a form of defiance. :eek:

alberto67 · 20-08-2017 6:00pm

Spider Web wrote: »

I sign off with "regards" instead of "kind regards" or "best regards" as a form of defiance. :eek:

I sign off with "regardless".

20-08-2017 6:01pm

Spider Web wrote: »

I sign off with "regards" instead of "kind regards" or "best regards" as a form of defiance. :eek:

Sometimes I sign off with 'Sincerely', when I'm not sincere at all.

IvySlayer · 20-08-2017 6:08pm

I don't have a winrar license.

fmpisces · 20-08-2017 6:13pm

Also guilty of throwing the very odd small appliance into the black bin.
I don't bring glass jars/bottles to the bottle bank (they go into the black bin too). I do recycle so I'm a good person really.

Oh and I also hide my stash of chocolate away from the kids.

fmpisces · 20-08-2017 6:15pm

IvySlayer wrote: »

I don't have a winrar license.

Forgot that one!
I get most of my music from the tube.

schizo1014 · 20-08-2017 6:26pm

I never read terms and conditions

Foweva Awone · 20-08-2017 6:30pm

I dye my hair all the time, using a wide variety of different brands, and I don't think I've ever once done the 24 hour patch test.

xzanti · 20-08-2017 6:39pm

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I always like to do a pee in the pool just to mark my territory. Naughty I know but just a little foible of mine !

What are your naughty ways ?

As a mother who brings her young child to the local swimming pool regularly, people like you make me sick. I'm assuming you're a grown adult.

Cop on to yourself.