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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4142
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ew... you could at least clean the blood off.

    Give it to Thaedydal in a cocktail glass. :v:


  • #4143
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    omg, simultaeneous posting? Does this mean we're merging into one poster?

    BEHOLD SARKADU! BOW BEFORE ME!


  • #4144
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And I still possess my beard. Don't ask how.


  • #4145
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    omfg- we did it again... o_O


  • #4146
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    Waiter! There's a beard in my drink. ò_Ó


    Stop dunking it in your Guinness ffs!

    And the merging Sarkadu thing is probably quantum or something.


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  • #4147
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    madrab wrote:
    *turns sarky's skin into a fetching lether suit*

    see how stylish i look?

    I dont know why but I suddenly had a taste for fava beans and a nice chianti. . .


  • #4148
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hey, leave my liver out of this!

    I'm still using it! :v:


  • #4149
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ay, live and let liver. :v:


  • #4150
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Guys- word association is catching up on us again after the temporary drought. Let's show those n00bs how it's done. Race you to 5000!

    POST-COUNT FREE SPAMMING AWEH!


  • #4151
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    <insert wittyful stuff>


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  • #4152
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    bluefuzzy3du.png


  • #4153
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Holy crap!

    I found a PENNEH!


  • #4154
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    bluesteel6ji.jpg


  • #4155
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Holy crap!

    I found a PENNEH!
    So, what you're trying to tell me is that you're bending over?


  • #4156
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    did someone say free spameh!!!

    on your marks...get set.......


    go!


  • #4157
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Shabadu wrote:
    So, what you're trying to tell me is that you're bending over?
    naughty.gif


  • #4158
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me grabs sarkehs a ss as he pends over to pick up penneh


  • #4159
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Baker St. is playing.

    /me bops a little, and then slaps himself. While bending over...


  • #4160
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    pffft word association...
    Ill have you know i never, not once posted in that thread....



    i think


  • #4161
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    question of the day:\
    so how did you get fired?



    answer:

    trying to beat those word assoc. f uckers by posting in sarkehs orifice...

    real lifer: wtf?


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  • #4162
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    its 10:30...do you know where your boss is?


  • #4163
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hey everyone!!!
    guess what!!!!















    Ive lowered my cholesterol....
    cheerios ftw!


  • #4164
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's not my orifice! It's Funkey's!


  • #4165
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Shabadu wrote:
    naughty.gif
    Excuse me- but that's sexual harrasment.


  • #4166
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    whats happened to our pengin btw?
    has real life sucked him up into its own orifice?


  • #4167
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Shabadu wrote:
    Excuse me- but that's sexual harrasment.
    Don't pretend you don't love it, you bitch.


  • #4168
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He's become a student, so he's too lazy/stoned/drunk/busy-taking-advantage-of-young-freshers/all-of-the-above to post here. :(

    Chris de Bleugh is on the radio. KILL ME.


  • #4169
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Shabadu wrote:
    Don't pretend you don't love it, you bitch.
    I'm sorry- but this conversation is making me intensely uncomfortable. I'm taking a note of your comments and will be reporting them to a superior.


  • #4170
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'm sorry- but this conversation is making me intensely uncomfortable. I'm taking a note of your comments and will be reporting them to a superior.
    OOOOOooooo! I'm REALLY scared!

    Who do you think they're going to believe, hmm? You can make this difficult for yourself, or you can make it reaaaaalll easy. It's up to you.


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  • #4171
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    Chris de Bleugh is on the radio. KILL ME.

    that sounds like a post for: *du du du du (*loud music)
    Kill me now song!

    hehe


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