What's the etiquette here??

spacetweek

Pee Flynn? Sh*te Flynn more like.

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122038562#Comment_122038562

Is that a bonus level on PowerWash Simulator? (yes, that's really a game and people have actually paid money for it)

Lewis_Benson

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122038562#Comment_122038562

Johnnyflash is alive and well.

Hoop66

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122040128#Comment_122040128

One of them was me…

Bobson Dugnutt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122045227#Comment_122045227

He was before my time, but I believe he died while taking a shït, or very soon after a difficult movement. Heart gave up. RIP.

Baba Yaga

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122038562#Comment_122038562

ah jeez….having flash backs to a few weeks ago when the executive shitter was re-painted with explosive liquid shyits 🤢

dulpit

Who's been using fesshole?

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1782551212837019817?t=s3d3aVHrO3oSHPViRhqw5Q&s=19%20

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122048228#Comment_122048228

If it's good enough for the King of Rock 'n' Roll it's good enough for any of us.

Brendan Bendar

Just sluiced out a log like a Staffords Iced Duck Cake in the downstairs, fcukker wouldn't take the corner.

Will need to get home early and break out the 'big plunger'.

Grouptherapy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122075995#Comment_122075995

Similar start to the week for myself. Dropped a real hall of famer in the work stall. Sort of log you could roll in glitter and put on display. Didn't think the flush would shift it but it went off like a torpedo.

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122077041#Comment_122077041

Need to freeze the lad first though…the heat kinda dulls the shine off the glitter and doesn’t stick too well

Pop her into a freezer bag and agitate the glitter…into the freezer for an hour or two…couple of those decorative

pins at random after removing the unit and quite acceptable for the ‘ employee of the week’ trophy.

Don’t forget to put “store in a cool place” and ‘best before’ in a hour hence.

Bobson Dugnutt

was reading there recently about gut flora and bacteria and decided to pick up a package of this complete greens powder with probiotics. Dreadful stuff to consume, but I’m happy to report I’m shunting out absolutely Wedgewood Quality stools. This was despite me having 11 pints of pale ale and a bellybuster pizza on Saturday. The whiff off them isn’t great but herself recently bought 6 cans of Neutrodal so I just put down a spray first (if I’m not crowning) and another few sprays after.

spacetweek

Over the last 20 years terrorist attacks have sadly become fact of life in many of the big cities of the world. That said Dublin has been very lucky up to now as it has not experienced one of these tragedies.

That is until last Friday when I entered the toilets at work before heading home in order to clean out my lower closet.

I was immediately assaulted by a pungent pong so disgracefully bad that I went into World War I mode and instinctively reached for my gas mask only to come up empty handed. Thankfully unlike the brave soldiers of yesteryear, who could only march forwards never backwards, I was able to beat a hasty retreat out of the place and ensconced myself in the disabled toilet for the next quarter of an hour, where the air was hearteningly fragrant.

Where’s a Covid mask when you need one?

Bobson Dugnutt

A mask is no use with that sort of miasma. I remember being in a pub in west cork a few years back and heading into the already pretty shambolic jacks. The fent on entering was absolutely astonishing - you could almost taste it. Straight up the nostrils and the brain goes immediately into threat flight mode. The sort of shït stench that seeps into the tile grout and starts to corrode the taps.

Turns out there was a well-known 25 pint man who was a regular there and everyone knew to avoid the jacks for at least 30 minutes if he had gone in there and taken more than 3 minutes. Even then there was said to be a warm hum that could be detected for the rest of the day.

Slideways

Was dropping the Cosbys off while reading the politics forum.

First movements were fine and dandy, just your run of the mill poo.

Then, there came a resistance I was not expecting, the muzzle pressure started to rise and I was not slipping the clutch. It must have taken 30 secs and I figure I best apply a little boost to get her moving.

Lord Lantern Jaysus. It just started to flow and there was no end it sight. Like Mount Etna if someone filled it with Mars bars that had been left on the parcel shelf of a car in mid August. When it was finally over I breathed out and the odour that assaulted my senses was catastrophic. If it wasn’t my own I reckon I would have puked.

The detritus over over the water line and was like a chocolate Mr Whippy. Luckily the flush is strong but I lit one of herself incense sticks and fucked off to the park with the dog before we both succumbed to the fent

Bobson Dugnutt

Might be useful if you find yourself needing to break wind during a delicate time - in a funeral home staring into the coffin of an in-law, at the national concert hall during a long pause in a piece, meeting your new neighbours for the first time etc.

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122088490#Comment_122088490

Is there no danger of creating a high pitched sound, not unlike letting air out of a balloon?

Hoop66

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122088490#Comment_122088490

Handy tip, but beware: if you're on a wooden seat, or pew, it can make it worse.

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122088805#Comment_122088805

That’s what we used to do in school. You’d lean over and fire out a long, reedy, one and get a bit of “reverb” off the hard wooden seat.

Bobson Dugnutt

Sounds like we have a few bog jockey sorts around here. Cock jockeys as well.

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122088682#Comment_122088682

Or the potential for a massive follow-through. Only worth the risk if you're 100% certain that you're 'solid'