Sarky, In my orifice please.

BEAT

/me mixes Sarky a nice coconut rum and pepsi drink
with a little extra sumting...
plop plop fizz fizz

Sarky

Trying to have your way with the owner, eh?

I like your moxie. YOU'RE HIRED!

BEAT

Finally I get into Sarky's pan.....oh wait,
Hired to do what exactly?
I dont want to get my hopes up...:v:

Sarky

You shall dance on tables and serve guests. And take their orders as well if they ask. :v:

BEAT

woohoo!
/me jumps onto nearest table holding two large stein type mugs

I still get into Sarky's Pantry yay!

Sarky

Pantry=Wardrobe where I keep my pants, for those readers who don't know me too well.

Yes, she IS a filthy little deviant, isn't she?

BEAT

*giggles*

well you do have lurvley pants , who wouldnt want to get into Sarkys pants tbh

Sarky

I quite like being in my pants, I must admit. The stop me getting arrested when I head into town.

BEAT

ha! I knew it! Sarky has Magic pants! they defy the law even!
so Now we know that Sarky has a disco ball type sparkling thong, kilt, and magic pants!
this is the reason I want into his pantry, to discover the many secrets he has hidden in there...
I have a feeling there is something far greater than magic pants ans glittery thongs!




*mission impossible music*
/me is on a mission

Sarky

Well that wasn't a minefield of hidden messages, certainly...

BEAT

*mission imposible music*

Surley I have no idea what you mean...

Sarky

Take off those night-vision goggles and dance, dammit! I'm not paying you to sleuth. I'm not paying you at all!

BEAT

oh dont you worry DiscoThong, I shall dance...
I shall dance till your magic pants are moine!

*james bond music*

/me dances with two steins full of guinness on table tops

Sarky

Why not just go to Where I get mine?

Sarky

Look what I found!



Best cake EVER! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

BEAT

you never cease to amaze me disco thong

Shabadu

Where's me Pint o Plain?

Sarky

Settling. Patience, m'dear.

BEAT

/me dances Pint over to Shabadabadu

Sarky

*looks at watch*

Ooh, four o'clock

/me rings bell for silence

Attention, patrons, it is now Naked Hour!

*Removes pants*

BEAT

/me puts night vision goggles back on to shield the glare of the shiny DiscoThong...then removes corset and dress

*mission impossible music*

now is my chance to steal the magic pants....

tSubh Dearg

hmmm I appear to have missed Naked Hour...oh well

Can I have a glass of red wine please bar keep?

BEAT

/me does the tango over to redjam whilst carrying a lovley goblet of red wine and red rose

Shabadu

/me sidles over to tSubhDearg.

/me slides hand onto the knee of jo.


So... Come here often?

BEAT

hey she's moine!

/me takes pirate hat from shabadus head and begins the mexican hat dance...

Matthewthebig

/me carries in bucket of tarmac

one for me and one for the road

/me leaves

tSubh Dearg

/me giggles girlishly at all the attention

Matthewthebig

zOMG tSubh is a chick?

arbeitsscheuer

Sarky wrote:

Attention, patrons, it is now Naked Hour!

*Removes pants*

*Averts gaze

Sweet Mary mother of God, why did he have to make himself "King of No-Pants"?!?!:eek:

tSubh Dearg

You're just jealous as he challenged you for the title and won!