What's the etiquette here??

Bullocks

Bullocks wrote: »

I see nothing wrong with cleaning his ring outside like that but FFS why didn't he stand up on something to keep his feet clean and dry.
Athletes foot is one thing but can you imagine putting shoes on top of those feet covered in splashback and runoff?

Standing up; it’s difficult to get the “spread” right

Also, not shoes - flip flops...

JohnnyFlash

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

The fridge magnets look a bit tired.

Might have to buy ‘The Nev’ one of these:

Brendan Bendar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Might have to buy ‘The Nev’ one of these:

Fcuker has one, full of Karpackie, Baltika, Linden Village, Tyskie, Zlatie Basant and other stuff.

padd b1975

Nothing wrong with a few long neck Tyskies of a weekend.

A very smooth and underrated beverage.

Urethral Buttercup

Nothing wrong with a Baltica number 3 either.

Dardania

padd b1975 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with a few long neck Tyskies of a weekend.

A very smooth and underrated beverage.

Tyskie - Polish for piss!

Deebles McBeebles

Paddy, I hope you got a few quid for the image rights.

https://simondarcyonline.com/pintman/

Brendan Bendar

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JohnnyFlash

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

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The average amount of time in minutes you spend perched on the dunny attempting to squeeze out an arse anaconda?

Pintman Paddy Losty

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Paddy, I hope you got a few quid for the image rights.

https://simondarcyonline.com/pintman/

Bastards.

Hector Savage

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The average amount of time in minutes you spend perched on the dunny attempting to squeeze out an arse anaconda?

arse anaconda!!

Cartman78

Hector Savage wrote: »

arse anaconda!!

Poo Python

sligojoek

Sphincter snake

JohnnyFlash

Had 12 cans of Guinness, a chicken curry, and 4 bags of Mega Meanies last night while watching the tv.

Wretched miasma off my bottom burps this morning - very cloying, damp, and with a definite odour of pickled onion off them. Not good.

Haven’t had to visit the can yet, which is worrying as I’m normally a post-breakfast shïtter.

lawred2

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Had 12 cans of Guinness, a chicken curry, and 4 bags of Mega Meanies last night while watching the tv.

Wretched miasma off my bottom burps this morning - very cloying, damp, and with a definite odour of pickled onion off them. Not good.

Haven’t had to visit the can yet, which is worrying as I’m normally a post-breakfast shïtter.

Not wanting to be 'that guy' but that diet sounds murderous.

JohnnyFlash

lawred2 wrote: »

Not wanting to be 'that guy' but that diet sounds murderous.

I’d only eat and drink like that once a week, maybe twice some weeks.

Hector Savage

12 cans of Guinness ??? !! In one sitting, jaysus, I'd be on the floor ...

EmmetSpiceland

lawred2 wrote: »

Not wanting to be 'that guy' but that diet sounds murderous.

We in “uncharted” territory here, L. Rationing times. Can’t be “hitting” the shops three times a week.

I, myself, have been surviving mainly on “freeze dried” noodles, frozen pizzas, Big Al’s burgers, Moy Park chicken kievs, imitation Hunky Dories, porridge or imitation crunchy nut cornflakes for breakfast, and a kilo of gummy Cola bottles that I picked up at the start of the “crisis”.

Couldn’t “stomach“ another of my partner’s chickpea curries, Quorn lasagne or lentil dals.

We’re all playing our part taking the fight to the “virus”.

Cartman78

Hector Savage wrote: »

12 cans of Guinness ??? !! In one sitting, jaysus, I'd be on the floor ...

I’d be on the floor, outside my house with a hosepipe within arm’s length

lawred2

Hector Savage wrote: »

12 cans of Guinness ??? !! In one sitting, jaysus, I'd be on the floor ...

The vomiting out of me would be of exorcist proportions

Hector Savage

lawred2 wrote: »

The vomiting out of me would be of exorcist proportions

I'd be more worried about the other end!

EmmetSpiceland

How much would you lads normally “put away” when you’re out pintin’?

Hector Savage

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

How much would you lads normally “put away” when you’re out pintin’?

I used to put away 6/7 when I was younger.... now I'm a lightweight, 3 or 4 does me ....

at home I might have 3 cans of Guinness watching a film.

Bobblehats

Took a tumble downstairs myself this morning it was quite the ordeal. Gutteral rumblings, followed by the nauxious forewarnings of an angry volcano ~ mud spatter; all over the tiles and by the time I’d realised there was nothing on the spool I was already committed and so doubled down on it?!

Did a mean charlie chaplin and made a break for the hot press utilising whatever afterburps as a propellant but what was black and white was I‘d left a godawful mess in my wake!..returned to the scene of the grime and ticker taped that ****show off. Do *not* enter

Bullocks

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

How much would you lads normally “put away” when you’re out pintin’?

All depends on the craic when out and the quality of the porter.
Could go from 2 if its dead and not great to 10 and a lock of vodka and whites. Think I hit 18 pints a while back but that was an exceptional pour of exceptional Guinness. When the pubs are open ill leave down a few the first morning i get the chance

Brendan Bendar

Bobblehats wrote: »

Took a tumble downstairs myself this morning it was quite the ordeal. Gutteral rumblings, followed by the nauxious forewarnings of an angry volcano ~ mud spatter; all over the tiles and by the time I’d realised there was nothing on the spool I was already committed and so doubled down on it?!

Did a mean charlie chaplin and made a break for the hot press utilising whatever afterburps as a propellant but what was black and white was I‘d left a godawful mess in my wake!..returned to the scene of the grime and ticker taped that ****show off. Do *not* enter

What in the name of fuuherke did all that mean, shaft ?

Bobblehats

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

What in the name of fuuherke did all that mean, shaft ?

Do you need an interpreter now Bendar? I had a rough dump

Nevin Parsnipp

Bobblehats wrote: »

Do you need an interpreter now Bendar? I had a rough dump

Blew a wild scatter o sh1te...as they say in the Bawder Counties.....

Brendan Bendar

Bobblehats wrote: »

Do you need an interpreter now Bendar? I had a rough dump

Sorry Hats, for some reason it has now become clearer.

Was skullin a few cans of Argus 8.0 and things ..erm... got a bit foggy.

Got it now,I think, the Pace Car came through early and the ‘field ‘ came up too fast and rather than try to slow it down you waved the fcuker on with disasterous results .Crashed the fcuking lights like?

Hope that’s ok with you, soz my friend.

mfceiling

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1245341400545230851?s=19

Any claims here for that?