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Naughty things you do

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    #32
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I give a bottle of vodka to homeless people if they kill a kitten while I film it.

    Just continuing the downward trend...

    Actually on that note, remember that homeless guy who died outside the Dail a couple of years back?

    I gave him a tenner a few hours beforehand ... always felt a bit guilty about that. :o


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    #33
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Sometimes I don't leave feedback for stuff I bought on ebay.


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RayM wrote: »
    I sometimes accidentally cause minor damage to cars that are parked on pavements, by accident. Accidentally, like.

    I don't believe for one minute that you do this.


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    #35
    shaunr68
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭shaunr68


    pjohnson wrote: »
    This is such a prick thing to do.

    It is, they should park more considerately. The pricks.


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    #36
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    pjohnson wrote: »
    Be a shame if someone innocently injured someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently like.

    Oh yeah? It'd also be a shame if someone innocently killed someone innocently injuring someone illegally causing criminal damage. Innocently, like.


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    #37
    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,183 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    shaunr68 wrote: »
    It is, they should park more considerately. The pricks.

    Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.


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    #38
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    I report people I suspect of social welfare fraud to the relevant authority. Get huge satisfaction from it. Almost a hobby of mine at this stage.


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    #39
    shaunr68
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭shaunr68


    pjohnson wrote: »
    Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

    Well my comment was more in jest, I would't commit criminal damage personally, but I have on occasion whacked the wing mirror back on particularly badly parked cars, just to make a point. However I have often seen cars parked in such a way that mothers (or indeed fathers) pushing prams would have no option than to walk out into the road. Now *that* is prickish, inconsiderate behaviour.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I open the Batch loaf at both ends, so I can get the heels before my other half


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    #41
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,301 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    RayM wrote: »
    Look, I can't help it I'm a **** sometimes.

    FYP


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    #42
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    pjohnson wrote: »
    Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.


    Parking on a path is a rotten thing to do because not everyone can easily get around it. The elderly, people with disabilities etc. It can also damage kerbs. And anyway, paths are meant for people walking, not cars. The lazy slobs are the drivers who won't walk from a carpark to wherever they're going.

    But that's still not an excuse for maliciously damaging the cars.


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    #43
    bee06
    Registered Users Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Jake1 wrote: »
    I open the Batch loaf at both ends, so I can get the heels before my other half

    You eat the heels! Now that's shocking.


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    #44
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    pjohnson wrote: »
    Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.

    I once pointed out the irony of someone calling someone lazy because they wouldn't walk around a car parked on a footpath because the owner was too lazy to park in a parking space and walk a few metres further as a result.


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    #45
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I abhor the word "naughty".

    Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.


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    #46
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't believe for one minute that you do this.

    I did it once (to a 4x4, parked on an unlit road with a very narrow pavement) but it was genuinely an accident. I mean, I elbowed the mirror deliberately, but it was supposed to fold back inwards, not fall to the ground. I just love retelling the story here because it makes people so irrationally angry.


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    #47
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I abhor the word "naughty".

    Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.


    That would be very naughty of you...


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    #48
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I abhor the word "naughty".

    Anyone using it should have their fingers broken.

    When you have children certain words begin to sound creepy.


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    #49
    shaunr68
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭shaunr68


    On a lighter note, my personal admission of utter debauchery is that I don't bathe on Saturdays. 48 hours of being slightly and increasingly grubby because it's the weekend and I can't be arsed. I wonder whether I could manage until Monday? :eek:


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    #50
    McMurphy
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    Sometimes, if I sprinkle when I tinkle, I don't be that much of a sweetie by walking away and forgetting to wipe the seatie.


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    #51
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Old Perry wrote: »
    Eat nice biscuits in top tray of biscuit tin. Remove top tray and eat nice biscuits from second tray As well.

    You complete and utter bastard! :mad: It was you, was it?!


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    #52
    MissMayo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭MissMayo


    I eat dinner while sitting on my sofa instead of at the dinner table.

    While doing the above mentioned act, instead of using a dinner tray with the bean bag part underneath (which I have in the spare room), I instead choose to rest my plate on my husbands duck pillow pet, or a microwavable aromatherapy oat-filled sheep cushion.


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    #53
    triple nipple
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭triple nipple


    pjohnson wrote:
    Is it really such a strain for someone to move around a car? Are the lazy slobs really this affronted to a minor diversion they see it as equal to criminal damage? No wonder theres an obesity problem.


    The problem is not that someone has to squeeze by. The problem with some one parking on the path is that someone in a wheelchair or similar wont be able to get by.

    They will have to leave the path and go on the road and could possibly hurt them selves while trying to get around some cnuts car or god forbid even get hit by a car in the process.


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    #54
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    Skihunta13 wrote: »
    You are a disgusting animal!

    Well just remember that the next time you're in a pool.....


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    #55
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    triple nipple wrote: »
    The problem is not that someone has to squeeze by. The problem with some one parking on the path is that someone in a wheelchair or similar wont be able to get by.

    They will have to leave the path and go on the road and could possibly hurt them selves while trying to get around some cnuts car or god forbid even get hit by a car in the process.

    I agree fully with you but would you damage a car you see parked that way?


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    #56
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I would give out to the kids if I caught them drinking out of the orange juice carton, but sometimes, just sometimes, if I only want a mouthful I will do it myself.


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    #57
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Sometimes I don't close bathroom door when I need to pee


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    #58
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Sometimes I don't close bathroom door when I need to pee

    Sometimes I don't use the bathroom if I am outside and I need to pee....


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    #59
    Skihunta13
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭Skihunta13


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Well just remember that the next time you're in a pool.....

    Never ever going to pool again.
    Thanks!


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    #60
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Sometimes, if there isn't another car in sight in any direction, I don't indicate on a roundabout.


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    #61
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I lied on my birth certificate.


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