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Sarky, In my orifice please.

  • 21-05-2005 6:23pm
    #1
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Have a seat, Sarky.

    Drink?


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nick? Is that you?


  • #3
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Wha.....? No.....

    I'm his evil twin brother, Dick!


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Dick!
    ha!! i love that word!


  • #5
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.


  • #6
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:
    /me lingers around the photocopier outside pretending to be busy, while peeking through the window and "shush'ing" those around me to hear what's going on.
    Shít... did I post that? or just think it?
    Oh well... shhhh.


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  • #7
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I have some fúcking hangover. Ugh.

    Flurgh ub tbh.


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's no hangover. After reading "In my orifice, please", I spent the night trying to climb into your right ear. It's rather warm in here. Are you thinking too hard?


  • #9
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    That was you?!?1

    Wait till the steam starts coming out...thats when you know I've just read a pun...

    Everything is sooooo noisey!


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me makes stompy feet and yells


  • #11
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    O_o

    Thats my head your stomping on!

    But it could be a bee, so it be.


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  • #12
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Power-crazy office fiends gone mad.


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me sets up a BBQ and hifi with loud jungle music.


  • #14
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    hey, you, BACK TO WORK, FILTH SCUM!


  • #15
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is my job!


  • #17
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *contemplates taking off the jacket of her trouser suit. Realises this would be deemed a sign of weakness.*


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    funky penguin wrote:
    /me starts "dancing" in a thrusting manner to jungley wungly beat.

    *Switches*

    A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

    Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...


  • #19
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *sobs into her toasted sandwich*


  • #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me waggles hips to the beat


  • #21
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *strokes sarky's beard in a manipulating fasion*

    Why don't you hop over to know yer nerds and give a 10 to the young wan who's photo is directly under yours?

    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.


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  • #22
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *aaaaaa WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooWIBMBA Wumba wayyyyyy*


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    *strokes sarky's beard in a manipulating fasion*

    Why don't you hop over to know yer nerds and give a 10 to the young wan who's photo is directly under yours?

    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.

    I must see about updating that picture to show the new length of my beard...


  • #24
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Also fp, I gave you a 10. If only it went all the way up to 11 for ye two handsome fellas.


    I'm getting hot flashes. Or perhaps my fake boobs are on fire, like Mrs. Doubtfire.


  • #25
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    I must see about updating that picture to show the new length of my beard...
    Mmm... beardy updates /drool

    fp stop telling me about your hot boobs, can't take it.


  • #26
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    But they're just so hot! dancingnaughty.gif

    Runnaway! EEK! runaway.gif


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Those eyebrows... So hypnotic... Like a pair of evil lecherous telepathic catapillars...


  • #28
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Yeeeessss.....Once the evil forum is up and running, he will be my evil side kick.

    dancingnaughty.gif


    Mwahahahahahahaa!!!!one!!1


  • #29
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ow! He just kicked me in the side!


  • #30
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thats cuz he iz evul!


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  • #31
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Oh wait.....I just got it. :o Very good, btw. :)


  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *bangs the drum*


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    C'est la mystére!!!!!!!


  • #34
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *claps* hooray for us! Go Team Slutty!


  • #35
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm Plenty O'Tiddy! Explosive master of Team Slutty! :cool:


  • #36
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me goes all French inside MrPenguin's head.

    Zut alors!!!!!


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  • #37
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm Ulick McGee, Cromulent Wordsmith of Team Slutty!


  • #38
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    /me goes all French inside MrPenguin's head.

    Zut alors!!!!!


    Oui Oui, silver plate!

    You know just what floats my boat, you sex fiend.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ma petite vache habite dans ma maison.


  • #40
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    J'aime les singes. Sarky est une girafe.

    Я люблю обезьян. Sarky - жираф.


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mon Dieu, j'aime bien les tartes!


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  • #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monsieur Penguin de la funque, vous touchez voi-meme dans la nuit!


  • #43
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    Mon Dieu, j'aime bien les tartes!


    ah, oui, les tartes! Je pense une petite village dans la riviera. Il y a trés bien. Beacoup des tartes.


  • #44
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    Monsieur Penguin de la funque, vous touchez voi-meme dans la nuit!


    VOTRE MÉRE!


  • #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I can't compete with that. Good show, old bean.


  • #46
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ce-ci n'est pas une poste.


  • #47
    kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    <polite somewhat confused smattering of applause>


  • #48
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    pipe1.gif


  • #49
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    amp got it! I wuv oo. Meself and a mate actually started the dublin dadaist movement.


  • #50
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    At a party. With several cans of guinness and a bottle of vodka.


  • #51
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Merdi, salope, pute, petite bite, niqta ta mere, paydeen, je tanq queill.
    well thats my french!!
    oh and salute and merci!
    spely wrong by the way!!
    only no how to prenounce em ;)


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