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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Printed in the collection 'cows of the world', if I recall correctly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what would happen if cows ruled the world?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    No more steak?:(

    Unless the ruling elite Bovines were Cannibals of course... hmmm...

    I must ponder on this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    on a side note, I recieved a gift the other day, a small device with numbers on it. Occasionally it chimes to get my attention, before impersonating people I know with amazing clarity, I am confused as to how it works...

    here is a picture of said device...

    http://www.frankieroberto.com/weblog/images/photoblog/nokia7250i.jpg


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    AHH I know what that is. It is a portable voice impersonation machine, use it on all your friends for hilarious results.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    mutant penguins you say..... intriguing


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Yes mutant penguins also...hey don't you have a mutant penguin for a brother??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Yes mutant penguins also

    see how I can read between the lines
    don't you have a mutant penguin for a brother??

    yeah my lousy half brother.....

    *shakes fist


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    :v::v: gosh I like this smiley!


    In other news: Mutant Alien Penguins have invaded the earth and are eating up all the fish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *continues to shake fist


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Do you have some magical device in your fist that will destroy the penguins??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    no it turns out there is no magical device, my fist is doing this all on its own power...

    *continues to shake fist


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me starts to wonder what exactly tba's fist is shaking


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    monkey balls?
    :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Best kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i see you've played knifey spoony before then :v:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Knifey spoony is my favourite game I play it all the time with our mutant penguin overlords.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *inserts fist


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Inserts fist into what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    an innuendo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    or a face

    which ever one tries to stop me first....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Stop you from what? Taking Over the World???!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    yep, the man always tries to stop me...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me shakes fist at Da Man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me shakes wang an da man


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Careful Moju, I've heard da man <3's the wang


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    bollix

    /me runs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    da mans chasing ya....

    He looks like he enjoys the chase


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Fnarrrrrr!
    :v::v::v::v:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me ducks into alway to catch breath

    there's the fúcker, me chases breath


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