Sarky, In my orifice please.

Binomate

Why not brown cow is the answer to Why now brown cow. Let's move on to When?

Sarky

That was answered in the original. "How NOW, brown cow."

Pay attention!

Binomate

Sarky wrote:

That was answered in the original. "How NOW, brown cow."

Pay attention!

Holy jebus! You're right!

Sarky

Correct, on both counts.

/me feeds the population of Ballinasloe with one Supermacs fishburger

Sarky

Well, that's not really such a miracle. If you presented a Supermacs fishburger from Ballinasloe to ANYONE, they'd tell you they were stuffed and couldn't eat anything, especially the greasy wad of regurgitated pseudofishpaste covered in batter and filthy lettuce being proffered. You'll never go hungry when there's fast food from Ballinasloe around. You'll ALWAYS find something else to eat in preference. Like rocks.

Sarky

And this leads on to a very interesting question- If the food is so abominable, why are there no less (and quite probably more, it's been ages since I spent any time there) than 3 Supremacs joints in Ballinasloe?

I say that it is because the natives are no longer human. They have degenerated into some sort of freakish ghoul-like species, which can consume such blasphemies against taste and health without flinching.

Sarky

But enough about my birthplace (Ballinasloe, not Supermacs. Give me a LITTLE credit here), let's talk about peanuts. Aren't they great? Especially those salted KP ones? I could eat them all day if it weren't for the potentially fatal bowel movements.

Sarky

AND LO!

4,000, just like that!

Behind us lies a labour of love, if ever there was one. Love, and probably hallucinogenic substances like Domestos.

Sarky

I also claim 4,000th reply, 'cos I'm selfish like that. Tekkit, Tar! >.<

tba

pfft.... 4002nd take that Sarky!

Undergod

Sarky wrote:

Look, we all know "how". "How" is no longer the question. What we should all be asking ourselves now is "Why now, brown cow?"

I've seen that before... /narrows eyes in movie-fashion

tba

.....

tSubh Dearg

Go eating man Go!!! \o/

Sarky

Undergod wrote:

I've seen that before... /narrows eyes in movie-fashion

What, you think anything I've ever said is original? Even my conversatons about the friggin' weather are made of recycled quotes from The Simpsons and Black Books...

Also, what tSubhy said. Look at him go! Eat those dots you naughty naughty... er.

BEAT

mmmm dots. . .

Sarky

.........

BEAT

that......was very cruel ...

Sarky

What? It was ART! I call it "Dots of the world UNITE!" There's a subtle subtext in there which suggests just a whiff of a commentary on the destruction of the rain forests.

BEAT

oh ya,
well ya know what i say to that dont ya....

see propsotion 34

wanker waka wonker bollix

Sarky

Now THAT was mean. /cry

Somebody make a crying pac!

BEAT

listen here you,
Ill give you something to cry about. . .

/me picks up microphone and begins to sing . . . :v:

Sarky

/me pelvic thrusts to the, er, beat.

Damn it, there's no way to make that sound less, er, something. I should just stop typing altogether.

tSubh Dearg

/me has a giggling fit in the corner

Sarky

Quiet, you, or I'll... Threaten you with something that cannot in any way be possibly interpreted as innuendo.

tSubh Dearg

Is that a promise?

Sarky

Blast!

tSubh Dearg

Sarky

Oh you!

I got my leather coat back good as new today! I am sexified once more!

Undergod

What, you think anything I've ever said is original?

Most people would just plain have denied it... you get rep.




Hey, wait a second, there's something missing.

Sarky

A sketch by Gary Larson, perhaps.

Or maybe some puppies.

I'd go with the puppies.

>_>