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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4112
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    That is a most slanderous allegation, and I demand that you withdraw it!

    ...


    In any case, soon I will assume my rightful position on the throne, and then all shall have to bow before my Pants-Lacking Regal Authority!


  • #4113
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Monarchs who are wearing trousers just can't be taken seriously, if you ask me.


  • #4114
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    SebtheBum wrote:
    In any case, soon I will assume my rightful position on the throne,

    Damn straight.

    Bend over...


  • #4115
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me saunters in from horrid weekend looking tired from the long walk as I now have no car...


    sorry, did someone say bend over?


  • #4116
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    and on a slightly different note:

    Life is all about asses
    you're either covering it,
    laughing it off,
    kicking it,
    kissing it,
    busting it,
    trying to get a piece of it,
    or behaving like one ...

    you've been elf'ed:D


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  • #4117
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who let that f*cking horse in here?

    Ah, Father, Reverend, Rabbi, nice to see you again. The usual? Excellent. BEAT! Three lapdances at table 2!


  • #4118
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    looks more like 3 'pole' dances from here.


  • #4119
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now, you know that costs extra.


  • #4120
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I prefer the pole dances....
    3 pole dances it is then,
    and one on the house for Sarky :v:


  • #4121
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me sniggers


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  • #4122
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    :€ Ftw!


  • #4123
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /sits back to watch the show

    Popcorn anyone?


  • #4124
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    yeah i'll have some

    /me steals sanncoo's popcorn


  • #4125
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 18,830 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    /Guerrilla steals Matthewthebig's popcorn.

    Oh god, he licked it. Bleuch!


  • #4126
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /stares at empty hands
    /falls to knees

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


  • #4127
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    me whips out bag of popcorn from my "furry prop hat" and tosses it over with lassoo action with my feather boa...


  • #4128
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    TurquoiseDream wrote:
    "furry prop hat"


    :v:


  • #4129
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I think the words you were looking for there sarkeh were,

    waka waka :v:


  • #4130
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The smiley doubles as a Fozzy Bear catchphrase! Why didn't I see this earlier!

    Truly, a smiley for all seasons...


  • #4131
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me does cuckoo's nest shuffle


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  • #4132
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me does the truffle shuffle

    man I miss those days...


  • #4133
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    you were teh kid?


  • #4134
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /does the savoy truffle

    melly chistmas


  • #4135
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Barkeep- can you fix cocktails?






    This one is borked v_v


  • #4136
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me hits cocktail with a large spanner for ten minutes

    All done, that'll be 150 quid, plus call-out fee.


  • #4137
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Shabadu wrote:
    Barkeep- can you fix cocktails?






    This one is borked v_v

    !!! My cocktails are only borked when you order them that way.../me drinks said borked cocktail "mmm yes thats a good ol'borked cocktail it is",
    and dances off to the bar for another


  • #4138
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oopsie, Naked hour seems to have lasted nearly a week...

    Oh well.

    *removes skin*

    Told u i was hardcore


  • #4139
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me gets under Sarky's skin

    hehe`


  • #4140
    madrab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭madrab


    *turns sarky's skin into a fetching lether suit*

    see how stylish i look?


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  • #4141
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Waiter! There's a beard in my drink. ò_Ó


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