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Sarky, In my orifice please.

  • 21-05-2005 07:23PM
    #1
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Have a seat, Sarky.

    Drink?


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nick? Is that you?


  • #3
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Wha.....? No.....

    I'm his evil twin brother, Dick!


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Dick!
    ha!! i love that word!


  • #5
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.


  • #6
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:
    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.
    Shít... did I post that? or just think it?
    Oh well... shhhh.


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  • #7
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I have some fúcking hangover. Ugh.

    Flurgh ub tbh.


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's no hangover. After reading "In my orifice, please", I spent the night trying to climb into your right ear. It's rather warm in here. Are you thinking too hard?


  • #9
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    That was you?!?1

    Wait till the steam starts coming out...thats when you know I've just read a pun...

    Everything is sooooo noisey!


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me makes stompy feet and yells


  • #11
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    O_o

    Thats my head your stomping on!

    But it could be a bee, so it be.


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  • #12
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Power-crazy office fiends gone mad.


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me sets up a BBQ and hifi with loud jungle music.


  • #14
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    hey, you, BACK TO WORK, FILTH SCUM!


  • #15
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is my job!


  • #17
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *contemplates taking off the jacket of her trouser suit. Realises this would be deemed a sign of weakness.*


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    funky penguin wrote:
    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.

    *Switches*

    A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

    Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...


  • #19
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *sobs into her toasted sandwich*


  • #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me waggles hips to the beat


  • #21
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *strokes sarky's beard in a manipulating fasion*

    Why don't you hop over to know yer nerds and give a 10 to the young wan who's photo is directly under yours?

    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.


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  • #22
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *aaaaaa WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooWIBMBA Wumba wayyyyyy*


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    *strokes sarky's beard in a manipulating fasion*

    Why don't you hop over to know yer nerds and give a 10 to the young wan who's photo is directly under yours?

    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.

    I must see about updating that picture to show the new length of my beard...


  • #24
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.


    I'm getting hot flashes. Or perhaps my fake boobs are on fire, like Mrs. Doubtfire.


  • #25
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    I must see about updating that picture to show the new length of my beard...
    Mmm... beardy updates /drool

    fp stop telling me about your hot boobs, can't take it.


  • #26
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    But they're just so hot! dancingnaughty.gif

    Runnaway! EEK! runaway.gif


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Those eyebrows... So hypnotic... Like a pair of evil lecherous telepathic catapillars...


  • #28
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Yeeeessss.....Once the evil forum is up and running, he will be my evil side kick.

    dancingnaughty.gif


    Mwahahahahahahaa!!!!one!!1


  • #29
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ow! He just kicked me in the side!


  • #30
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thats cuz he iz evul!


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  • #31
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Oh wait.....I just got it. :o Very good, btw. :)


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