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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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#4172 08-12-2005 03:35PM

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Shabadu wrote:

OOOOOooooo! I'm REALLY scared!

Who do you think they're going to believe, hmm? You can make this difficult for yourself, or you can make it reaaaaalll easy. It's up to you.

Your attempt to intimidate me will not work. >_>

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#4173 08-12-2005 03:36PM

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Sarky! Shabadu! Beat!

we are the 3 mousekateers!

hmmmm

no, we are the 3 amigos!

hmmm yes....bueno

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#4174 08-12-2005 03:37PM

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Shabadu wrote:

You're attempt to intimidate me will not work.

Bad Shabadu! BAD!

/me beats Shabby with grammar stick

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#4175 08-12-2005 03:38PM

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Shabadu wrote:

You're attempt to intimidate me will not work.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SMILE LIKE A DONUT, WHORE!

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#4176 08-12-2005 03:39PM

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Can someone really sexually harrass themselves?

We'll find out soon enough.

RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES!

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#4177 08-12-2005 03:39PM

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Sarky wrote:

Bad Shabadu! BAD!

/me beats Shabby with grammar stick

Hmm. And tell me, *who* exactly was it that beat you with the ugly stick? Was it God? It was God, wasn't it. And yo mama.

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#4178 08-12-2005 03:40PM

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#4179 08-12-2005 03:41PM

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Shabadu wrote:

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SMILE LIKE A DONUT, WHORE!

> enter small child with magical amulet: "now you shall be whole again!"

>small child hurls amulet at shabadu

>expensive special effects

>shabadu regains conciousness

I have returned!

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#4180 08-12-2005 03:41PM

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this news just in:

Shabadu bites off a major appendage of shabadus in an attempt to defend herself against herself at the work place from sexual harrassment of herself...more to follow

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#4181 08-12-2005 03:41PM

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#4182 08-12-2005 03:43PM

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#4183 08-12-2005 03:44PM

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I uh..I uhhhh
I didnt htink they were allowed to realease those pictures!

Ill sue I will!

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#4184 08-12-2005 03:44PM

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Mighty fine advertisements there, sarthulu. Miii-gg-hh-t--y--yyy fine.

/me whittles pipe out of corn cob.

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#4185 08-12-2005 03:45PM

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$bananaphone.jpg$

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#4186 08-12-2005 03:46PM

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TurquoiseDream wrote:

I uh..I uhhhh
I didnt htink they were allowed to realease those pictures!

Ill sue I will!

Admit it! You love having a cok inside you!

Hmm, I appear to be missing a letter.

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#4187 08-12-2005 03:50PM

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Shabadu wrote:

Admit it! You love having a cok inside you!

Hmm, I appear to be missing a letter.

/sniggers

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#4188 08-12-2005 03:51PM

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Are you LAUGHING at my pain caused by misspelling? Sah, how dare you! /me gloveslaps

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#4189 08-12-2005 03:52PM

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echo!

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#4190 08-12-2005 04:05PM

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hee hee hee

you know when you just can't help but to say something bold?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=50509039#post50509039

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#4191 08-12-2005 04:10PM

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you just couldnt help urself could you?

hehehe

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#4192 08-12-2005 04:12PM

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Liar! Your testicles aren't round!

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#4193 08-12-2005 04:21PM

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you are right,
they are rotund

not speaking from experience or anytihng

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#4194 08-12-2005 04:22PM

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I said ROTUND! It's a different word

EDIT: @ sarky- beat knows the score

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#4195 08-12-2005 04:40PM

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In that case, who the hell was I teabagging last Tuesday?!

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#4196 08-12-2005 05:00PM

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Sarky wrote:

In that case, who the hell was I teabagging last Tuesday?!

was it YORE MA?

hehehe

well, it was sunday afterall...a day to share tea with family
hehehe

*Id love a nice cuppa tea right now, care to teabag me sarkeh?:v:

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#4197 08-12-2005 05:17PM

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/me stretches

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#4198 08-12-2005 06:12PM

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TurquoiseDream wrote:

*Id love a nice cuppa tea right now, care to teabag me sarkeh?:v:

PRESENT THY TESTICLES!

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#4199 08-12-2005 09:04PM

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/me takes a mouth full . . .

hmmm this tea doent taste like orange spice....

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#4200 08-12-2005 09:54PM

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it's more a nutty flavour i find

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#4201 09-12-2005 12:31AM

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I had the best cup of tea EVER just there. It fills me with sadness to think that I may never have such a nice cuppa ever again...

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