I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Any of you good at baking cakes?

Cake lady just cancelled on us as she is expected a baby. Hurrah! But sad face for us.

Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂

Of course!! How could I forget there is such a one among us. We are only looking for an auld bit of sponge as well. No fancy pants fillings.

gifted

Hello?

gifted

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂

gifted

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Hello!!

I'm getting married and I need a cake!

Also it's me Persepoly!

Mam of 4

gifted wrote: »

Hello?

Yes it's you she's looking for. .
She can see your lovely cakes ,
Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
But most of all she wants to tell you
She desires your sausage rolls ...


I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Yes it's you she's looking for. .
She can see your lovely cakes ,
Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
But most of all she wants to tell you
She desires your sausage rolls ...


I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

Poochie05

Deleted User wrote: »

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

It’s beautiful! :pac:

Poochie05

Poochie05 wrote: »

It’s beautiful! :pac:

Brought a tear to my eye..lol lol.

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

Ha , I knew the rest of ye wanted to mention his sausage rolls but were too polite to do so :pac:

Autosport

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂

She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel

Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine

Autosport

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine

I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass

Leg End Reject

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that.

*twitches*

I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass

If in doubt , everyone can bring their own


Leggy , not a hope, they usually don't need ironing, this one somehow tried to escape and rolled itself up into a ball !
Yes , I'm uncultured and uncivilised and proud of it :pac:

Autosport

Who the hell has time to iron bedsheets :eek:











Not me anyway

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

*twitches*

I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!

Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.

Leg End Reject

I got drenched in the garden centre so aborted mission. I might admire the ironed bedclothes in the hotpress instead ....

gifted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.

It's the fingers Duvet and how I use them...lol lol

Also congrats Persepoly...that's great news...

Thanks Mam for that lovely verse...

Autosport

Waits for another poem

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

Waits for another poem

On you go , your turn

Gremlinertia

Poetry, how lovely, want feckin sossie rolls now. Dagnabbit

Autosport

Mam of 4 wrote: »

On you go , your turn

I only write murder mysteries


Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell

Mam of 4

Autosport wrote: »

I only write murder mysteries


Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell

So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:

Gremlinertia

Mam of 4 wrote: »

So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

thomil

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

Would explain why the two apartments across the street from me are empty all of a sudden :eek:

The Inbetween is mine

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

How many people could they possibly bore to death ??!

Mam of 4

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

:eek:
Quick , man the borders , send out a BOLO !
We can use the feet pics for identifying purposes!

Autosport

Well that took off