What's the etiquette here??

Bobblehats

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Got it now,I think, the Pace Car came through early and the ‘field ‘ came up too fast and rather than try to slow it down you waved the fcuker on with disasterous results .Crashed the fcuking lights like?

Effectively brendan youknow my field of vision isn’t the best it is only when I had consumed x amounts of this fishy preserve of did I realise it was not so much nice but “nixe”

gerrybbadd

mfceiling wrote: »

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1245341400545230851?s=19

Any claims here for that?

Me back in October

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=111530785&postcount=3310

Brendan Bendar

Bobblehats wrote: »

Effectively brendan youknow my field of vision isn’t the best it is only when I had consumed x amounts of this fishy preserve of did I realise it was not so much nice but “nixe”[/QUOTE]

Eh... good man Bobbles.... have to be honest and admit I’m still struggling to interpret your output.

But I feel it’s my fault.

JohnnyFlash

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Bobblehats wrote: »

Effectively brendan youknow my field of vision isn’t the best it is only when I had consumed x amounts of this fishy preserve of did I realise it was not so much nice but “nixe”[/QUOTE]

Eh... good man Bobbles.... have to be honest and admit I’m still struggling to interpret your output.

But I feel it’s my fault.

It’s not just use, pal. I’d say the fella has been on the turps since breakfast this morning. Or having regular tokes on Puff the Magic Dragon.

Bobblehats

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Eh... good man Bobbles.... have to be honest and admit I’m still struggling to interpret your output.

But I feel it’s my fault.

How many argus have you had? Trade you brendan on reading the small print these sardines say canned in Morooco but I’d imagine that sounds like a nice break

Brendan Bendar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

It’s not just use, pal. I’d say the fella has been on the turps since breakfast this morning. Or having regular tokes on Puff the Magic Dragon.

Fcuker has been breaking out a serious blunt John, now that we have the shop to ourselves.

I feel I can be candid. Strong bang of Silver Haze around the house if I am not mistaken.

Who is the head honcho of this gaff anyway, needs to be called in to restore order,John, place is breaking up.

EmmetSpiceland

Lads, sort out your quoting. Looks really “amateurish”.

Pintman Paddy Losty

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Sorry Hats, for some reason it has now become clearer.

Was skullin a few cans of Argus 8.0 and things ..erm... got a bit foggy.

Got it now,I think, the Pace Car came through early and the ‘field ‘ came up too fast and rather than try to slow it down you waved the fcuker on with disasterous results .Crashed the fcuking lights like?

Hope that’s ok with you, soz my friend.

13.57pm is early in the day to be gulling back cans of Arghus, even for you Brenner. Not taking this quarantine too well.


The airport near being shut down must be seriously getting you down. I believe you regularly head out to the back road there, park up the Fiat Uno, take out your binos and get a hard on looking at airplanes. I believe that is how you perfected the sh*tting in a bag method.

Brendan Bendar

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

13.57pm is early in the day to be gulling back cans of Arghus, even for you Brenner. Not taking this quarantine too well.


The airport near being shut down must be seriously getting you down. I believe you regularly head out to the back road there, park up the Fiat Uno, take out your binos and get a hard on looking at airplanes. I believe that is how you perfected the sh*tting in a bag method.

Correct Paddy not quarrying too well today, cut the cords early.

Now I’ll have to correct you on plane spotting bit.

If I never saw another fcuking aeroplane in my life, I would be quite happy.

Smelly sour awkward fcuking machines.

Bobblehats

Back on “terra firma” then.

Brendan Bendar

Bobblehats wrote: »

Back on “terra firma” then.

Undergoing ‘heavy landing’ procedures.

padd b1975

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

How much would you lads normally “put away” when you’re out pintin’?

Just north of the gallon at a recent funeral, all Smithwicks.

Hit the top shelf then, which more or less coincided with a catastrophic failure in my numeracy skills.

snoopboggybog

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

How much would you lads normally “put away” when you’re out pintin’?

12-15 pints usually and maybe an oul Jack and coke at the end for a night cap.

If just heading for few and work the next day usually 7-8.

fuerte1976

snoopboggybog wrote: »

12-15 pints usually and maybe an oul Jack and coke at the end for a night cap.

If just heading for few and work the next day usually 7-8.

In and around my figures..

Minus that pi33 of a night cap..

lawred2

snoopboggybog wrote: »

12-15 pints usually and maybe an oul Jack and coke at the end for a night cap.

If just heading for few and work the next day usually 7-8.

Lies surely

Nevin Parsnipp

Just a bit of "top loading" L....the denizens of this rather basic discussion site ...would, in the main, not be known for their close acquaintance with verifiable facts.

Having said that I recently had occasion to visit the traps in a very up market establishment and walked into a wall of sour malodorous fetid stench.

The one vacant trap was spattered with greasy gouts of loose midden almost everywhere but in the pan....trap was completely "taken out" .

So while I would take the pint drinkin numbers with a pinch of salt....the sh1te sagas could be true and accurate.

fuerte1976

lawred2 wrote: »

Lies surely

Don't think it is..

Brendan Bendar

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

Just a bit of "top loading" L....the denizens of this rather basic discussion site ...would, in the main, not be known for their close acquaintance with verifiable facts.

Having said that I recently had occasion to visit the traps in a very up market establishment and walked into a wall of sour malodorous fetid stench.

The one vacant trap was spattered with greasy gouts of loose midden almost everywhere but in the pan....trap was completely "taken out" .

So while I would take the pint drinkin numbers with a pinch of salt....the sh1te sagas could be true and accurate.

Very traumatic trap experience Nevin, can’t have been a pretty sight.

Some cove must have had a disagreement with the bar or restaurant staff and blown a cargo of ‘bush meat’ all over the furniture.

If you had a fully contained trap one could add to the load though, without too much difficulty.

Hotblack Desiato

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1245643393323028488

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1244314635194564609

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1242049710745149440


Have to agree with this one:

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1243997546248364036


:eek:
https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1241294735383412741

Hector Savage

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

:eek:
https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1241294735383412741

I have heard stories about sh*ts in kettles,microwaves and ovens and apparently the smell gets so ingrained into the walls they need to remove wallpaper and plaster, it's a massive massive massive job.

I think some rockband did it in a hotel and the whole floor had to be shut for a deep clean and re wallpaper ....

JohnnyFlash

Hector Savage wrote: »

I have heard stories about sh*ts in kettles,microwaves and ovens and apparently the smell gets so ingrained into the walls they need to remove wallpaper and plaster, it's a massive massive massive job.

I think some rockband did it in a hotel and the whole floor had to be shut for a deep clean and re wallpaper ....

Wrap it in a towel and put it in behind the cylinder in the hot press when visiting the gaff of some jerk you don’t like.

sligojoek

The laptop waffle is another one.

Hector Savage

sligojoek wrote: »

The laptop waffle is another one.

ah jaysus!!

snoopboggybog

lawred2 wrote: »

Lies surely

A lot of country pubs on a Saturday would be full 12PM to 3AM with lads drinking all day. Even City pubs but wouldn't notice it as much as more options.

I wouldn't be fond of drinking but when I got at it I'd got it awful hard.

PTH2009

Heaven Knows im miserable now

Hector Savage

Some session when all this is over, I might even go as far as 8 pints....

Hector Savage

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1245733986586046465?s=21


OK who on here is this ?

Nevin Parsnipp

Hector Savage wrote: »

Some session when all this is over, I might even go as far as 8 pints....

Eight pints and a massive spattery sh1te on the premises.....what's not to like about that ?

Brendan Bendar

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

Eight pints and a massive spattery sh1te on the premises.....what's not to like about that ?

Well Nevin, if the barkeep was a bit sour and tried to stiff you after the 6th or 7th ,repairing to cludgie and hosing a thick burst soft runnell over the furniture would be a good move.

And then swamp the back seat of the taxi on the way home.

A lad could wake up the next day quite satisfied with his nights work.

Don’t you think?

Hotblack Desiato

Bit horsh on the poor cabbie, n'est-ce pas?

(I remember a boards thread where a taxi driver went totally apeshít because someone used the word "cabbie", wtf?)