I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

Gremlinertia

Leg End Reject wrote: »

We can be twins so!

We'll both be the danny devito size ones!! :pac:

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

We need a picture of the door mat before we get too excited.

Twice a week? I'd rather chew my arm off! Beerside as a reward.

I've a lawnmower man who calls round once or twice a month

Leg End Reject

Sardonicat wrote: »

I've a lawnmower man who calls round once or twice a month

I'm getting the impression it's not to cut the grass. :cool:

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm getting the impression it's not to cut the grass. :cool:

That's because you've got a durty mind.

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

I've a lawnmower man who calls round once or twice a month

So a strange man pops over to you fortnightly to trim your bush?
Is this what you're telling us Sardi?

No wonder you're in great form lately! :pac:

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

So a strange man pops over to you fortnightly to trim your bush?
Is this what you're telling us Sardi?

No wonder you're in great form lately! :pac:

Nope, he's a man with a lawnmower who cuts the grass of many houses locally. He's also a bit of a sleaze and a pest so I keep my interactions with him down to a minimum.

NewRed2

Sardonicat wrote: »

He's also a bit of a sleaze and a pest so I keep my interactions with him down to a minimum.

Crikey! Sounds like a charmer.

Let's hope he's not a boards member too

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

We need a picture of the door mat before we get too excited.

Twice a week? I'd rather chew my arm off! Beerside as a reward.

The things I do. Here it is.:D A beer too!

Leg End Reject

Grandeeod wrote: »

The things I do. Here it is.:D A beer too!

I love the paint colour on your front door!

I need smelling salts though after the excitement of the mat.

Sardonicat

NewRed2 wrote: »

Crikey! Sounds like a charmer.

Let's hope he's not a boards member too

Well, he'd have to know who I am, wouldn't he?

Purple Mountain

I'm so hungry for something savoury that I'd eat a scabby baby but unfortunately I don't have anything savoury in the house

Mam of 4

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm so hungry for something savoury that I'd eat a scabby baby but unfortunately I don't have anything savoury in the house

I was reading that and thought you were going to say unfortunately you didn't have a scabby baby in the house :pac:

Purple Mountain

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I was reading that and thought you were going to say unfortunately you didn't have a scabby baby in the house :pac:

I don't have one of those either.
Anyone want to volunteer their scabby baby for me....or maybe just a packet of Tuc???

Grandeeod

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I love the paint colour on your front door!

I need smelling salts though after the excitement of the mat.

I took that pic just for you! A great door mat. Mrs G thought I was fookin nuts.:D

Purple Mountain

Grandeeod wrote: »

I took that pic just for you! A great door mat. Mrs G thought I was fookin nuts.:D

Listen, I was in a garden centre today. Now, I'm not normally into plants or trees but just being in a retail environment and seeing humans up close, I was very excited.
So don't knock your enthusiasm for a new mat
I have €100 Xmas voucher for a shopping centre that has a Penneys. When that opens, I'll be found wandering around 4 hours later like Fr Ted lost in the lingerie section.

Sardonicat

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I don't have one of those either.
Anyone want to volunteer their scabby baby for me....or maybe just a packet of Tuc???

I've got some jelly babies, but they are neither scabby nor savoury, so I dont think they're any good to you.

Gremlinertia

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm so hungry for something savoury that I'd eat a scabby baby but unfortunately I don't have anything savoury in the house

A house with no crackers or noodles? :eek: :P

Autosport

Watching Bridget Jones Baby and sweet Jesus it’s funny Colin Firth is looking lovely

I need to get myself a lawnmower man

Jordan 199

Autosport wrote: »

I need to get myself a lawnmower man

I'll be around first thing 2moro

Purple Mountain

Now, Auto. You are on a promise.
I'm watching your favourite now: RHOBH.
God, I hate Yolanda. A 10 day diet just drinking flucking lemon for a cleanse!

Gremlinertia

My idea of a cleanse is a good poo :rolleyes:

The Inbetween is mine

NewRed2 wrote: »

Crikey! Sounds like a charmer.

Let's hope he's not a boards member too

I am

Autosport

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Now, Auto. You are on a promise.
I'm watching your favourite now: RHOBH.
God, I hate Yolanda. A 10 day diet just drinking flucking lemon for a cleanse!

Yolanda is a right pain Got to love her though

I await to see my knight with his lawnmower “swoon”

Sardonicat

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

I am

You know when you fell off that wooden walkway? You didn't give your head a clatter as well, by any chance?

smurfjed

I love watching the sunrise, just hate having to sleep at this time of the day.

The Inbetween is mine

Sardonicat wrote: »

You know when you fell off that wooden walkway? You didn't give your head a clatter as well, by any chance?

Would anyone notice a difference?

Autosport

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Would anyone notice a difference?

Good question

NewRed2

The Inbetween is mine wrote: »

Would anyone notice a difference?

Well, only if you damaged the walkway

Leg End Reject

Monsoon season has started here.

Phoenix32

Lying on the couch, waiting on medication to be delivered and I'm not feeling too good without it. I'm a phlegmy creature Trip to the pub got cancelled, boyfriend's ex is working so he's on childcare duty. I hope you're getting on ok with your boot TIIM!