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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #8462
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The way yer woman on one of the music channels says ''Ok guys, I've been Tonia Suchandsuch, and this has been the thingamajigs chart show''.


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    #8463
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    partyguinness wrote: »
    When my penis touches the water in the toilet bowel while having a poo.


    German toilet bowls can be annoying.


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    #8464
    xi5yvm0owc1s2b
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭xi5yvm0owc1s2b


    Women who refer to their breasts as "the girls." For some reason that really irritates me! :)


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    #8465
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    My water bottle has mysteriously gone missing. Can’t find it anywhere


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    #8466
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    My water bottle has mysteriously gone missing. Can’t find it anywhere

    It's gone undercover. :pac: :pac: :pac:


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    #8467
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    When you end up in cafés, restaurants and supermarkets and the only bread they have is white bread. It would be nice, in 2019, if the default bread could be wholesome brown bread (or even good sourdough) rather than cheap white sliced pan stuff like you'd get in 1980.


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    #8468
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    I sent an email as directed with some sensitive information to a practitioner, at 3ish yesterday.
    So far, no acknowledgement. Its important personal information lads, some kind of communication to say it got to you safely would be appreciated!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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    #8469
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    An ex colleague is running for office local to where I work, was never a fan of her's, she was constantly miserable and on about how much she spent on her hair(100's e at a time), ie not tactful to talk about in this line of work.

    The party she has recently joined has posters of her and the expensive hair on every single pole for inside and around the area, giving me flashbacks and nightmares they are.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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    #8470
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Customers abandoning their trolleys in the car park after shopping


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    #8471
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,327 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    honeybear wrote: »
    Customers abandoning their trolleys in the car park after shopping

    I love those guys and I hope they've left a €1 in it for me to collect!


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    #8472
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,157 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Deleted User wrote: »
    When you end up in cafés, restaurants and supermarkets and the only bread they have is white bread. It would be nice, in 2019, if the default bread could be wholesome brown bread (or even good sourdough) rather than cheap white sliced pan stuff like you'd get in 1980.

    When you can't find a simple whitebread sandwich. It's always some kind of artisan batch crap.


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    #8473
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,327 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Grayson wrote: »
    When you can't find a simple whitebread sandwich. It's always some kind of artisan batch crap.

    I eat a few slices of bread every few weeks. Sometimes I might eat more.
    My brother keeps on going onto to me about how unhealthy it is and how I should be eating brown bread. It drives me mad.


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    #8474
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Harleigh Shaggy Peroxide wrote: »
    Women who refer to their breasts as "the girls." For some reason that really irritates me! :)
    Grayson wrote: »
    When you can't find a simple whitebread sandwich. It's always some kind of artisan batch crap.

    TA All colloquialisms for breasts. And everything else . And the use of ''artisan '' for everything including bread .

    Can't find sandwiches without the dreaded mayonnaise, either , Grayson /


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    #8475
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Harleigh Shaggy Peroxide wrote: »
    Women who refer to their breasts as "the girls." For some reason that really irritates me! :)

    Pinky and Perky FTW! ;)

    Marina Hyde...I don't know why, she just annoys me.


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    #8476
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,814 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Marina Hyde...I don't know why, she just annoys me.

    You take that back - she's a great journalist!

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #8477
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    You take that back - she's a great journalist!

    I can't argue against that, its just something about her. When she used to be on The Guardian's football podcast...god....maybe its just her voice.


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    #8478
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Pinky and Perky FTW! ;)

    Mine might be Pinky but certainly not Perky:D:D


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    #8479
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Why do sausages always roll back onto a side that's already cooked? Stupid baxtard yokes :(


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    #8480
    heldel00
    Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    Why do sausages always roll back onto a side that's already cooked? Stupid baxtard yokes :(

    Get yourself an Airfryer and all this will soon be a distant memory...


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    #8481
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm confused. I pronounce any like Annie. How do you pronounce any??

    Sorry for tardy reply, busy day at the sewage farm! I pronounce it so as to rhyme with Benny or Lennie or Abergavenny or Kenny!


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    #8482
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    heldel00 wrote: »

    I'd cause all sorts of confusion and be kicked out of the parish for causing said confusion!

    I'd regard that as an opportunity - after all, your present parish is full of people who cannot pronounce "any" or "many" correctly! So the sooner that you can get away from them, the better!


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    #8483
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    But that’s the way it’s pronounced. Enny alternative is incorrect.

    Asked Joe Duffy, did we? ;)


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    #8484
    NewbridgeIR
    Registered Users Posts: 3,763 ✭✭✭NewbridgeIR


    People who think brown toast beats white toast.


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    #8485
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,325 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Squatter wrote: »
    Sorry for tardy reply, busy day at the sewage farm! I pronounce it so as to rhyme with Benny or Lennie or Abergavenny or Kenny!

    Well that's just wrong


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    #8486
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,108 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Squatter wrote: »
    Sorry for tardy reply, busy day at the sewage farm! I pronounce it so as to rhyme with Benny or Lennie or Abergavenny or Kenny!

    So do you say enymore , enyhow , enyway , enywhere !


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    #8487
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Rte ads. Jaysus


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    #8488
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    On day 14 of my health insurance cooling off period I decided to upgrade, so they backdated my higher payment to 14 days ago even though I obviously would not have been covered for this level if anything happened in the past 14 days. Hmmm.


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    #8489
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    So do you say enymore , enyhow , enyway , enywhere !

    I actually do :). I also say "onvelope", a cause for much slagging for being posh :(

    TA, I need someone to physically remove this Lily O Brien easter egg from me, I can't stop......


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    #8490
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    New Home wrote: »
    Its gone undercover. :pac: :pac: :pac:

    It better come out soon because wondering where it is is wrecking my head! :p


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    #8491
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,108 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    I actually do :). I also say "onvelope", a cause for much slagging for being posh :(

    TA, I need someone to physically remove this Lily O Brien easter egg from me, I can't stop......

    Onvelope indeed ! Far from
    onvelopes we were reared !


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